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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

710 replies

VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 13/05/2010 22:12

Sorry. I think I killed the last one.

I have done 100 sit ups in penance.
Please forgive me.

I am Jack
Jack is fat
But not much longer

Was 17 4
Now 16 1

As you were.

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cyb · 17/05/2010 07:58

wow what a wedding dress

I give it six months

cocolepew · 17/05/2010 08:00

As long as that?

Russell brand is wearing su's jacket.

cyb · 17/05/2010 08:00

oh it was wedding PARTAY dress

what in the name of sweetbaby Moses is fearne Cotten wearing

cyb · 17/05/2010 08:03

hey coco you are listed as 'good dresser' on that what i see when I see other Mners thread!

they must have got you mixed up with me

cocolepew · 17/05/2010 08:05

I saw that, I thought it was someone else.

Not you obviously.

I have no idea why, but she's my new BF4ever.

cocolepew · 17/05/2010 08:07

[gasp] cyb4 is on style and beauty now, go and mamag her.

Themasterandmargaritas · 17/05/2010 08:13

She's a minger. Will you look at that bodylanguage.

Undertone I am very at your dressmaking skills. I am just off now to the 'tailor' to see if she can make me a mini skirt with some local fabric.

Was about to type Yay to the puppy news, but then I realised I hate it when people put yay. How lovely Coco, did you get a pic? We can compare puppies. Mine's bigger than yours and all that.

Themasterandmargaritas · 17/05/2010 08:14

There's a cyb4

VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 17/05/2010 08:19

Ooh puppies!

MIL got a new chocolate poodle who ended up being called noodles (we were taking the piss when we suggested it)

Other names were
expresso
latte (poncetastic)
bourbon

cotton appearst o be wearing a pinstriped harem style playsuit. Fuck knows why.

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VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 17/05/2010 08:20

Tess daly forgot her pants.

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isthatporridgeinyourzone · 17/05/2010 08:28

And appears to be wearing a t shirt. WTF is Judy Finnegan wearing? That shawl [boak]. Louise Rednap looks gorg as usual.

VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 17/05/2010 08:35

Judy is wearing a dead peacock.

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VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 17/05/2010 08:37

AH, it's cyd4!

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duckyfuzz · 17/05/2010 08:39

morning ladies, I'm skiving working from home today

am on boot camp for 2 weeks now, in a bid to shift half a stone before half term

duckyfuzz · 17/05/2010 08:41

there are some grim outfits at that wedding

BudaisintheZONE · 17/05/2010 08:41

Wow. Lots to catch up on. Just for a change.

Right. Confessions out of way first I think. Due to flooded birthday weekend depression there was slight biffing. One choc hob nob, one digestive, 1 crisp (that is 1 crisp not 1 packet!), 1 roast potato, 1 piece of crackling, 1 x mini magnum). Not too bad in scheme of things really. Had planned ice cream for Saturday and not had it so had it last night. Rest of day's eating was in zone.

Back in zone today - obviously! Have soup ready for later. Just had porridge for b'fast. Some roast pork left from last night so planning stirfry for dinner.

DH is now away until late Thursday so can be totally selfish with dinners!

Basement which was mopped up yesterday flooded again overnight. Sigh. Cleaner can't get here as trains not working due to weather. Windy and raining for last 36 hours non-stop.

Bobbie - cardi wasn't me. I didn't like it either!

Su - I had a jacket similar to that in purple corduroy. Loved it. My mother hated it which may have been why i liked it so much. I was 17 so it would have been 1981/82.

Bags - liked that Kew bag a lot. Or the Mango one. Second ASOS one was a bit insipid.

Liked all the wedges linked to. Love wedges generally.

Right. Need to put washing on and sort kitchen and sort basement. And do floors and beds etc. Sigh. Planned an Ikea trip today.

coco - puppy sounds fab!

VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 17/05/2010 08:45

I have had honey on toast today for brek. Feel sick now and don't want anything else to eat so am going to buy some tomatoes and make loads of susoup and live off that for a bit.

Just rang school and said 'DD1 is not feeling well today' The receptionist said 'God, you sounds awful if she's got what you have, keep her off until you feel better'
Oh gee thanks.

DD1 is totally milking it. DD2 perked up after profen so might brave shops ina bit. Am a bit tense, last time I tried to shop with credit card it refused it and said I had wrong pin, have had pin reminder sent and it hasn't changed, and if it gets refused again will have to go overdrawn to pay for shopping, aaagh.

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dinkystinky · 17/05/2010 08:51

Ah Coco - puppy sounds delightful (and delicious). Howabout "Wotsit" for a name?

Buda - that flooded basement sounds a mare. Used to rent a house in east london as a student that had a cellar that flooded whenever it rained. We used to call it our private swimming pool.

Cyb - come on, she's a recovered/recovering alcoholic, he's a recovered/recovering narcoholic and sexaholic - its clearly a match made in heaven.... Saw her actual wedding dress in Metro this morning - abit more wedding like. Agree that Russell Brand is wearing Su's jacket.

Jack - could have been me mate. Sorry. That's how my killer flu, which has now turned into fricking sinusitis, started. Lots of fluids, vit c and take it easy on yourself.

noddyholder · 17/05/2010 08:52

Natalie imbruglia's dress is lovely I also give this 6 months she is too young

dinkystinky · 17/05/2010 08:58

Noddy, I dont even give it 6 months. 3 months tops.

cornsillkwearsclogs · 17/05/2010 08:58

How old is she? Where is the rest of her dress. He is just a bit too cringy. Tom Ford looks hot > Vernon will be getting a call from the fashion police.

cornsillkwearsclogs · 17/05/2010 08:59

Natalie imbruglia's make up also v.nice. Wonder what she has on her cheeks.

VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 17/05/2010 09:03

dinky, thanks for sympathy. feel shitty and keep having to do things like get breakfast and change nappies, bloody kids.

Buda, floods are no excuse to biff! (but I can understand it)

DH always catches things about a week after we get it so he will be sick on my birthday day off. great.

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SuSylvester · 17/05/2010 09:04

dotn like imriglias dress
looks liek toilet roll dolly

BudaisintheZONE · 17/05/2010 09:12

I know Jack but was so miserable and peed off that I didn't care. 2 biscuits and an ice cream not too bad? Could ahve been a lot worse!

But I accept my telling off in spirit in which it was intended and I promise there will be no more biffing.

Hope you feel better. Start DH on vit c and echinacea now. you might ward it off.