NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK]

Sorry. I think I killed the last one.

I have done 100 sit ups in penance.
Please forgive me.

I am Jack
Jack is fat
But not much longer

Was 17 4
Now 16 1

As you were.

you stole it didnt you

Have eaten today...

Bran flakes.
A bagel with a bit of marmite on and a "fried" (done on the aga with no fat) egg.
A packet of french fries
A few corn thins with some tomato bruschetta topping on.
Some olives.
An apple.

Am planning on some trout (Oh! Fish! What a surprise!) with salad and some other healthy shit for dinner.

Running out of ideas.

Yes, cyb.

I shoved it up my jumper.

DS1 has been hilarious today

1. He said "don't get dressed in my bedroom, I don't wish to see your aubergine"

1. He was up with the lark as usual and i wouldn't let him play out as he is v noisy. He and mate (live opposite) were both intheir bedrooms, windows open, SHOUTING at each other

DS "I'M NOT ALLOWED OUT YET"
M "NO IM NOT EITHER
DS "HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY"
M "NO ITS TOO EARLY"
DS "THATS WHAT MY MUM SAID. SHE SAID PEOPLE ARE ASLEEP"
M "WHY DON'T THEY STOP BEING SO LAZY THEN"

me "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!???!!!!!"

bobbie you have interesting taste in dresses

FBers who I've added - do you want me to recommend you to each other? i.e. out you? or no?

It's nice!

Looks nice with jeans or leggings!

HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY"
M "NO ITS TOO EARLY"

love the idea it can be too early to be naughty!

Bobbie, Bobbie! You love healthy shit. It's the good shit.

Tomorrow I am going on a cardi hunt, going to catch a big one... actually possibly a medium one. I want cardies a go-go. A pantechnicon of cardies. A panoply.

I, want cardie! (sung to tune of Bow Wow Wow's I want Candy)

Cyb where are they at apart from Uniqlo? Thought I'd try luck at Toe Show and Primarnie.

five finger discount bobs?

mamag, recommend away.

I have been outbid. and by the same person each time. I can't go any higher as we can't afford it.
Help me find it

What's a five finger discount?

it sounds like disatisfying masturbation

Shall itell you something tmi? I have NEVER masturbated

Dukes i am veh dull and get nearly all mine from Uniqlo! I have a rainbow of colours.grey navy orange coral khaki

matalan has similar but not as good quality.

Oh brill cyb. I will run in there expectantly.

MamaG I truly salute your fabulously uncalled for confession. Personally, at it often. Is good treat when stuck with work (work at home, arf) and no cals.

Really MamaG???

You don't know what you're missing...

I need Khaki in partickliar.

ROFL
it was rather uncalled for wasn't it

Am just bored as cooking dinner

bobs - 5 finger discount = shoplifting

but WHY would you do it? Why not hjut have sex?

Get a bullet from Ann Summers.

I'm sure it eats calories.

I bought me kahki one last year but they should still ahve 'em

i LOVE uniqlo atm..

sorry nom

whats a bullet?

Dukes, I am imagining you as one of those phone sexline girls now.

and me as a prim nun

notice how I am manfully still discussing cardiagns