NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[VoulezVouzCrochezAvecJACK]

Sorry. I think I killed the last one.

I have done 100 sit ups in penance.
Please forgive me.

I am Jack
Jack is fat
But not much longer

Was 17 4
Now 16 1

As you were.

Salad shaker thing I got from asda and tesco, just a small green bottle from schwarz, like a herb bottle but it has mixed herbs and some sesame seeds and stuff in, is veyr nice.
Normally on those end aisle display things where they have packet sauces[bleurgh]

dinky, we shoudl patrol the boards shouting
PUT THAT BUN DOWN, FATSO and DID THAT BISCUIT MAKE YOU HAPPY? HMM?

I'm 4ft 10... and what weight I still have to lose sits in my midriff.

The lady who spray tanned me told me I had lovely skin and the one who put my make-up on was shocked when I told her I was 32... it's the height ya see, they all think I'm a well rounded child with huge knockers

Breakfast: Apple & banana chopped with low fat yoghurt.

Lunch: 2 slices of ham, 2 slices of turkey, grapes & cherry tomatoes.

Dinner: Maybe chow mein from chinese, it's low in sw syns & it's FILs birthday so we're going there for a take out.... or chop suey with boiled rice is a good choice too.

HAve also a meal on Tuesday night for my sister's birthday. They'll be wheeling me to class on Wednesday evening in a hand barrow.

Blimey all that for lunch was only 153 calories!!

gherkin if you can go into storte, their websirte is weird and usually bears no relation to shop stock

JACK and CORNY I hope you are not eating like weirdo's...porridge for Lunch AND breakfast Corny?

i couldnt bear saggy tits to spray tan

I wore an old strapless bra!!

A friend once told me that spray tan caused her nipples to react and she had a scab on one of them after the tan, so I decided to play it safe.

Seeing as you're all looking for orange cardis, any chance you could find me a pink shortish one? Like a shrug with long sleeves?
Needs to be a brightish pink/fuschia to go with a pair of shoes for dds holy communion next wk.

fair haired try MATALAN loads ofdiff cardis in there, lots of cropped ones

can we just raise a glass of DECOLLOTEE of the day, Dame Shirl

Champers duly lifted to the divine Miss B
Gotta be fizz where she is concerned, surely.

Her knockers are monumental

Nearly as good as mine

But twice the age, obv.

mY SUSOUP
Tomato and basil.
Halve 6 or 7 tomatos and quarter an onion, chuck over a handful basil leaves and roast for half an hourish.
Put in pan and cover with water, add stock cube and simmer for 20ish minutes, blend, put in jug and help yourself (water it down more if you like)
I have been known to eat an entire jug of this in one day, it is filling and very tasty, but ridiculously low in calories.

Butternut squash soup next for me, chop up squash (leave skin on) add onion, then cook as above. yum.

Not eating weird, porridge or muesli for break, huge salad or soup or ryvita for lunch, whatever protein the others are having for tea with either stirfry or roasted veg and lots of fruit in between, that's okay, isn't it?

sorry Jack skip read your comment about cottage cheese and air!

leave skin on?
does it whizz ok/

Whizzes fine, it comes out soft from roasting and that's before simmering it as well. My blender is a fiver cheapy one from tesco and it does it ok.
cyb, I wouldn't eat cottage cheese if it was the last thin on earth so that';s ok.

QUICK though, opinions on this

like a lot

Really? Cool. I am bidding (hence why hiding it in this thread) and DH is going to pay for it so I can wear it on my birthday.
Ruffles don't look too bad, they won't make my arse look massive will they?

If I win, woudl need shoes too...

Jack - v nice.

vv

Nice Jack, especially since it is purple AND has ruffles. Double whammy.

Fab frock Jack. Hope you gets it.

OOh goody we can help you choose shoes too!

I like dress too

Silver sandals/wedges?

gherkin was in uniqlo again today they still ahve orange cardi's

Great dress, Jack.

I bought this today.

It's really nice on, and the assistant gave me a really decent discount because I've got to know her over the years (she's worked in various shops around town) and we get on well.

Result!