What the pettiest revenge you have taken?

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Topic came up in work today about revenge on annoying co workers and was quite shocked what people do! It was light hearted, nothing serious. Came up as someone’s tin opener went missing years ago (he’s now left) and my colleague admitted he hid it after the colleague pissed him off.
Any other stories whilst I’m bored waiting for a medical appointment?

My ex did this-left all his shite at my house

I asked him loads of times to shift it and he refused

I got sick of tripping over it,so took it to the tip

3 years later,he texted to demand his stuff back

Told him I wasn't free storage and I'd taken it to the tip

He threatened to 'have you arrested'

Never heard another thing about it

My aunt dated a right arsehole

She was pregnant with twins when he pushed her down the stairs and she went into premature labour

Twin 1 survived but twin 2 died 4 days after she was born

He carried on being an abusive twat and ine night she'd had enough

She rang my father and asked for a tin of our dogs food

He sent one round and she made ex a chilli con carne using the dog food

Best chilli con carne he'd ever had apparently

She left him and married a real snobby twat

Had another child with him and then broke up when the youngest child was 17

He tried to cheat her out of everything she was entitled to (her lawyer was crap)

She did however have my father on her side (uncle thought he was besties with my father but he hated uncle-the only thing they had in common was they where related by marriage)

The thing with my father is he's very intelligent and sharp,in another life,he should have been a lawyer

He took control and shafted uncle (who didn't see this coming until it was far too late)

Perfect revenge on him-he lost his wife,respect of his kids,all of what he thought he should keep (the house,pensions and savings etc) and his 'friend' (my father)

Should have just tried to take 50% (which would have been fair) rather than 100% (which wasnt)

He ended up with about 40% and is still angry about it 27 years on

When I was a teenager, me and my best friend fell out. She messaged me asking me to return a top she had lent to me. I farted on it before giving it back.

Fell out with someone. Used their email address to sign up for as many shit newsletters as I possibly could.
Interestingly, someone has done similar to me! I’ve only had one that I didn’t sign up for myself though - but it came to my email address but started “Dear (ex-friend’s name)…” This was not the same person btw.

@glendabrownlow Good one😅

You absolutely rock 💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥

before I split up with my ex, their previous ex came over to the house, went to the bathroom and mixed my bronzer into my foundation powder (bit of a pricy replacement) and accused me of slashing her tyres. I thought she was quite petty. I now see her partner out and about and am contemplating my own belated pettiness 15 years later… all ideas welcome.

I worked in a school and the Head’s PA told me she put guinea pig droppings in her ex husband’s curry just before they split up. He was ex h no3. I think she was unhinged tbh.

Sent the filthy texts my ex was sending to his side piece to his family group chat. His parents are verrrry straightlaced.

He was very annoyed. Ooops.

I have a lame one. When working in a shop, I closed up a couple of minutes early to spite an annoying man who used to frequently turn up just before we closed.

When I was about 18 , I worked in an office with a complete sexist rude pig , who used to openly steel my lunch & even spit in the bin and then tell me to empty it. He would put the charm on for all the visitors & they used to think he was a delight. He promised the earth to the young female visitors that were collecting paperwork for their boses , aranged nights out and bull shitted them into bed and laugh about it afterwards.

All this time he had a girlfriend.........my last day I bought about £10 worth of exlax chocolate "laxative" broke it up into pieces & rubbed the brand off with my finger & saliva & mixed it into a bag of broken chocolate pieces & left it open on my desk. He helped himself all day & while making his coffee I also melted pieces into his mug. He was travelling to a conference on the evening via train - conference was the next morning 🤣🤣 I found out from a very reliable source he was ill all the way and spent the entire train journey in the toilet......I still laugh now all these years later 🤣🤣......this was about 30 years ago he was just a dirty dog and deserved every stomach pain he had 🤣😂🤣😂 and more....

My boyfriend broke up with me and I thought it was a bloody cheek when I saw he was still watching things on my NowTV account. I went through and skipped several episodes on the series so he’d have to go back and find the one he was on. A film was half-watched so I assumed (hoped) he was currently watching it, and every few minutes I would log in and fast forward or rewind randomly. No idea if it did anything on his end but I hope so!

This is the best one in terms of quite harmless but great pettiness

But being pegged is a festival thing anyway.

Found out my boyfriend was two timing me when I was 17, me and a friend drove round to his house at 3am and she slashed his tyres on his new pride and joy bright yellow Citroen Saxo. Found out he’s a pastor now which makes me laugh as he was a right twat when he was 17🤣

This made me belly laugh. SO trivial and petty. but funny af! 😂

Also I was staying away from work in an apartment block with shared WiFi someone in the next room kept using my Spotify account to play inane music. So every time I woke up they would be doing this, so I found a song called You’re a Cunt and every time they did it I switched it to this song and turned up the volume really loud. They stopped hacking my Spotify after about 3 days of this 🤣

Oh.... also rubbed chilli in the clean pants of a cheating ex , he didn't realise that I knew what he had been upto.....I dumped him & said I just didn't fancy him anymore.....he tried constantly to get back with me......& told the ex friend who he had cheated with ( she also didn't know that I knew) how much he was begging to get back with me....she was still seeing him .......they were well suited 😀......even showed her his begging messages ......

Chubby Brown! ??? 😆

Yes but this girl had a lot of main character energy and clearly fancied herself, and the bandanna was probably part of that

Was there not a thread about this the other day?

Yes, she sounds like she deserved your revenge; definitely 😬
Were you jealous of her? Did she get the attention you wanted for yourself?

I honestly cant remember getting revenge on someone. Ever. Maybe I am just not built like that!

The worst I have done is take some very harsh criticism, then thanked them for their feedback and asked if anything else was a problem. After 30+ minutes they ran out of steam and I wished them the best.

Revenge needs dislike or anger toward someone thats intense enough to take revenge. I simply dont hold grudges or feel that emotive about other people. As someone I know once said "let life live itself" and "dont take life too personally".

I did the same t the assistant manager in my first full time job. She bullied me relentlessly and nothing I ever did was good enough. She always had me making the tea for the whole office (multiple times a day), even when I'd been there for months and we had more recent new starters.
I had a horrific head cold, my sinuses were killing me, despite being dosed up on sedated and painkillers. It was obvious how unwell I was, and one of colleagues suggested to her I should go home. She wouldn't let me and sent me to make the tea. I spat in her tea and licked all around the rim of her mug with my germy mouth, then watched her drink it 🤢 Unsurprisingly she caught my cold.

When I was 20, I worked late shift/nights so I sometimes slept late in the day. My brother and his fruit loop girlfriend would constantly wake me up with her ridiculous sex noises. When they went out, I went into his room (to retrieve something he'd stolen from me) and for some reason decided to use his dirty shirt to pick up her sex toy off the floor (bullet) and sprayed it with deep heat spray...

They finally broke up after 10 years and so I recently told my Mum what I did and she cried laughing.

Not jealous and we certainly weren't looking for attention. Just wanted to keep our good view of the stage which we earned by arriving relatively early.