Bloody f**king nora. Just weighed myself and I want to die.

[BaublesAndCuntingCarolSingers]

I can't even bring myself to type in my weight because I am so ashamed :(

I need to lose 3.5 stone before the end of May (going on holiday with a thin friend) I am doing My Fitness Pal (calorie counting) and I am going to do 1200 calories a day. It's brutal I know but then so was the reading on my scales this morning.

Effing Nora :(

Mmmmm minv!

Where can I get some minv?

I don't like fish at all. No. Nope.

Try gluten free pasta - less calories I think. And nicer.

I will have to make a special trip to Waitrose for the sardine al limone - I hope it's worth it

I can't believe that no-one has expressed disgust at my 2500 calorie spaghetti bolognese days.

bups those days are behind you.

Give me some MINV!

Bups you far cunt

We'll be needing a new thread soon, Chief.

Ahhh shit

fat cunt

FAT

It's amazing for weight-loss you know?

Does anyone rate the Graze boxes? I used to have them but troffed through them all in one go but cancelled them. I really liked them. Might be good for little end of day treats...

I have been super good okay, one small skinny latte, one mozarella salad, now baked Aubergine parmigiana (300 cals) if recipe works, and hat happens h tells me h ont be home for another hour due o horrid accident on road. Feel awful to be so ean bu I am starving! Celery is a very boring snack.

No idea about GRAze, thought it was overpriced niblettes for media types...but I could be wrong!

{{Clutches minv, smears on, does some crazy dancing, faints.}}

I bet minv would be nice on crispbread. It seems quite spready IYKWIM.
I've just seen this on Pinterest, and while I need to investigate the cheese as I can't work out how many calories it would be, they look quite fascinating and am dying to try them:
www.rachaelraymag.com/recipe/eggs-in-clouds/

Ooooh baked aubergine parmag....yeah. Recipe please!

Oooh Brian Cox is on Stargazing Live. I wouldn't mind losing a few calories on HIM.

Are we putting new thread in the weight loss area, don't want to lose it, we come out with some corkers.

By some freak of luck I have 381 calories left over

Should I use them up? Or stash the extra as I'm off to Ikea tomorrow and will prob pig out on meatballs

I reckon I cold easily eat 3000cals in a pasta dish, no sweat.
Well maybe meat sweats

The problem with Graze boxes is they're not THAT nice, but you will eat them if they're there.

Getotf. I knew you'd agree there. ;)

cheese sweats, mmmm

I did read the spag Bol and lolled. It's like when you portion size your food to be the same as 15 stone H.

LOL at meat sweats. Reminds me of when Joey tribbiani in Friends ate all of Monica's Thanksgiving turkey and he got the meat sweats.

Shall we ask MNHQ to shift this thread into Weightloss?

Aubergine P

For 4

2x garlic cloves crushed
1x small bunch basil
1 tbsp sundries toms
1 x tin of cherry toms
1 xtsp runny honey
1 x tbsp thyme
4 x aubergines
2x mozarella balls
Parmesan and breadcrumbs

Cook garlic and finely chopped basil stems in oil for 1 min not browning, add chopped sundries toms, tin of toms, honey, thyme salt and pepper. Simmer for 5 mins
Leave subs while and cut slits in them fill slits with half the mozarella ball and basil leaf I each slit season. Put in baking tin/contraption and cover with the Tom mix and a dab of oil. Cook under foil 180 for approx 1hr, then take foil off and put on Parmesan and breadcrumbs and bake for 15 mins.

Hasn't finished yet though so could be Ming!

Are you sure mackerels low? WW used to have it really high points

Nah, baubles. Leave till new one. We need a cliquey name.

I'm going for "fat munters. "

Or The Flabbage Diet.