Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation

[Twunk]

According to someone on Twitter

[MistAmougstElephants]

certain phew I thought I was going to have to set fire to them. If you lot made me give up my leggings as well I'd have nothing left I tell you nothing 😱

Night radicalised terrorists!

[CertainHalfDesertedStreets]

I wearing my dad's old pyjamas so S and B is clearly a part time thing for me

[TheMortificadosDragon]

Did someone say they wanted something setting ablaze?

[PositivelyPERF]

Fucking Mumsnet terrorists are terrifying, what with their Zoflora weapons of mass germ destruction and water boarding poor maligned toilet brushes! Terrifying, I tell you, and I grew up in NI through the troubles.

[HoneyDragon]

I’m wearing leggings. I’ve worn a lot of active wear this week too. Not for the gym, it’s just generally more comfortable for internet terrorism.

[TheMortificadosDragon]

Honeydragon - I haven't forgotten who incinerated the whole of Mortificado and nearly roasted the corgis. Treason, surely?

[spontaneousgiventime]

Bra's are items of torture and as we all own them I suppose we could be terrorists. BT's Boob terrorists.

[HoneyDragon]

Should have followed the Windsor’s example and got Dorgis. Much hardier dogs.

[ToeToToe]

We've never heard back from her supposed meeting at 15:00 hrs with the Home Offce terrorism squad, have we?

Is that because we're to expect SAS squad style troops smashing through our windows in the near future, or because MN, radfems or anyone gender critical has never done anything remotely like terrorism ever?

Seriously, name one thing (other than liking zoflora) that any radfem has done that is actually terrorism?

[spontaneousgiventime]

Pearl clutching could be terrorism but I don't wear pearls so I guess that's no good.

[ErrolTheDragon]

We've never heard back from her supposed meeting at 15:00 hrs with the Home Offce terrorism squad, have we?

Eh? You mean this person seriously wasted the time of the anti-terrorism squad?

[ErrolTheDragon]

I suppose we have been guilty of inciting people to sign this

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/214118

[ToeToToe]

Errol - according to their own twitter - yes.

I might add, we (as in Mumsnet) have also been reported to the police on at least one occasion (again, according to twitter) - but the police told them it wasn't transphobia or a hate crime.

Oh dear. (Ha!)

[AornisHades]

Toe, smashing through my windows? But I need to clean them with Gender Neutral Pronoun Muscle first!

[womanformallyknownaswoman]

I'm going dressed as a jellyfish tomorrow night for an event - my cunning disguise is a marine terrorist

[ErrolTheDragon]

How the heck do you dress as a jellyfish, they're pretty much transparent.

[ToeToToe]

Absolutely, Aornis.

I"m currently scrubbing my kitchen surfaces with 'pronoun-away disinfectant - destroys 99% of all known pronouns" - we wouldn't want to get in any trouble.

[ICantBelieveIDidThis]

We shall fight them with the bleaches!

We shall fight them with the Zoflora!

We shall fight them with Dettol if we have to!

We shall even cancel the cheque on those who fight against us!

They may take our penis beakers!

They may take our penguin bollards!

But we are Mumsnet!

They will never take away our headscarves!!!

[womanformallyknownaswoman]

How the heck do you dress as a jellyfish, they're pretty much transparent.

The one I'm going as is blue so a transparentish blue rain poncho, some long glittery tentacles and star lights intertwined for stinging cells

[Mamaryllis]

Will you be nekkid under the transparentish poncho?



Streets - I call troll. Kondo-ised? Any legit mner knows it’s kondoed. Or possibly kondo’d. Or kondo’ed. The pedants will know.

I often wonder if all these wannabe wimmins read these threads and get the faintest impression that they might be wrong about the literal violence thing. I suspect it makes them crabbier.

[WatermelonGlitter]

I bought some Zoflora recently but haven't tried it yet. The hyacinth one

You have unwittingly bought a weapon of mass destruction (of the sinuses) right there

[LittleOrphanFunkhouser]

It doesn't take much to 'trigger' these right-wing morons; just display a willingness to engage in rational debate, along with a refusal to paint entire communities with the same brush of 'terrorist', and you will pretty soon become a target from the likes of Sargon of Akkad or any of the other willfully ignorant fuckwits who follow him.

[DisturblinglyOrangeScrambleEgg]

I don't think I'm allowed back into S&B after I admitted DP and I just have a big heap of jersey boxers we both wear (pregnancy habit I never lost)

I can't believe you've all forget the ascetics of MN - the cult of the 5 day chicken.

[Singlenotsingle]

7.00 in the morning and just had the first laugh of the day!

[WatermelonGlitter]

The 5 day chicken