NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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Sorry. I think I killed the last one.

I have done 100 sit ups in penance.
Please forgive me.

I am Jack
Jack is fat
But not much longer

Was 17 4
Now 16 1

As you were.

Hey, Foghorn, come and join us, maaaan.

Hiya Foghorn, an oldie (in MN terms you understand) long time no see! Was it the huggybear thread that lured you back ?

Welcome to fatclub, prepare to get flamed. You'll love it.

Seriously, look at this. I have a slim size 12 bod from ribcage down but size 30j norks. I'm gonna get arrested aren't I?

Wow.

Pokeahotass.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

are you wearing that in public ?

BTW, I meant you'be porkahontas if you went down the biff road.

lol & @ Pokeahotass

Lordy Gherkin you are so going to get arrested for street walking in that get up!

Welcome Foghorn - 2 rules: (i) weigh in on a Friday (ii) prepare to be shouted at if you biff. Dont let the group love in earlier on in the thread fool you - they're just lulling you into a fall sense of biffing security...

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT I am not wearing that outfit. Just posted to show y'all what I could wear if I chose.

oh gosh buda what a brilliant post, i was genuinely touched to read it, well done you. same to smallishsheep.

thanks for the roundup chat, yes am professional, and WASN'T THE TANKINI STORY HILARIOUS??!! read the whole thread, MNHQ cut the swearing, which is actually the funniest bit.

The tankini thread was the funniest have read in an awfully long time. Thank fuck the election is over and the funny threads are coming back out.

you're telling me. nice timing on leaving the roundup, mp...

Can't you just picture the poor woman carefully folding up her bikini bottoms? My lord I would have run out of that pool as fast as my little legs would carry me.

fog'orn, what's your height?

oh I loved her DP mouhting "your minge". That was the killer for me. Imagine being that poor OP and that moment where you clock what he is on about and look down.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

and probably slipped on the slippery side, adding insult to injury

i can't believe she was stood there buck naked from the waist down and nobody took her to one side and mentioned it. Just mortifying. Kind of her to share it us though, relive the humilation all over again for our amusement

humilliation

so what outfit are you going to wear then gherkin?

The tankini thread made me break my cardinal rule of Do Not Discuss MN With DH.
He was suitably beamused.
MNHQ cut the best line 'Your MINGE!' That's not even a rude word! (is it?)

I have a horrible feelign we might be the next lurgy house on the thread. DD1 has just tearfully turned down pesto pasta as her tummy hurt and had ONE spoon of icecream and declared herself 'a bit full and owie'

yup, that's what i thought, i'd starred it out and everything...

Told Dh the tankini story. He paled. You could see him thinking "that could easily happen here and she's not even knocked up".

Nom - I feel like a biffer when I don't exercise too.

Hello foghorn! How much do you want to lose?

at porkhotass btw.

Hi foghorn, stats? w's you plan doing food wise? come back!
Ignore jim jones bobbie and her magic cup btw...

I think this one

Just saught up with the YOUR MINGE! thread. Corpsing with laughter. Poor, poor woman.

Nom do you want us to verbally abuse you a little bit?

your summation of the whole Shin*y thing was spot on and made me chortle. Like your pithy nature

oh sorry, thats too pally

Ok YOU STINK

At least you wont get arrested in that one Gherkin.

Nom -sometimes takes a week or two for the scales to catch up with the fact you've been zoning.