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A space to talk openly about weight loss journeys and challenges. Mumsnet hasn't checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. You may wish to speak to a medical professional before starting any diet.

NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

710 replies

VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 13/05/2010 22:12

Sorry. I think I killed the last one.

I have done 100 sit ups in penance.
Please forgive me.

I am Jack
Jack is fat
But not much longer

Was 17 4
Now 16 1

As you were.

OP posts:
bobbiewickham · 14/05/2010 16:56

Wow.

Logged on expecting fish recipes.

Now feel all inspired and warm and fuzzy.

This is a CRACKING thread.

Have just had some prawns dipped in sweet chilli sauce for a snack. Was lovely and zoney.

cyb · 14/05/2010 16:57

coo you love your prawns dont you bobbie

I had a pice of seedy bread with cheese spread and bovril on . yum

gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 14/05/2010 16:59

Gotta be careful, we will be snogging and Shiney soon if not careful; from thence just a whisker away from "Don't worry about eating 3 cream cakes and a pack of crisps, chick, tomorrow is another day"et al.

I Have been BIFFTASTIC today. Well, ate a lot of snacks (but healthy, cashews and banana chips). Feel free to shout

bobbiewickham · 14/05/2010 17:13

Yes, I do, cyb - but will be sick of them soon, I think. Need new ideas. It's fish, fish, bloody fish.

OY GHERKIN! STEP AWAY FROM THE SNACKAGE, YOU FAT BIFFER!!!!

VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 14/05/2010 17:13

WTF is going on on here? It's gone all mystic, can I smeel josssticks? HUh?

Weirdos.

Although....although... this is why I can do it this time, the self belief, knowing that it really won't make me happy.
Lasagne night tonight, I had mackerel salad for lunch, about to have mug of tomato susoup to stave of hunger while DD's have tea. Like buda said, before I would hav e had 2 teas, cos what's the point.

Oh, and one of the school mums told me my fave looks thinner today. SCore.

Small, you is a beautiful thinker, I loves it.

Buda, I like hwo your birthday biffing is preplanned, which is just the way to do it, a treat never killed anyone as long as it IS a treat, and you know it. Iyswim.

Now, get a fucking grip you lot I have lost FECK ALL this week, grrrr, you need ot stop being nice and give me an arsekicking.

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CheeeseOnToast · 14/05/2010 17:14

Oooh bobs i'm going to buy prawns this weekend. Love prawns. And I'm going to buy chicken, ham, and maybe turkey slices to chase away the snack devil.

MamaG I've just found you on FB..... by way of warning, there are some truly heinous pics of me on there. But one superb one, if I do say so myself, of me in a bikini on a boat about five years and two stones ago

isthatporridgeinyourzone · 14/05/2010 17:15

Awww. I want to hug you all, but since we don't do that here, I'll just give you all a supportive slap . Ooh I feel so much better.

I remember weeks ago, that Cyb said said that she was a "lumpen" size 15 on a S & B thread. I was a lumpen size 13 then - nothing fitted and it was getting more and more depressing to get dressed - everything was too tight or looked ugh.

Its funny how a few inches can make such a difference to your self confidence isn't it?

smallishsheep · 14/05/2010 17:16

bobbie, Jack, just, like, chill out mannnnnnnnn

NomDePlume · 14/05/2010 17:16

0.5lb loss again this week. I have plataeued, I need to shake it up. More exercise, less choc buttons/revels biffage.

This thread has got too matey, I'm not feeling the FEAR anymore. It's almost a licence to biff. Not good.

isthatporridgeinyourzone · 14/05/2010 17:18

Nom - how can a loss of 0.5lb be plateauing?

bobbiewickham · 14/05/2010 17:19

Get some sweet chilli sauce to dip 'em in, Cheeese. Feels like a treat.

gherkinwithapurplemerkin · 14/05/2010 17:19

Oy Aitch!
Good roundup.

Have FB'ed mamag but she has not agreed to be my friend yet. Humph.

NomDePlume · 14/05/2010 17:19

Not this thread in particular, the whole NTAGABSF vibe is too relaxed. I need some more tough love.

dinkystinky · 14/05/2010 17:21

Blimming heck - logged on to expect shouting about biffing and found a love in going on! Who has been passing around the spiked kool aid?

Gherkin - remember the pocohontas porn outfit. No one will want to buy tickets from a biffer pocohonkers!

NomDePlume · 14/05/2010 17:21

porridge - I have been under my points most days and exercising every day and being all round rather halo-ish. Half a pound is a disappointment. I feel stuck. I suppose it's not really a plateau, you're right, but I feel like I'm headed that way.

NomDePlume · 14/05/2010 17:22

Porkahontas

CheeeseOnToast · 14/05/2010 17:22

Yes good round-up Aitch, v funny. Are you a writer by trade?

I already have sweet chilli sauce at home bobs

Gerks she has requests from us both then!

smallishsheep · 14/05/2010 17:23

That's not Kool Aid dinky, that's self belief man

dinkystinky · 14/05/2010 17:24

Pokahugeass

dinkystinky · 14/05/2010 17:25

Whatever you say sheep....

NomDePlume · 14/05/2010 17:25

lol

FoghornLeghorn · 14/05/2010 17:27

Can I join please ....

I'm 11 stone - hoping to lose a stone by my hols in 8 weeks time.

Wish me luck

isthatporridgeinyourzone · 14/05/2010 17:27

Nom - I stopped exercising everyday (exercise every other day) and have started to lose weight again. I call it the "Coco effect"

MamaG · 14/05/2010 17:29

yo

NomDePlume · 14/05/2010 17:29

but I feel all unfit and lazy if I don't do at least 5 days a week

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