NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK]

Sorry. I think I killed the last one.

I have done 100 sit ups in penance.
Please forgive me.

I am Jack
Jack is fat
But not much longer

Was 17 4
Now 16 1

As you were.

Coco you are just COPYING me now.

Cyb you are right I looked at after I wrote it down and thought actually that is not soooo bad.

Dh is now actively endorsing portion control as well as bessie mate.

But there is a whole bowl of homemade choco mousse sitting in my fridge, calling me in. Bastard. I should've given to the dc for their supper.

i LOVE wedges

Oh and NO NO NO NO to fit flops. They are worse than crocs, especially now they have sequins on them.

not going to link because you will sllaaaag them orf

I had a look in M&S a cpl of weeks ago (was in trying find birthday present) but nothing took my fancy

link, bitch

ah, fuck it

the pewter ones are next on my list

I love 'em

they make that great wedge clonky noise when you walk

haha I thought you bought crackers as in biscuits.

I'm v tired.

i cant get eh pewter to work
not sure about balck
ill show you the weirdy jackay MIl bought me in there = youll hate it

www.marksandspencer.com/Limited-Collection-Sleeve-Asymmetric-Jacket/dp/B003H330F4?ie=UTF8&ref=see_al l_reviews&ie=UTF8&mnSBrand=core haha i thought crackers too. wondered why that was noteworthy

I have denim wedges I bought, years ago, in the childrens dept. of Woolies. £3, I love them

I like that, tried somehting similar on in Tesco's

ah mu says the tesco cotton cardignas are back in

at cyb's new wedges

HEre's a gorge orange shrug for you gherkin.

As for hte wedgies, I sort of like them but am a bit put off by one of the reviewers being 'Aonnie a per Una loving Nannie' from Grimsby.

OMG jacket is rank

Wedges are ok in pewter, look a bit clunky in black to me. They are prob better in RL, we all know how shite the M&S marketing dept are with their photography

I have fugly toes, the one next to my big one is too long.

I tried on mates peep toe high shoes and it poked through the hole like a penis.

lol at names on marks site
jacket is fantabulous on

I told you you would hate them fuckers

Anyhoo, i LOOK FAB in them

rofl at penis toe

I think that means you're a lesbian, if your second toe is bigger than your first - there was a thread a bit aog

orange shrug is nice, for orange

I like these but not sure about the espadrille heel

I am a reviewer of wedges can you guess which one

i ahev some new look silver wedges from ? 5 years ago
still going
were v unusual at the time

Jacket is a bit mutton dressed as.

While we are doing s&b, I'm contemplating a pair of 7 jeans. I should just get Martha's shouldn't I?

Oh I mus tell DH, he will be pleased.

I was told it meant you were a werewolf.

I am v hairy.