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Fuck I'm so lardy, I've hit peak fatness and need to sort it out.

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HairyKnobsAndBroomsticks · 02/10/2022 20:57

It would appear that all I do is stuff my face with crap, lots of crap.

I'm going to try and sort myself out, starting tomorrow.

I'm scared, I'm useless at dieting but it's getting serious. I'm so unhappy, I caught sight of myself in the window walking past Costa coffee today. It was grim.

Anyone want to join me?

Weigh day tomorrow.

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Stravaig · 23/12/2022 12:36

Welcome home!
Beams some curry across in the teleporter-replicator.
Once there's a lull in festivities, I would love to hear tales of the mountains and skiing and food and booze, if you felt so inclined.

AnnieHoooo · 24/12/2022 00:30

Hello! I'm still a Lardy Fucker! Watching Father Ted Christmas Special in my SIZE 16 Christmas jumper instead of SIZE 18!! Happy Christmas everyone and enjoy your roast potatoes and ferrerros! !

Sodullincomparison · 24/12/2022 00:47

the curry looks fab and the ski holiday sounds great fun!

im so excited to be home for the next week to make some lovely meals from scratch.

tomorrow night is a buffet for ten- I need to stay away from the Boursin.

all non-alcoholic bubble tomorrow though so save hangovers on Christmas Day.

we had chips and gravy tonight ( does that reveal my location 😂😂) as there was no cooking nor washing up happening after the clean up.

Stravaig · 24/12/2022 11:46

@AnnieHoooo 🥳 Cutest non scale victory ever!

I can fit into some of my thermal leggings - only the super stretchy rib knit ones 🤣 but I am so happy.

Hope everyone is having a lovely time 🎄☃️🥂

AnnieHoooo · 24/12/2022 13:42

Wasn't feeling too cute this morning @Stravaig 😂.

Going to TRY to be active and go easy on the snacks this week. It's pouring buckets here!

Pelo22 · 24/12/2022 13:45

30 min spin class done with a new PR

Pelo22 · 24/12/2022 13:46

New thread started for when this is full

Jenasaurus · 25/12/2022 14:01

Last christmas I refused a photo as was size 24, today I fitted this lovely dress my dd bought me, it has a waist! was so thrilled, but eaten loads today, back on track tomorrow, have a lovely christmas fellow dieters xx

Fuck I'm so lardy, I've hit peak fatness and need to sort it out.
lipstickwoman · 25/12/2022 15:23

@Jenasaurus you look amazing. A massive well done from me x

AnnieHoooo · 25/12/2022 22:47

You look lovely and happy and healthy @Jenasaurus !

Runnerduck34 · 26/12/2022 00:13

Happy Christmas everyone.
I'm dreading weigh in tomorrow( today!) and may skip it!
Had too many snacks!
Congratulations jenasaurus !
@pelo22 thank you for new thread , ill try and find it but please can someone link to it just in case I can't!

Sodullincomparison · 26/12/2022 05:10

Happy Christmas all!!!

and we go again! I have a special date in three weeks And a holiday in eight weeks to aim for.

there’s been a lot of cheese and chocolate but also tons of veg over the past week.

I also had a pina colada yesterday with some cream! It was sooooo good but I needed to go for a little nap afterwards!

Have stayed away from wine which always leads to bad food choices. 🤣🤣🤣 and I didn’t even pinch any of DD’s selection boxes. We didn’t buy her any chocolate but she has a massive pile.

Stravaig · 26/12/2022 07:44

@Jenasaurus You look so happy and glowing!

@Pelo22 Thank you for the new thread which is here x

0.6 kg down since last Mon, a Xmas surprise all at once yesterday morning.

Runnerduck34 · 26/12/2022 10:41

@stravaig that's amazing well done!
I have to hang my head in shame and say i weigh 78kg which is 1.4 kg more than last Monday- if ever there was a sign to stay step away from the boxing day buffet this is it!!!
I think the new thread title less lardy may not be appropriate for me after all!

thisisasurvivor · 26/12/2022 11:50

You ladies are fab

May I join please

100 lbs to lose

Aiming to do it by this time next year 🤞🤞🤞🤞

Stravaig · 26/12/2022 11:54

@Runnerduck34 It'll only be a temporary gain!

I've completely flaked on meal planning today. Just had smoked salmon and crowdie leftovers smooshed together in a lukewarm flatbread. Now swithering between potato+rollmops+kale+butter, or just grazing sweet things all day. It's snowing again ❄️

Runnerduck34 · 26/12/2022 15:24

Welcome @thisisasurvivor

I hope the weight gain is temporary! @stravaig slightly envious of your white Christmas

Stravaig · 26/12/2022 15:30

@Runnerduck34 Envy be gone! It's not lying, just gently swirling flakes for an hour or so. Just long enough to dive headlong into the chocolate shortbread ...

Sodullincomparison · 26/12/2022 15:33

Ooooo snow!!! Lovely!!

We have another Christmas dinner ahead but with all the veg it should be good.

chocolate shortbread sounds tasty.

Today, I’ve had a chocolate croissant and grapefruit juice. Boiled eggs for lunch. No snacks.

Stravaig · 26/12/2022 15:39

@Sodullincomparison I think you're wearing the thread halo today! 😇

I'll let you all in on the best dark chocolate chip shortbread ... but not until they've re-opened after Hogmanay and I've got my next order in 🤣

Sodullincomparison · 26/12/2022 17:39

it is so nice to have the house back to being quiet and not having to rush around after folk.

it’s not 6pm so let’s see how the rest of the night turns out. 🤣

Sodullincomparison · 26/12/2022 20:24

Marzipan fruit counts as 1 of your 5 right?

and Clementine and Cointreau cream with a mince pie.

going to bed soon before other temptation appears.

DH just had a full chocolate orange, bag of nuts and is now looking for crisps and dips. No waist worries for him!

walk on the beach tomorrow…

Stravaig · 26/12/2022 21:53

Let's just gloss that as fruits and nuts and festive spirit(s)!

Stravaig · 26/12/2022 21:54

New thread, new year, this way ->

Stravaig · 26/12/2022 21:55

See you over there!

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