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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Ok so someone educate me about neo vaginas **Title edited by MNHQ at the OP's request**

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AssignedPuuurfectAtBirth · 04/01/2018 00:46

Because lot of people on twitter appear to think that women piss out of their vaginas.

So with that particular piece of 'advanced biology', what happens with a newly constructed vagina?

And er. maybe some will be disappointed with the plumbing?

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BarrackerBarmer · 04/01/2018 22:27

Golf ball.
Excellent.

Do sit down on my couch my dear. We've a lot to get through. I charge £100 an hour. Now, tell me about your childhood...

QuentinSummers · 04/01/2018 22:31

That made me laugh!
I have really vivid dreams too. For some reason my brain like to do sex dreams about men I find utterly repellent and annoying in real life. It's disturbing.

MelonKnee · 04/01/2018 22:38

This is a way to get a fetish utterly legitimised and supported by the government

Datun - it's those we see in government & running corporations/big business that are practising it in the first place!

This whole trans agenda is coming from the top down.

PricklyBall · 04/01/2018 22:41

For some unaccountable reason, that seems to be quite common Quentin - I've seen lots of threads on here about "tell me your worst ever dream sex partner". Particularly slimy and unattractive Tory politicians always seem to be quite a recurrent theme.

It is very annoying, though. My dreams certainly never feature (insert hot movie star or sportsman of my waking fantasy moments here), more's the pity. I suppose I should just count myself lucky they tend to feature fairly neutral men I know vaguely in RL - I always wake up thinking "why him?" in puzzlement, rather than "NOOOOO, not George Osborne" in utter horror.

QuentinSummers · 04/01/2018 22:43

It's not famous people prickly. It's usually men at work that I absolutely cannot stand. Very embarrassing.

Ereshkigal · 04/01/2018 22:47

rather than "NOOOOO, not George Osborne" in utter horror.

That was me once! Blush

StoneColdDiva · 04/01/2018 22:56

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Lonelystarbuckslover · 04/01/2018 23:02

MN taught me more than my biology teacher ever did. I was 32 when an AIBU thread alerted me to the difference between vulva and vagina.

PricklyBall · 04/01/2018 23:07

Budge up a bit on Barracker's couch, Maid, you need to make room for Ereshkigal.

Now, about your childhoods...

LangCleg · 04/01/2018 23:16

Bah. I never have sex dreams. Not even about fanciable blokes, let alone George Osborne. I want an inappropriate sex dream now, if only to see who my subconscious would embarrass me with!

LangCleg · 04/01/2018 23:19

Here is a beautiful 3D image of the clitoris. The first time I saw it, I just stared for ages in amazement.

i.imgur.com/YKXfdTc.png

Lonelystarbuckslover · 04/01/2018 23:41

That's amazing langcleg! I wish we were able to celebrate the wonders of the workings of the female body (as oppose to objectifying tits and making being a woman all about lipstick and high heels) more

thebewilderness · 04/01/2018 23:50

There are adults who think men and women have different numbers of ribs because of myths and bible stories told as history.

Datun · 05/01/2018 00:07

That image doesn't work for me, but I have seen what you mean. Like a hooded superhero with wings. Amazing stuff.

I dreamt I was a squirrel once and that I could fly.

BarrackerBarmer · 05/01/2018 00:11

Here's a nice article with a 3d model of a clitoris and the news that French schoolchildren are going to be properly educated about it!

Be super I'd we did this in the UK.

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/15/3d-model-clitoris-sexual-revolution-sex-education-womens-sexuality

BarrackerBarmer · 05/01/2018 00:11

*if

LangCleg · 05/01/2018 09:08

We should do it in the UK. And if I had a daughter of the relevant age, I think I'd buy her one of those models.

BarrackerBarmer · 05/01/2018 09:56

You can 3d print one!!!

When I was googling one of the first sites I found had a link to what I assume was a 3d printing template.

Terrylene · 05/01/2018 13:03

This is one unusual view of a vagina. Fascinating - the woman who got moulded must be pretty brave to do it. I am worried about how they got the moulding material out.............

www.greatwallofvagina.co.uk/shop/internal-affairs-internal-vagina-casting

Datun · 05/01/2018 13:14

Oooh Terrylene. That's going for £1500! I'm not surprised. It's incredible.

Terrylene · 05/01/2018 13:24

I would like to see it for real. You can have your own done. That would make an interesting Christmas pressie for one's OH, if one is very wealthy and bored with the usual stuff .........

ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 05/01/2018 13:44

WRT to facsimile vaginas when a child has been on puberty blockers , I believe it is possible to fashion one from a section of the colon.

I understand this has additional benefits eg a greater depth can be achieved, far less dilation is required, and the facsimile will self lubricate. Additionally the tissue used is pretty robust.

Ereshkigal · 05/01/2018 13:56

It is, but I understand it has additional drawbacks too.

TinselAngel · 05/01/2018 14:27

Won't it smell of poo?

AssassinatedBeauty · 05/01/2018 14:29

No, because it's no longer part of the digestive system.

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