OK, I'm a man now. Join me?

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If I can't beat 'em...

I'm going to put my 'gender' as male now. Going to 'live a man' but I am not going to change my clothes, not that I wear skirts much anyway. I will still style my hair and wear makeup because I will not be defined.

So I'm going to tell me DH and children tonight. I'm not sure if DH will accept that he is now gay.

Any one want to out their inner man and join me on my journey?

Attaboy kr1s

Actually properly laughing at that image Lurkedforever1

ditto at sir gaylord in his tweeds and facial tattoo

Alright ChattyLion ? Glad to see you're getting the hang of this man stuff now, good on yer mate.

Of course, as well as getting all the credit for everyone else's work well done, it's equally true that if things do go tits up then naturally it's never your fault mate. How can it be, since you are a MAN, and there are always some women around to take the blame.
Win-win mate innit.

I find myself leaving the housework to fester because I've realised that DH will do it in the end. I also started the process of prepping a room to be painted, then largely left him to do it himself. And I am a Director of my own company.

So I'm claiming my spot on the man bench.

I've just gone to the garage to get the suitcases because we're going away. Obviously, gay DH is waiting to pack, but I need to clear the entire garage out immediately,
especially as it's so late in the day and everyone's tired.

I have no intention of finishing it, of course. And I'm looking forward to leaving it in a bigger mess than it was to start with. And then forget to bring in the luggage.

Ok, so I went to get a sack, back and crack tonight.

There was some confusion and I think it's rather oppressive that the male therapists are surprised to be presented with a mulva. It's so awful that they are not being trained properly.

I don't properly have back hair yet, but I don't think it's unreasonable for them to shave my legs as an alternative. You would think these people would be allies

mulva

I'm proper cackling at that one. In a manly way because I'm wiping my snot on my arm not my hanky.

This thread is making me

Meanwhile, I've started asserting my authority by pissing on the floor of the work toilets. When you've got a 15 inch mangina, it is hard to aim properly.

Evening dudes, Hoyt Aponte here.
Not only am I identifing as a man but also a cowboy.
Look at my fucking cowboy name .

Anyway, I'm off to bed. Night lads.

I'm going to improve my basic man skills.
I'm working on increasing my time on the bog to a proper manly 20 minutes, as my current 2 minutes poos are not making the grade.

Make sure you leave one sheet on the loo roll, so no way would you be expected to change it. If you must get a new one, leave it on a shelf or the floor, a bit out of reach.

cafe your husband gives hope to us all. I haven't told DH yet that I am a man, it will be a lovely surprise for him. I'm really enjoying being a man and not giving a fuck what anyone thinks of me.

Jimmy you are my bruv bro, yo blud. Except we finish every Saturday night having a massive row because I support United and you support City, and we have to abuse each other endlessly about it while our gay husbands roll their eyes and do the dishes.

Merill Egan here, I'm a gynaecologist with cold hands and a disconcerting way of looking past you...my patients are never sure if I've listened to a word they've said.

Errol!. Nah mate, you're doing it all wrong. Leave the new loo roll on top of the old loo roll in the loo roll holder.

Evening lads. Julian Lloyd here, bit of a posho, can't wait to join the gentleman's clubs that obviously will benefit from my membership (ha MEMBERship, love a bit of bants with you bois).

God Christmas is going to be easy this year. I pretty much just have to make a big song and a dance about selecting a tree, put it manfully in a bucket in the house and then sit back and enjoy watching everyone else decorate it and angst about buying and wrapping presents. Not my job, I am a man! I don't have time for that kind of thing, and besides, I'm sure DH will enjoy it.

Oh, thats how my DD does it... hey, this is great news, I guess I have a DS, I'd been wondering what with her, I mean him, off to do an engineering degree, and the only iron she'll use is the soldering sort.

I wasn't joking about that cis-dog.

I'm a man too. Evidence - I put the rubbish out, I never wear skirts/dresses because they make me feel uncomfortable, I cut my own hair, I change the lightbulbs, catch the spiders, put together the flat pack, and control the finances. How did I not realize it before? A woman can't do those things!!

I need a Jilly Cooper hero name. I will choose one after a manly sleep.

Morning lads! Thanh Wolfe here, reporting in for manly bantz before spending the day in the office mansplaining the girls' jobs to 'em. I mean, some of them have only been there 20 years, it's lucky I'm there really otherwise they wouldn't have a fucking clue what day of the week it was, amirite?

Might knock off early and get a round of golf in. Newly gay dp can sort dinner out, it'll be fine. Anyone up for a pint after?

Hang on lads, brilliant idea from me - if we go down to the 'spoons after golf it's curry night. Result! I won't bother telling newly gay dp I'm not coming back for dinner though, he'll only give me grief. If we make it a late one he'll be in bed when I get back anyway.

I am going to help my newly gay DH with the cleaning this weekend (I am a new man dontcha know)

So my help will consist of going through THE drawer.... I will empty all the shitty bits all over the dining table and put them into piles - then put them back into the drawer...

And I expect to be thanked and praised like a small child