Dear God. She really thought it was a good idea to release this after the reception the show had?
At the moment, I am beginning to think there really is a grand conspiracy to troll the entire human race mercilessly. Big stuff Trump, frilly bits Duchess Megs.
(PS if anyone is thinking of sending me a) a handplucked dahlia from your garden or b) a grand bouquet, I'll have the bouquet. Ta.)