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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

How to make love to a trans woman

286 replies

PsychoPumpkin · 22/03/2018 10:08

Article link.

transsingleblog.wordpress.com/2016/04/25/make-love-with-transgender-females/

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Surfandterf · 22/03/2018 11:39

*This all reminds me of when a friend was pregnant (years ago) and was given a leaflet about private c-sections.

It said "Keep Your Passages Honeymoon Fresh!"* That is fucking awful! Angry

FizzyGreenWater · 22/03/2018 11:39

Most cis-women have a certain frigidity to them that does not allow them to totally open up during the lovemaking, but there is no such problem with Trans women.

Yes, yes, I totally agree with this. I would urge ALL of the grunting women-hating wankers reading that piece to absolutely go and find a nice well-proportioned transactivist to jackrussell, and leave all those horrid women-women, you know the awful old fashioned type who were actually BORN as women - the weirdos! - well ehough alone Grin

TerfsUp · 22/03/2018 11:42

Good lord. What tripe.

Or perhaps I was too hypnotised by the author's sexual magnetism - Adam's Apple and all - to appreciate the nuances of the writing.

FizzyGreenWater · 22/03/2018 11:43

Seriously I am all for this.

A bunch of twisted bigots are very kindly offering to entice entire swathes of the worst kind of knuckledraggers into pestering them for a shag instead of pestering women?

Me and my uneducated olde-worlde vagina are positively dancing around the room.

deydododatdodontdeydo · 22/03/2018 11:45

Mental gymnastics.
If I was a gay man with a boyfriend, and he decided to become female and self ID, my gay relationship would suddenly become heterosexual, and since I wasn't heterosexual I should leave her?
The mind boggles.

Juells · 22/03/2018 11:45

Me and my uneducated olde-worlde vagina

Don't you mean your front hole?

FizzyGreenWater · 22/03/2018 11:46

The end point of all this is that us saggy gang basically find another planet to populate, take the sane men with us, and leave the nutso cyberpussies and the knuckledraggers behind to shag themselves into oblivion.

Sign me up for that spaceship.

FizzyGreenWater · 22/03/2018 11:46

Juells, I have no idea of the corect terminology. I'm too uneducated. I was born a woman - it's tragic, I'm basically incomplete

MaidOfStars · 22/03/2018 11:47

‘It helps if you’re bisexual’

Perhaps the clearest statement I’ve seen for a while that transwomen are not, in fact, women.

Also, the article is both utterly horrific and hilarious in equal measures.

WiggyPig · 22/03/2018 11:47

Why is anybody giving this any credence at all given that the source is a trans singles Wordpress blog, and the article is designed for men who have trans wank fantasies?

Even the Flat Earth Society have a proper website not just a wordpress page.

birdbandit · 22/03/2018 11:47

What I see as a positive to all this, is that the woman hating crazy men used to be more difficult to spot. I married one, my bad!

Now they literally advertise and document forever their thoughts, on the internet.

FizzyGreenWater · 22/03/2018 11:48

Also, you don’t have to worry about shotgun weddings as it's not 1843.

Grin Grin Grin Grin

PositivelyPERF · 22/03/2018 11:56

I am a trans woman and even though I have not had surgery yet… I even have female orgasms 🤪

PsychoPumpkin · 22/03/2018 12:03

PERF,

Female orgasms from the manipulation of their male penis.

What a world we live in!

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Ellenripleysalienbaby · 22/03/2018 12:05

This is a common theme though.

Paris Lees, they of the BBC Question Time appearance tonight, wrote this article. Which basically seems to be saying to me:

Urgh, cis women are soooooo frigid, look at what a sexual woman I am, I can do sex so much better than those awful repressed cis women, I am soooooo sexy.

www.vice.com/en_uk/article/nnq44q/paris-lees-the-21-sexiest-things-about-sex-696

Mouthtrousersafrocknowandthen · 22/03/2018 12:05

Funniest scenes from Ted 2
There is a very un PC scene where Ted catches Mark Wahlberg wanking to chicks with dicks because he's such a desperate stoner/loser whose GF dumped him.

PsychoPumpkin · 22/03/2018 12:31

well, after reading that Paris lees article I’m clutching my pearls big time!

I didn’t think I was a prude, but maybe I am!

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RedToothBrush · 22/03/2018 12:40

That Paris Lees thing is porn.

Not an journalistic article.

AskBasil · 22/03/2018 12:48

"Sleeping with a Transwomen doesn't mean you are GAY!!"

Er, hate to tell you guys, but yeah, if you're a bloke, it does.

Why not leave all your homophobic self-hatred in that closet and step out and breathe freely?

MyBrilliantDisguise · 22/03/2018 12:50

The saddest thing about all this shit is that there are some young people out there who are really suffering and until now they had the back of so many women who thought how awful it must be to feel you don't belong in your body.

This, though... this has become all about sex and the fetishisation of women. They don't bear any resemblance to any woman I've ever met and to be honest their physical appearances are the last of my worries - they just don't share any of the beliefs or concerns any woman I know shares.

It sounds ridiculous but if I had a trans child I would prefer it if they were changing twenty years ago rather than now.

FizzyGreenWater · 22/03/2018 12:51

For people so desperate to be women, some of these commentators don't half go all out on the 'typical misogynistic sleaze-douchebag blokey McBloke' persona.

Paris Lees aka bloody Jimetta Davidson

Yes to porn written by a bloke but with the woman as the first person

BitOutOfPractice · 22/03/2018 12:52

That Paris Lees article reminds me of the one from the Inbetweeners who is always bragging about the hot sex he's had when really he's a virgin

FizzyGreenWater · 22/03/2018 12:53

The saddest thing about all this shit is that there are some young people out there who are really suffering and until now they had the back of so many women who thought how awful it must be to feel you don't belong in your body.

This, though... this has become all about sex and the fetishisation of women. They don't bear any resemblance to any woman I've ever met and to be honest their physical appearances are the last of my worries - they just don't share any of the beliefs or concerns any woman I know shares.

Yes. Basically, the nasty twat misogynists have hit on a new and genius formula, and the genuinely creepy autogynephiles, who are no doubt far fewer, are sleazing behind them all the way.

I feel sorry for genuine transsexuals. Word used quite deliberately.

speakout · 22/03/2018 13:11

There is nothing sexier than a woman in lingerie. If there was something sexier, it would be a woman in lingerie with high heels and a dazzling necklace.

Howyoualldoworkme · 22/03/2018 13:16

A pearl necklace?

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