Welcome beep and Plum, you're Slenderistas now!
Plum yes, a "Linda" was an autocorrect fail that shot straight into our vernacular. We like to think of Linda as that thick-skinned slightly socially-unaware neighbour who doorsteps you and you can't get rid of, so you end up being really firm and borderline rude just to see the back of her 
You've actually got me at a bad / good time in terms of tips: at the end of July I decided I WAS WAS WAS going to ditch as much of the half-stone which has crept on since Spring, and I decided to go on an eleven-day "Golden" sprint: basically no booze, no carbs, squillions of steps and very little food to make for a whacking calorie deficit. 4 Lindas in 8 days is never normally my going rate, but I'm very pleased with it!
More generally though, since you're new I'll introduce you to my Patented 2:2:3 Diet: basically Mon-Thurs I aim for two Fast Days (500 calories) and two Golden Days (no booze, no carbs, decent steps, and generally trying to come in around 1000cals). That allows for full bacchanalia at the weekend, which is the other 3 
I can lose about half a Linda a week on that if I stick at it, which is slow going, but I can stick at it which is the main thing. Something we've talked a lot about here is finding something sustainable: I can go cold turkey on carbs and booze and all that, and stick at it, if I know when my "release date" is: others can't "let go" at weekends because they find it impossible to find the wagon again in the week. It's all about figuring out what's comfortable for you, even if it goes more slowly, because as I'm sure lots of us can testify, super-efficient gloriously golden diets only work if, y'know, you actually do them, and if you get demoralised it can take months to get the enthusiasm for dieting back again.
There now - bet you didn't count on an essay, didja 