NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[BariatricObama]

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they are dry as a bone!Like eating a polystyrene cofee cup

A full week of no crisps (except Kettle ones - no nasties), no chocolate, no biscuits, no sugar. A week!

My skin looks like shit.

well done coco!

I am VERY proud of you

your skin will catch up, promise

cheers mate

ooh cyb

jackbaur is trying to msucle in on our tent at the fayre

hey I'm bidding on ebay for some facial serum and moisturiser that has artifical snake veno in it which mimics botox

VENOM not friggin veno

Oh well done! So a week without that stuff won't kill you? Good to know!

send me some cyb for my line

i'll let you knwo how I get on

I've ben using eye cream on my forehead wrinkles...I reckon it makes a diffrence

we''ll ahve to make sure its quite gloomy in the randy old lady tent at the Fair wont we? Dont want to scare the horses

I wibbled last night, I would have loved some chocolate, but I resisted.[heroic]

Started new medication and I was away with the fucking fairies most of the last 2 days.

I told everyone you would be a dark horse coco

yes but we'll ahve done our triangles so should beok

Watch it or I'll sit on you [fat biffer]

ok ok you can be third in command, after me, then cyb

Oh yes, I'm practically svelte. I want to be on your team, if I not allowed to do haircuts.

What are you doing? I can turn my hand to anything. Except knitting. Or sewing.

I use that cyb am bloody desperado is it the rodial one

excellent.

'after me, then cyb'

arf

nodders its an avon one, has a cream for dry wrinkled bits and gel for lifting droopy bits. perhaps I'll smear some of that on me chest

just realised you were talking about the snake venom one, no its Planetskin

[just placemarking]

Aitch, I spotted your cardi in supermarket today - pale pink, not grey. I stalked it round Waitrose to check out the general fit and swishiness but I think she cottoned onto me - was a bit in my direction.

Parents still here, helping out with DS (who had horrible, unfathomable toddler hysterics from 1.50 to 4am this morning) and my mother is still feeding me. Agressive portion control necessary at every turn. Over and out.

What's 'triangles' MamaG?

Another stressful day. DP's coach fell through and I spent from 10am-5pm trying to book a Eurostar for him, the website was down, phone line suspended and so I actually went to the Eurostar desk at St Pancras to try and book something for him... but no joy. So started looking into ferries again for him but he texted to say he's got a coach and a ferry now so it looks like it's all sorted.

Missed out on my friends' drinks in the sun though

But I DID go and buy some bedding plants and herbs and spent an hour gardening - well, balcony-ing - which must have burned a few calories.

Food today:

Fruit n Fibre for breakfast
One slice of ham and two pickled baby beetroots for lunch
Dinner was chicken kiev (the last one you'll be pleased to hear) with a salad (lettuce celery cucumber and red pepper) and, slightly naughty, I also had a corn on the cob which was amazing.

Then I had some defrosted frozen berries with some yoghurt for dessert.

I've also drunk lots of water today.

Feel in the zone!

Aitch your cardi looks nice, I really like it. I'm tempted, but I hate Tesco with a passion. I might put aside those feelings on this occasion