What the pettiest revenge you have taken?

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Topic came up in work today about revenge on annoying co workers and was quite shocked what people do! It was light hearted, nothing serious. Came up as someone’s tin opener went missing years ago (he’s now left) and my colleague admitted he hid it after the colleague pissed him off.
Any other stories whilst I’m bored waiting for a medical appointment?

Even worse than pegging a bandanna😀

We had a machine where I worked, just a little cherry picker, access machine. I was quite good at driving it, coworker wasn't. I could get it in and out of tight spaces and he couldn't. He was pissing me off with woman driver jokes every time one of us had a trolley or pallet truck, just generally very up himself and thought he was gods gift to the poor little women.

So one night when we had a huge delivery in, I took it, got down on my knees on it, and drove it like that, reversed it underneath the racking, so literally an inch between the top of the machine and the shelf it was under, turned it sideways and wedged it in so there was less than a foot of space behind or in front. I crawled out backwards and went home.

He spent all night climbing the aircraft steps to put the stock away. Apparently he was in a vile mood.

Next morning, I got in, went straight to the warehouse, played innocent 'who put that there? Handy place to stash it, I guess, must've been in the way.' Crawled under, climbed in and maneuvered it straight out, started dropping and filling my department. He comes out, demands to know how I got the machine out. I played dumb and was like '...I just got on and drove it out?' He was FUMING all shift.

I had the smallest bedroom in a furnished shared house having moving in last. No space for a wardrobe in my room, but there was 1 on the landing right outside my door which I used, so no problem. Then the girl in the front bedroom moved out and I saw her large bedroom advertised for the same price as I was paying. Asked the landlord if I could swap rooms and he said no as I was already renting my room.

A new girl moved in. Seemed lovely at 1st. Then I come home 1 day to find half my clothes on the floor in front of my bedroom door. Knocked hers and asked why she had done this. She said it was a communal wardrobe and wanted to use half. I explained to her that I know she has a wardrobe and a large room but I have nothing and showed her my room. She refused to move her stuff and said it was communal. Me now would never have put up with that and removed her things every day but me then was a bit more soft (before being shat on by many people taking kindness for weakness). So I took the silent revenge route, fan of a prawn mayo sandwich once a week and could spare 2 prawns from there each time to put in her pockets. She never mentioned it so these were probably clothes she rarely wore

I agree. It actually tickled me, because it is the very definition of petty. 😆(Which is what the thread is about!!!)

Try not to let people get you down @PegOfJustice what you did was beautifully petty!

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I found out my ex had cheated so when I went to his place to get my things, I sprayed a full bottle of perfume he’d got me all over his clothes in the wardrobe. I wrote WAN KER on his tan going out shoes in permanent marker then on my way out through the kitchen I dropped his car key fob in a pint of water on the side.

Because the reply would be:

Well…. I have… to… do… this.. because… I have… to… sort out… the nuts and… bolts….. and… warming up is…. Incredibly… important…
it woul take him a whole minute to get just that out.
I have said something before, but he has no self-awareness. And everyone else is too polite to upset him, because nobody else wants to direct. The general ability is not great, so we do a lot of going over music with a fine tooth comb which we have done many times before.

I also sing in another choir, where the general ability is much higher. :)

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Omg why is everyone wanging on at peg revenge poster when some of these are pure fantasy or absolutely disgusting? Pick on someone else ffs.

I had a boss, not the big boss but she behaved as though she was and because I was the youngest (24) she treated me like her slave and got me to do all the really crap jobs. One day I accidentally didn't seat the huge toner drum properly in the massive photocopier (early 90s) after changing it and cleaning the roller and went out for my lunch. When I came back her cream suit was covered in toner because the big boss had asked her to copy something important which couldn't wait so she had to fix the copier and the toner had semi exploded. It really was an accident but quite funny. However when I left I changed all the passwords on her computer and logged her out. She was on holiday so it must have been at least a week before she found out...

Yesterday a bloke honked at me to hurry up as I returned to my car with shopping, I guess he wanted my space. So I loaded the boot, closed it, locked the car and headed back to the shops. He drove off in a huff. I returned to my car and saw a family drive into it. Don't honk at me!

Thanks! It was my friend, but it's a funny thing to look back on.

Horrid, toxic shop manager who kept a written record of my "misdemeanors" in a notebook labelled Customer Orders (which I opened). Anyhoo, she left to go and terrorise another branch and, as her assistant manager, arranging a leaving present would fall to me. I did fuck all. As she left on her last day, she paused in the doorway as if expecting something to happen. I just waved and said "bye then."

She was truly horrid to me so I felt vindicated.

My son's bio father was cheating I just couldn't prove it.
I emptied half his aftershave balm thing and filled it with fake tan ...

Thanks. I don't quite get it either

Ex husband was allergic to Daz washing powder, really brought him out in a burning rash. Found out he was cheating when he was overseas, the day before he came home i washed all of his clean boxers in Daz. He came home to find his clothes in bin bags on the front lawn. Two days later he was screaming at me down the phone. Everything else i did wasn't petty but i won't incriminate myself.

@TofuTuesday I've sent a (very brief) PM, hope you don't mind.

When l was young l worked with a woman who was vile to me.
She systematically picked on me, bullied me, and lied to the manager about me.
Long after l'd left there, l was on our high street and l heard someone calling my name. When l looked, it was her, across the road, waving at me and beaming.
She rushed across to where l was, l looked her straight in the eye, didn't say a word, then turned around and walked away.
I just wish l'd seen her face.

Exactly. The peg story is silly and petty, but still funny! 😆 Like the moving the coffee jar to the other side of the room. Some people are missing the point of the thread!

Excellent.

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Sexist, misogynistic twat of a manager, not even my manager, who would insist that I made the tea for meetings as I was the only woman. I wiped down his mug with a cloth that had cleaned under the toilet rim, and suppressed a smile as he drank from it.
A friend worked in a busy hotel kitchen with a bad tempered, drunken and sweaty chef who once dealt with a particularly awful customer’s steak by wiping it under his armpits before cooking it.

How..... did..... you..... find..... out..... that..... he..... had..... been..... cheating..... on..... you.....?

You know that house? You know there was a For Sale sign outside?

Ummmm your neighbours are under no obligation to tell you anything? What business is it of yours?

I can't understand how she couldn't work it out!