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The royal family

If I were Fergie...

247 replies

CapitalAtRisk · 18/10/2025 13:11

... I would change my name to Sarah York, by deedpoll. There's absolutely nothing stopping her!

I don't know if Windsor or Mountbatten-Windsor are "protected" names in some way, but York sure isn't.

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kirrenmeade · 18/10/2025 13:13

Why?

MrsBeltane · 18/10/2025 13:14

What would that achieve?

Sagaciously · 18/10/2025 13:15

Why? That makes no sense.

Ikeameatballs · 18/10/2025 13:16

I can’t think of anything positive that could achieve?

CapitalAtRisk · 18/10/2025 13:17

I wouldn't want to go back to being plain old Ferguson, and I've been York for ages, and it would be a bit of a two fingers up to Kingy.

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kirrenmeade · 18/10/2025 13:22

CapitalAtRisk · 18/10/2025 13:17

I wouldn't want to go back to being plain old Ferguson, and I've been York for ages, and it would be a bit of a two fingers up to Kingy.

How is it two fingers up to anyone? Your thinking is pretty strange tbh

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 13:27

CapitalAtRisk · 18/10/2025 13:17

I wouldn't want to go back to being plain old Ferguson, and I've been York for ages, and it would be a bit of a two fingers up to Kingy.

Why would you out 2 fingers up to a man who has helped and suported you, and personally provided you with security for yourself and your daughters when the taxpayer stopped paying? How rude of you.
You need to find yourself a proper job and stop grifting.
Count yourself lucky you've been able to merch your titles for so long.

AlwaysLaughing · 18/10/2025 13:27

CapitalAtRisk · 18/10/2025 13:17

I wouldn't want to go back to being plain old Ferguson, and I've been York for ages, and it would be a bit of a two fingers up to Kingy.

Yes. The king who doesn’t want a pedophile (allegedly) using royal titles. How awful

BemusedAmerican · 18/10/2025 13:31

After reading " Entitled" by Andrew Lownie, my option of Fergie is lower than my option of Andrew.

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 13:33

BemusedAmerican · 18/10/2025 13:31

After reading " Entitled" by Andrew Lownie, my option of Fergie is lower than my option of Andrew.

I agree. What a ghastly person.
That "cash for access" was a particularly low point, she was actually filmed doing it!
She has no shame.

TheSpottedZebra · 18/10/2025 13:36

They'll probably get married again and she'll be Princess Andrew.

AcquadiP · 18/10/2025 13:36

This pair of grifters would be well advised to keep a low profile and not invite any more public criticism or ridicule.

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 13:37

AcquadiP · 18/10/2025 13:36

This pair of grifters would be well advised to keep a low profile and not invite any more public criticism or ridicule.

You'd think.

Sagaciously · 18/10/2025 13:40

BemusedAmerican · 18/10/2025 13:31

After reading " Entitled" by Andrew Lownie, my option of Fergie is lower than my option of Andrew.

I agree. He’s a complete arse but she’s on another level of absolutely monstrous.

AcquadiP · 18/10/2025 13:40

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 13:37

You'd think.

Yes, they're not the sharpest tools in the box are they?

Mydahliasareshit · 18/10/2025 13:42

None of this performative shit matters in the great scheme of things. The whole world has known since the 1960s who he is. It just frees them up to now grift away as per usual without 'embarrassing' The Institution.

Although they all have Teflon hides, so...

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 13:49

AcquadiP · 18/10/2025 13:40

Yes, they're not the sharpest tools in the box are they?

It just beggars belief. Greedy, grasping, dishonest, mendacious, absolutely no self awareness at all. Yet the pair of them were outside the DoK funeral, smiling and chatting away!

AcquadiP · 18/10/2025 13:52

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 13:49

It just beggars belief. Greedy, grasping, dishonest, mendacious, absolutely no self awareness at all. Yet the pair of them were outside the DoK funeral, smiling and chatting away!

Completely agree with you, they're just awful.

raininginlanzarote · 18/10/2025 14:25

Mydahliasareshit · 18/10/2025 13:42

None of this performative shit matters in the great scheme of things. The whole world has known since the 1960s who he is. It just frees them up to now grift away as per usual without 'embarrassing' The Institution.

Although they all have Teflon hides, so...

1960s???? He was born in 1960 so are you saying he was a paedophile before he reached double figures ??

Saveusename · 18/10/2025 14:30

raininginlanzarote · 18/10/2025 14:25

1960s???? He was born in 1960 so are you saying he was a paedophile before he reached double figures ??

I think she’s saying that his level of fame is such that the removal of his titles won’t matter.

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 18/10/2025 14:38

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 13:33

I agree. What a ghastly person.
That "cash for access" was a particularly low point, she was actually filmed doing it!
She has no shame.

But that wasn't my fault, I really needed the money. I had no choice.
Damming emails gushing over Jeffery Epstein, not my fault. He was being nasty to me. I had no choice.

None of her bad decisions ever seem to be her fault (and the same thing applies to Andrew). Take some accountability for your own actions woman!

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 14:40

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 18/10/2025 14:38

But that wasn't my fault, I really needed the money. I had no choice.
Damming emails gushing over Jeffery Epstein, not my fault. He was being nasty to me. I had no choice.

None of her bad decisions ever seem to be her fault (and the same thing applies to Andrew). Take some accountability for your own actions woman!

That's what is so infuriating. The toe sucking malarkey, financial irregularities, cash for access, sycophantic emails to Epstein, accepting his money - it's never her fault.

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 14:41

Saveusename · 18/10/2025 14:30

I think she’s saying that his level of fame is such that the removal of his titles won’t matter.

It matters a lot to him.
He really does love all the titles and status, this will hit him hard. He's only done it to stop an Act of Parliament forcing the issue, which would rob his daughters of their Princess titles.

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 18/10/2025 14:43

Also if my parents had been (quite rightly) banished from the wider family Christmas then on Christmas day I'd be gathering up the kids and trundling off to their house. But I'll bet the farm that B and E will instead be doing the Sandringham church walk with everyone else. Gotta keep the public reminded that their the only blood princesses of their generation!

MissMoneyFairy · 18/10/2025 14:45

CapitalAtRisk · 18/10/2025 13:17

I wouldn't want to go back to being plain old Ferguson, and I've been York for ages, and it would be a bit of a two fingers up to Kingy.

She's been divorced nearly 30 years, why was she still duchess of york, does it only stop if she had remarried.

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