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Original poster

cods on a diet again

584 replies

codswallop · 01/01/2005 07:55

any takers?
to lose 7 lbs byt he end f Jan
I am 10 4 tis am
te rules are no boioze except fro friand sat nights
no s nacking
no spuds
no bread for lunh

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gingerbear · 04/01/2005 14:42

my best tip is to replace half the amount of rice pasta or potatoes you usually eat by more veggies.

eg. rice and beansprouts
pasta and broccoli and carrots
baked potato and sweetcorn

I have been munching red pepper sticks all afternoon instead of the HALF TIN OF ROSES SOMEONE HAS BROUGHT INTO THE OFFICE

to paraphrase someone else on MN......

put down the lid and move away from the sweetie tin.........

Enid · 04/01/2005 14:51

Coddy, remember, a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips

Original poster
codswallop · 04/01/2005 14:54

yikes

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gingerbear · 04/01/2005 14:54

Do fish have hips???

iota · 04/01/2005 14:55

I'm a more worried about Cod's facial hair problem

Issymum · 04/01/2005 14:58

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Original poster
codswallop · 04/01/2005 14:59

er!

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gingerbear · 04/01/2005 15:01

yeuk!!
Hope you are feeling better now!!

Original poster
codswallop · 04/01/2005 15:02

very good article in times 2 today
says to reduce cravig sfro sweets sniff vanilla essence

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iota · 04/01/2005 15:06

ds1 just offered mr some of his chocolate - I could smell it - and I resisted - may have to throw out the 'treats' tin - it's bad for the kids teeth anyway

WideWebWitch · 04/01/2005 16:19

Poor you issymum. Hey all you virtuous ones, my diet doesn't start til tomorrow! so today I have had

3 pieces of white bread toast, slathered with butter
a sandwich with left over roast pork from last night (which I had with crackling and veg roasted in olive oil and garlic) and cranberry sauce (lots of butter)
another sandwich with chicken and pickle (ditto)
2 shortbread biscuits
couple of chocolates
tonight I am having a Pizza Express pizza, garlic bread and a vat of Chianti.
Tomorrow I will be good.

Enid · 04/01/2005 16:29

www you lucky b

Enid · 04/01/2005 16:30

should have been b

Original poster
codswallop · 04/01/2005 16:30

www Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
wnid am going to refer you to paula radcliffe att his rate

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Enid · 04/01/2005 16:30

! mumsnet has an 'anti -bitch' feature

Enid · 04/01/2005 16:31

oh come on you know how I really feel

Original poster
codswallop · 04/01/2005 16:31

ahem
get yer trainers on

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Enid · 04/01/2005 16:31

shall I wade in

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codswallop · 04/01/2005 16:32

ahme no hget yer galoshes away

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dietingdottee · 04/01/2005 16:37

OK - I confess - I have had very bad first day! But had ds and 4 of his 10-13 yr old mates flying round the house for most of the day. I'm tired and stressed (and still chewing bits of coconut from a Bounty I ate about an hour ago).

Will try and do better tomorrow ma'am.

Original poster
codswallop · 04/01/2005 16:38

shite you lot

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WideWebWitch · 04/01/2005 16:42

yeah, but I look like this but blonde. And I have a classier car

Enid · 04/01/2005 16:42

pmsl

Original poster
codswallop · 04/01/2005 16:46

thats all of you lot

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Original poster
codswallop · 04/01/2005 16:48

this is what google gives you fro " slim beautifeul waomn"!!

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