Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation

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According to someone on Twitter

So, posting comments that some people don't like on the internet - terrorism. Turning up to meetings in masks in an attempt to shut them down - not terrorism.

Another fun day in upside down land.

I went to bed one night and woke up the next morning named as a dangerous radical responsible for wide-scale political protests, (true story).

Clearly MN is performing subliminal radicalisation. You may think you're using free will to eschew leggings or smelly disinfectants, but sooner or later you'll find yourself wearing a fake beard in a pond and realise it was all a cunning plan.

Is that because we're to expect SAS squad style troops smashing through our windows in the near future,

Oooh do ou think that might happen?

Will they give us a heads up do you think?

Its just i need to pop a bra on

And something more than knickers on

And put my makeup on

And do my hair

And i really ought to brush my teeth

Ds2 will be terribly excited!!

(I dont clean loos)

God!!!

If we are having visitors shoukd the loo be clean?????

Fucking Mumsnet terrorists are terrifying, what with their Zoflora weapons of mass germ destruction and water boarding poor maligned toilet brushes!

My terrorist den house is guarded by Heath Robinson style booby fuck it, is booby a transphobic word? traps and siege weapons made from empty Zoflora bottles and retired toilet brushes. I arm them with dishwasher tablets.

Right then chaps (I know it’s not Friday, but I’m gender fluid).

Let’s get this sorted. We need a command structure, a training camp, a uniform, and some heavy artillery.

And naice ham
Pom bears
A small Korean lady
A Korean skin care regime
Weaponised Zoflora
Attack loo brushes

Any SAS style visitors better now want to use our toilet. Entitled, much?

I have got the ham. First rule of buffet type list, get in first with the easy option.

S&B is lovely and friendly.

The Dog Threads are fucking terrifying though. Never again

Good work Comrade birdsdestiny

I always volunteer to bring bread or crisps.

Yeah but the dog house and S&B say feminist chat is scary?

I go everywhere quite happily, possibly I am a spy.

FYI I have just washed my floors with jasmine fragrance oil and white vinegar

I'm contemplating braving S&B to find out what the hell the Korean skin care regime is. I suspect it involves more effort than my regime of slapping a bit of Nivea on my face when I remember.

I'm shocked at all of the proud owners of loo brushes here. Makes me doubt if this is the place for me.

Baroque are you forming a splinter group.
Are we watching the disintergration of our ideology as we speak.

You get to put snail gel on your face Baroquehavoc

Whatever happened to the Populat Front?

He’s over there

SPLITTER!

Never has that film seemed more relevant...

You want radicalisation? Try the parking threads. Or ask if it's correct to hang loo roll under or over.

Of course, MNers need to keep their strength up for various terrierist activities which is why we're able to make a chicken feed 17 people for a week.

We need a command structure, a training camp, a uniform, and some heavy artillery.

We also need a theme song. How about "I wabt to break free" by Queen? We don't even need costumes for our YouTube video - the dress code is Come As You Are, bras optional.

Surely you're not going along with this "terrorist" thing...

We are THE Resistance.

They clearly got wind of the planned flash mob of loo brush users.

Who grassed?

You get to put snail gel on your face

I haven't the time to let a snail roam over my face, I'm busy designing posters and laminating badges for my new radical radical group - I'm excluding men, TIM and any of you dirty tykes who use a loo brush.

For more time than I care to admit I thought Zoflora was a made up MN thing, like washing being darked on

Did you see the replies on The Times article?! Honestly, they could give Style and Beauty lessons on dictatorship.

Wait, what? Snail gel?

I know you can get fish to eat your bunions. Or something.