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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

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VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 13/05/2010 22:12

Sorry. I think I killed the last one.

I have done 100 sit ups in penance.
Please forgive me.

I am Jack
Jack is fat
But not much longer

Was 17 4
Now 16 1

As you were.

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MamaG · 15/05/2010 18:51

I was just going to comment on taht cyb

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 18:52

I should clarify that I am picturing you as phone sexline woman because I misread your '(work from home) and no cals' as "(work from home) and no calls"

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 18:53

like you rub one out between calls

That would be VERY embarrassing in my job.

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 18:54

bravo cyb. Your mother would be proud

bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 18:54

Well, DH not always around.

And it is a bit time-consuming.

Helps me get to sleep.

MamaG · 15/05/2010 18:54

rub one out?
nom

bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 18:55

Lol at "no calls".

Not a sexline lady, no.

Would be crap at it.

From Hull. Not a sexy accent.

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 18:55

hahahahha, I wasn't talking about me

Su will go nuts when she sees this.

bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 18:57

oh Jesus, you didn't mean me, did you, nom?

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 18:58

[dying with laughter]

meant dukes, but carry on bobs

bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 18:59
NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 19:00

bobs you are a genius

DukesOfTripHazard · 15/05/2010 19:00

Me. I'm the sex line girl.

Well I'm not but I like the idea.

I mean I like the idea in an aren't we having fun tonight way. Am not very Hull. RP really. 0800 bit of poshish. That's me.

Anyway CARDIGANS.

bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 19:02

Ooh, they'll pay extra for a bit of posh.

I think I'd be a specialism.

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 19:02

oh god yes, take us back to a haven of knitwear sensibleness

bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 19:03

I like a nice deep welt.

CheeeseOnToast · 15/05/2010 19:05

lol @ 'rub one out'. Norty.

Bobs at 'nice deep welt'!!!

CheeeseOnToast · 15/05/2010 19:06

ps MamaG I would like to be recommended to others if they so wish

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VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 15/05/2010 19:06

Has someone been handing out funny pills again?

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bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 19:09

I meant on my cardy!

Stocking stitch, for preference.

dinkystinky · 15/05/2010 19:13

Lol at Bobbie and Dukes dragging the thread down.

We are so never meeting up. Ever.

Mostly because everyone would be wearing Matalan Cardies.

isthatporridgeinyourzone · 15/05/2010 19:14

I can't work out which posts are about cardis and which are about self gratification. I thought for a moment that Cyb had purchased a khaki bullet.

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VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK · 15/05/2010 19:14

I have my new Joe Brown's cardie, akcherly.

You perves.

but am at mamag's confession. really?

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bobbiewickham · 15/05/2010 19:15

Hi Dinky!!

NomDePlume · 15/05/2010 19:15

Fuck
shit
wank

dd (7.5) has just come in to me on the verge of tears to say she's just lost my engagement ring (I took it off earlier to row as it pinches and left it on the bedside table). She was 'dressing up' and it 'fell off'. Balls. Now I have to turn my bedroom upside down to find it.

screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmm

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