NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[cocolepew]

Ta-da!

I told my mum I blamed her for fat knees today in M&S, she hit me with a hanger the truth hurts.

But not as much as a hanger [ba boom tish]

I'm geeting drunk btw DH has bought me a litre bottle of smirsniff ice

The divvil is in the detail ducky

mmmm smirnoff. I'm drinking fruit cider (which I bought for dh but he was too slow) and after that I'll be mostly drinking wine.

I'm not sopposed to drink I'm on [whispers] mediccatin]

oh oh medications what you need

We will buy you the t-shirt coke.

I've got my mother's scrawny chicken chest. Thank the lord I don't have her teeth.

If you wanna be the best oh yeah..

cchicckens don't have teeth or maybe thats badgers

not sure
ds has a badger puppet and it doesn't have teeth -most confusing
Mind you it has felt hands - do badgers have felt hands in RL?

i do't think the have felt hands, maybe cclaws.

i think I needvto lie down

okay coco

bucket?

JUst had a chilli chicken dish from take away & some noodles.

But haven't eaten v much all day & am avoiding vodka.

Hate the thought of having breakfast tomorrow morning before run, will most likely vom. I usually just have fruit, but dh (and my bossy sis) that I should have some carbs.

I don't do bread so porridge will have to do. And my microwave is fucked.

Am going to try & put a pic on profile for a wee while. Don't get excited, I tried before & I couldn't figure it out.

oooh you are very purty - I lurve your dress!

I love that dress too!!

Was thinking of making it a school run dress....but not in the backwaters of rural Northern Ireland..maybe a bit much for some.

Oh God do it on the school run deffo

Morning!!!

Great night last night. Drank too much. Of course. Not feeling to bad now though. May have been the medicinal 4 slices of toast and lemon curd I ate at 3am.

[ahem] I'm back, I'm not sure what happened last night.

Most have been a bad pint (copyright DH)

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hello children

AM KNACKERED

got into bed at 2.30 am...went to Levant an amazing Lebanese restaurant in W1...with a bunch of gals...main gal got VEH VEH drunk, dancing with waiters (who started off amused then got pissed off)then she started on teh manager who desperately told my friend 'I am a shy man' THEN she clocked the owner was in (and trying to have a quiet meal with friends ) so decided a personal cubical dance was JUST what he needed.

I am SQUARE and BORING apparently because I dont get blathered

I spent £60 on 2 carrot sticks, dips, a falafel, a lump of chicken and some rice and ALLL the wine all the piss heads were drinking

I think I'm too grumpy to go out

Buda I had a cuppa tea and a slice of apple pie at 2.30am! was starving...

lol cyb
My kitchen ceiling fell down last night.

Wow it was all happening last night. Any ball pics from you Buda? Glad you had fun.

Corny what happened?

Cyb she'll be paying the price this morning and you can call her and be all lively and ever-so-slightly smug.

I have run 17.5k this morning

Good luck ff+f.

corny were you having 'fun' upstairs and broke it

Early night here after a 2.5 mile run, and DH did breakfast and woke me at 9 so I am feeling soo much better. Off to car boot in a bit and then am going to copy all of BIL's cd's onto the laptop for my running music

Can't go back through thread, not time, but that v impressive tmam, when id the half marathon?
And good luckff, it's not that bad, I promise and sprint over the finish, it feels sooo good to cross the line!

Ha ha Jack
erm..no.