NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SLIM FEELS

[BariatricObama]

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Trying to teach kitten to wash its bum properly. Every time it sits in lap get a whiff of catshit. Naice. So we keep pinning it down and wiping at its titchy little anus with damp kitchen roll when it yowls piteously. That#ll learn 'em.

ooh lovely though...

that was about nice shoes, not your cats arse hole

lol @ nice catsbum.

cyb did you see the post-coital handbag?

i love the shoes.

but dangerously, in my minds eye I think I LOOK like that

then catch glimpse of myself i mirror

That is how I dream I look I love it all

do you writhe about with your slingbacks raised in the air?

I'm doing it RIGHT NOW

lovely!

what a laugh if we actually SAW each other in the flesh

all our illusions shattered

nonsense we are all gorgeous

heaven forbid

noddy I imagine you to look like that tiny girlfriend that Joey had in friends who kept punching evryone on the arm

i dont do whole body
god no
arms shoulders legs thighs

never ooks odd htough as i dont do super dark

I have never see her!can punch though so watch out

I bought a fab cocktail ring in Primark the shops today

£1.50

looks 20 times more than that

Are you trying to lose me? Always the fat girl left behind....

wtf do all the men wear no socks? Bleurgh. bet that shoot stank.

Had fish fillet and huge stir fry veg from all leftovers for lunch, soup for tea I think.
Made popcorn for DD1 as she has consumption or something and didn't have any. It's only plain stuff, but still, had NONE.
I rock today.

than this but they had these too

Oh my god, there are some gorgeous shoes on that site. Love the glads.

We haven't got an r&b round here any more.

All my jewellery is from primark or tescos atm, can't afford anything else and trying to 'finish' outifts. I love their bracelets

Afternoon all - just marking place. Had an unfortunate incident involving a thorton chocolate, alright two thorntons. But am fully committed to the zone.

Has Cyb got her pants on/off ok?

Have just opened first ever pack of corn thins What do you eat with them?

I dont eat them I use them as coasters

they are dry and vile

frisbee them into the bin. Ick.

yo