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A space to talk openly about weight loss journeys and challenges. Mumsnet hasn't checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. You may wish to speak to a medical professional before starting any diet.

NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

710 replies

VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 13/05/2010 22:12

Sorry. I think I killed the last one.

I have done 100 sit ups in penance.
Please forgive me.

I am Jack
Jack is fat
But not much longer

Was 17 4
Now 16 1

As you were.

OP posts:
MamaG · 16/05/2010 17:51

you have to be "peed on the floor" cyb

cyb · 16/05/2010 17:51

Nom I dont like a woven heel. they get wrecked really quickly

NomDePlume · 16/05/2010 17:51

penis toe

lol

SuSylvester · 16/05/2010 17:51

MUTTON?
MUTTON?
rigth cyb get yer coat.
we are OFF

MamaG · 16/05/2010 17:52

ROAR at mutton outrage

well you aer both in your fifth decade

NomDePlume · 16/05/2010 17:52

I tried 7's and didn't rate them. They looked no different to me.

cyb · 16/05/2010 17:53

yesh I am peony floor

cocolepew · 16/05/2010 17:53

Jacket is too Chesney Hawks.

SuSylvester · 16/05/2010 17:53

oh get back to your denim twinsets.

MamaG · 16/05/2010 17:53

lol at chbesney h

just paint on a mole and voila

cyb · 16/05/2010 17:55

Su, just how TALL and SLIM are we? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh? eh?

SuSylvester · 16/05/2010 17:55

look master
we know you wear a pith helmet and look like don estelle.

right am outta here. need to cook susoup and sort garcons

MamaG · 16/05/2010 17:56

giants

cyb · 16/05/2010 17:57

rather a giant than a .......squirt

cocolepew · 16/05/2010 17:57

looking good girls

MamaG · 16/05/2010 17:57
Grin
MamaG · 16/05/2010 17:58

me and cyb

cocolepew · 16/05/2010 17:58

Imagine how I feel, I've just found out I'm a gay werewolf.

NomDePlume · 16/05/2010 17:59

right. Handbags. Thoughts please on these

This one in either colour, concerned that it may be a bit too big

I prefer the style of this one but I'm a bit hmmm about the colour. Is 'nude' the right colour for a handbag? I'd wear with shorter strap btw

Themasterandmargaritas · 16/05/2010 18:00

ROFL

cyb · 16/05/2010 18:00

OMg how does that giantess get through the friggin front door?

SuSylvester · 16/05/2010 18:01

like shape of bag two but not colour

cocolepew · 16/05/2010 18:01

You tell us.

I have a Marc jacobs bag [preen]

SuSylvester · 16/05/2010 18:02

who was it who linked to a nice silver one
wa son recent handbag htread

cocolepew · 16/05/2010 18:02

Bag 2 looks pink.

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