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The royal family

If I were Fergie...

247 replies

CapitalAtRisk · 18/10/2025 13:11

... I would change my name to Sarah York, by deedpoll. There's absolutely nothing stopping her!

I don't know if Windsor or Mountbatten-Windsor are "protected" names in some way, but York sure isn't.

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PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 16:50

ARichtGoodDram · 18/10/2025 16:49

I was reading earlier that the Queen sent Andrew to Lockerbie after the plane crash and he stated on camera that his sympathy was for the Americans rather than the Scots because they'd lost more people. Like wtf!

He was horrendous on that visit. He said it was inevitable that a plane was going to fall from the sky at some point statistically speaking (paraphrasing as I don't remember the exact words).

Was as if he had never had any experience or guidance in public speaking whatsoever.

Dear god, he's such a stupid idiot.

Yesitsalot · 18/10/2025 16:52

CapitalAtRisk · 18/10/2025 13:17

I wouldn't want to go back to being plain old Ferguson, and I've been York for ages, and it would be a bit of a two fingers up to Kingy.

I’ve been York for ages 👀

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 18/10/2025 16:53

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 16:50

Dear god, he's such a stupid idiot.

He should be held up as a shining example why parents shouldn't have a favourite child.

He had the best education money could buy, his parents and siblings all seem to know how to conduct themselves and have displayed warmth and empathy in similar situations. So I can't think what else it can be that made him so.

jumpingthehighjump · 18/10/2025 17:03

Yes... I mean just compare him to Edward. He is an unassuming quiet man completely the opposite of Andrew.
Yes, he made a bit of a tit of himself with Royal Knockout when he was trying to be a thespian, but since then there has not been a whiff of scandal or wrongdoing.
The two brothers could not be more different.

I would absolutely love to know the others siblings opinions on their awful brother. I bet Anne and Edward are really pissed off with him... because surely to them it means it doesn't matter how hard they work (hard being relative of course), how much they toe the line, it is all overshadowed by awful Andrew. T

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 18/10/2025 17:07

I know Andrew and Ferg have been exiled to their own house for Christmas but could you imagine how frosty and awkward it would be if they were all to be round the dinner table. Be like something out of high society Coronation Street.

I mean just compare him to Edward. He is an unassuming quiet man completely the opposite of Andrew.
Yes, he made a bit of a tit of himself with Royal Knockout when he was trying to be a thespian

I think he was in his early twenties then wasn't he. A time when everyone makes a tit of themselves so is more easily forgivable as it's a rite of passage. Less so in one's sixties.

SeaAndStars · 18/10/2025 17:15

CapitalAtRisk · 18/10/2025 13:11

... I would change my name to Sarah York, by deedpoll. There's absolutely nothing stopping her!

I don't know if Windsor or Mountbatten-Windsor are "protected" names in some way, but York sure isn't.

Given Barbara Windsor, Windsor Davies and Windsor Boiler Repairs you can be pretty sure that Windsor isn't a protected name.

PumpkinSpiceAndEverythingNice · 18/10/2025 17:17

If I was her, I’d be trying to distance myself from the lot of them rather than clinging on.

jumpingthehighjump · 18/10/2025 17:18

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 18/10/2025 17:07

I know Andrew and Ferg have been exiled to their own house for Christmas but could you imagine how frosty and awkward it would be if they were all to be round the dinner table. Be like something out of high society Coronation Street.

I mean just compare him to Edward. He is an unassuming quiet man completely the opposite of Andrew.
Yes, he made a bit of a tit of himself with Royal Knockout when he was trying to be a thespian

I think he was in his early twenties then wasn't he. A time when everyone makes a tit of themselves so is more easily forgivable as it's a rite of passage. Less so in one's sixties.

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Totally agree <looks back on my early twenties with faint embarrassment!>

Both him and Sophie, after they'd made one big mistake, gave up the acting and her the PR, and moved on and whilst I am no royalist, I do have a soft spot for them as I think the hard work they do is ignored by the media.

ChocolateCinderToffee · 18/10/2025 17:18

Just be glad you're not, eh?

CapitalAtRisk · 18/10/2025 17:22

Yesitsalot · 18/10/2025 16:52

I’ve been York for ages 👀

Yes 'tis I! Fergie the Freeloader!💰

As for my their daughters, I do get the feeling that they are as dim as their parents and like to make just as easy a buck too. Hence all this hanging round with Arab bankers.

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PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 17:23

jumpingthehighjump · 18/10/2025 17:18

Totally agree <looks back on my early twenties with faint embarrassment!>

Both him and Sophie, after they'd made one big mistake, gave up the acting and her the PR, and moved on and whilst I am no royalist, I do have a soft spot for them as I think the hard work they do is ignored by the media.

I agree with this. No whining or complaining, just learning a lesson and moving on. I admire Sophie's work promoting support for women and children victims of sexual violence. The women she recently spoke to in the DRC had very harrowing experiences. It needed to be highlighted.

Mydahliasareshit · 18/10/2025 17:23

Saveusename · 18/10/2025 14:30

I think she’s saying that his level of fame is such that the removal of his titles won’t matter.

Clearly this. Thank you!🙂

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 17:24

CapitalAtRisk · 18/10/2025 17:22

Yes 'tis I! Fergie the Freeloader!💰

As for my their daughters, I do get the feeling that they are as dim as their parents and like to make just as easy a buck too. Hence all this hanging round with Arab bankers.

True

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 18/10/2025 17:26

CapitalAtRisk · 18/10/2025 17:22

Yes 'tis I! Fergie the Freeloader!💰

As for my their daughters, I do get the feeling that they are as dim as their parents and like to make just as easy a buck too. Hence all this hanging round with Arab bankers.

How goes it Ferg?
Suspect you might be in need of a job now that title will no longer be able to be used to entice the Americans. There's some vacancies going at my local branch of B&Q if your interested?

nowitsmetime · 18/10/2025 17:31

I've just started reading 'entitled' and they are awful people. The recent channel 4/The times documentary/investigations also showed how money grabbing the whole RF are as an institution. The whole monarchy needs to modernised, trimmed and financially far more transparent.

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 17:34

nowitsmetime · 18/10/2025 17:31

I've just started reading 'entitled' and they are awful people. The recent channel 4/The times documentary/investigations also showed how money grabbing the whole RF are as an institution. The whole monarchy needs to modernised, trimmed and financially far more transparent.

I agree. Fundamental reforms are needed.

anamo · 18/10/2025 17:49

What would the daughters need extra money for, have they not got enough?

They bought a London townhouse for Fergie worth millions, which I think is now sold. Maybe to pay those who were left in the lurch over the years. And there was a house in Sunninghill, sold to a Kazakh biz person, and the chalet in Verbier worth millions, also sold, not without legal issues of its own.

I wonder if any of the RF are as squeaky clean as we think. Any of them? Show me the accounts then.

Lotta debts there!

FuzzyWolf · 18/10/2025 17:54

I can only imagine either something far worse is going to come out about Andrew or else he is giving up using his titles before they are taken from him and, by default, his daughters.

Charles seems to be tidying things up ready for William’s reign, which given he is still undergoing cancer treatment suggests it could be sooner than expected. Perhaps the general family belief was that, once monarch, William will forcibly remove the titles, which would impact Beatrice and Eugenie, and it was preferred this way.

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 18:22

anamo · 18/10/2025 17:49

What would the daughters need extra money for, have they not got enough?

They bought a London townhouse for Fergie worth millions, which I think is now sold. Maybe to pay those who were left in the lurch over the years. And there was a house in Sunninghill, sold to a Kazakh biz person, and the chalet in Verbier worth millions, also sold, not without legal issues of its own.

I wonder if any of the RF are as squeaky clean as we think. Any of them? Show me the accounts then.

Lotta debts there!

I suspect no debts at all for Anne. This is a woman who is still wearing clothes from 1974.

anamo · 18/10/2025 18:25

And she still has the same figure!

We don't know what any of them own money wise, or if any are in debt. We never will I suspect either. There must be massive trust funds all over the place.

Needtosoundoffandbreathe · 18/10/2025 18:25

The pair of them are well-suited despite their divorce eons ago.

TightlyLacedCorset · 18/10/2025 19:20

SeaAndStars · 18/10/2025 17:15

Given Barbara Windsor, Windsor Davies and Windsor Boiler Repairs you can be pretty sure that Windsor isn't a protected name.

😂

TheSpottedZebra · 18/10/2025 21:04

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 18:22

I suspect no debts at all for Anne. This is a woman who is still wearing clothes from 1974.

But she is the only royal with a criminal conviction though.

PoppysAunt · 18/10/2025 22:48

TheSpottedZebra · 18/10/2025 21:04

But she is the only royal with a criminal conviction though.

Why is that related to debt?
She paid the fine. She didn't try to wriggle out of it. Went to court, fair cop.

LidlAmaretto · 18/10/2025 22:56

TheSpottedZebra · 18/10/2025 13:36

They'll probably get married again and she'll be Princess Andrew.

Ha ha this is what I think they will do! He is still a Prince!
She wont do anything to piss off "Kingy'. Her entire grirt is the Royal Family.

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