OK, I'm a man now. Join me?

[AssignedPerfectAtBirth]

If I can't beat 'em...

I'm going to put my 'gender' as male now. Going to 'live a man' but I am not going to change my clothes, not that I wear skirts much anyway. I will still style my hair and wear makeup because I will not be defined.

So I'm going to tell me DH and children tonight. I'm not sure if DH will accept that he is now gay.

Any one want to out their inner man and join me on my journey?

[Datun]

Well I'm off to golf. Gay DH is cooking a tagine for me and my mates tonight. I guess the other halves will be there too, but I can't be bothered to check. As I said to him, what difference will 3 extra people make!?

I'll arrive just in time to loftily bang on about the wine. Then, if I make coffees, everyone will thank me for my wonderful hospitality.

I'm looking forward to some nice pillow talk chatting about the evening and how well I did, followed by some hot sex, unless of course he nods off halfway through me reliving the 18th. Strewth, it's not like he has had to walk miles in the sunshine today, is it? Lightweight.

[BeyondLimitsAndWhatever]

I'm gonna ply DH with my sexy legless self, I reckon.
How could he turn that down? Who doesn't like being woken up and pawed at by someone who is three sheets to the wind at two in the morning?

[YetAnotherSpartacus]

^ Mine would think he'd died in his sleep and gone to heaven.

[Lurkedforever1]

scallion no worries dude. I realised that you'd just misinterpreted. If you were a woman I would have just posted 'oooh, bad time of the month is it love' when you got offended.

No problem on the car help, nobody knows more than me. I'll spend at least 5 minutes trying to open the bonnet, open the petrol cap by mistake and then pretend it was actually that I wanted to inspect whilst muttering 'what's the mpg?' Then when someone shows me the actual catch I will ask why the manufacturers hide them in such stupid places. I will then frown at the engine and talk about technical shit, like 14 valve, horsepower and possibly jump leads, as though they are visible parts of the engine that I am examining, before giving the windscreen wash cap a professional twist and declaring it a nice clean engine.

can are you trying to call us women and imply our apologies were genuinely meant, and given with regards to the other persons feelings. No mate, they were manly apologies given grudgingly and not meant at all, and possibly because as a man I now associate saying sorry with make up sex.

[scalliondays]

Great Lurked - you sound like a top bloke to take to the garage

[DJBaggySmalls]

Lurkedforever1 Help a chap; is this the engine or a drum kit in the boot?

[Lurkedforever1]

scallion I already knew that, I am a bloke after all.

dj it's neither. It is actually the first car phone, located in the bonnet as you can see. We know it is the bonnet because two men are stood by it looking knowledgeable. This caused quite a stir at the time because car phones hadn't even been invented.

With this being the case, the technology wasn't refined, hence it taking up all of the space and having lots of bits to poke and say 'hmm' at.

One man is explaining to the other the benefits of being able to call ahead so the old ball and chain can have dinner on the table, and the second man is nodding sagely to indicate he already knew all of this.

[AssignedPerfectAtBirth]

Ok so I have been on a spa weekend with the guys. Was good to bond. We did lots of champs and face packs. And talked about flowers.

Actually, we did do that. And discussed other allegedly 'important' topics

[Terfing]

OI lads, there's a bloke on Twitter I fancy. How should I win him over?

[AssignedPerfectAtBirth]

Send him a pic of your arse. Hairy up the arsehole a bit though