Funniest things kids have said in class

[tryingtojokearound]

Just though nice idea to cheer people up on a friday evening!

[ellaballoo]

I asked a little girl when she used full stops and she replied "When my hand starts to hurt !"

[breward]

The Easter story yesterday, just marking and had to smile:

"Jesus was raped in white cloth after he died" Opps!!

[lilyboleyn]

Y3 boy at a vairy naice school:
"Mrs Boleyn, what's a son of a bitch?"
He genuinely did not know it was a bad thing.

[Hrafnkel]

Yr 7 boy in phsee lesson about body parts yelled out enthusiastically: "what's a clitoris? I know! That boy who flew too close to the sun!"

[happyis]

Year One were writing their weekend news. A very streetwise child with quite an intimadating father asked, "Miss, how do you spell ponce?"

Dreading what her answer Was going to be, I asked "what is your sentence?"

She replied "one ponce time"

not quite the LO/LI/wILF that I was going for, but a much better answer to the one that I had imagined she was going to say!

[happyis]

*intimidating

Sorry, trying to type on my phone without my glasses!

[cheapandcheerful]

Child: I'm half-Christian.
Me: Oh really? What's the other half?
Child: Welsh.