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Meghans trademark not allowed

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Viviennemary · 03/09/2024 17:09

The patent office apparently has turned down the trademark of Meghans new jam making business American Riviera Orchard on the grounds that you can't trademark geographical locations. You would have thought somebody would have picked up on this before now.

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Noshowlomo · 10/09/2024 10:22

I don’t think a documentary about Polo will bring anyone any joy.

Twistybranch · 10/09/2024 10:23

Yeh odd timing right? Do we want to watch polo ponies in sunny locations and people in big sunglasses quaffing champers for our Xmas viewing?

WinnieTheW0rm · 10/09/2024 10:42

Twistybranch · 10/09/2024 09:14

It’s really just Netflix fulfilling their contractual obligations at this point.

Thats a show for December and the cooking show may be summer next year (?). We haven’t heard anything about the film or the Miss Havesham programme or anything else for that matter. That then quickly takes us to Sept next year when I cannot see them being kept on

The Obama’s production company which has been successful for Netflix, they got another deal but it wasn’t quite as amazing as their first deal.

So I can’t see Netflix keeping them on. I think Netflix have done the Royal thing now. They’ve had The Crown, they’ve done the M&H docu, there’s nothing really left. Unless they decide to do a reality tv series …then it’s curtains

The Miss Havisham/Bad Manners idea has sunk without a trace. The optioning of Meet Me At The Lake doesn't seem to be going anywhere at the moment either. Nothing anywhere on the Netflix site about either

Both Polo and the lifestyle/cookery/friendship show were on the official partner "chat" section of the Netflix site. Before yesterday, there was no release date given for either (and some were sceptical that that part of the site was reliable). Well, it was for Polo. No reason to doubt that the cookery show is underway - a puff piece (not hosted on the Netflix site) suggested that it will be early next year. No idea if ARO/successor to ARO can be ready to really sell stuff by then.

The Polo programme will attract the curious and the horsey, and if there's a good Spanish dubbed/subtitled version available then it may well be watched in Argentina (where polo, not just the ancient variants, is a much more followed sport. If it's an engaging "how the rich" live programme, with a bit of the ancient history and it doesn't shy away from animal welfare, astronomical cost and environmental impact, then there might be a competent and watchable programme. Not a blockbuster, but not necessarily a flop either (and a lot of "ifs")

The goat-based variants are also ancient sports in Central Asia, extending into China. Not sure if that can be used as a selling point to spread the geographical reach of this though!

Rumshotsandrainshowers · 10/09/2024 10:53

I think meet me ar the lake is in production to be fair, and the cookery program always next year. I also don’t think Netflix will renew but say they will review individual projects,

the mail is reporting they will do another tour, likely Botswana . It seems they think it’s positive publicity so they will keep doing these rather odd tours to try improve their image,

Rumshotsandrainshowers · 10/09/2024 10:56

MummyJ12 · 10/09/2024 09:38

I wonder how they’ll spin it @Twistybranch? Maybe the usual line of
“It was a mutual decision to end the Netflix contract because they weren’t the right fit”! 😂

Will be very positive, something like proud of what we’ve achieved together, look forward to working together again, will review projects as they arise.

netflix are not stupid. They won’t slam the door. They know full well there may be a time when they want back in. Ie they divorce and they want the interview or something.

TizerorFizz · 10/09/2024 11:01

Is anyone still interested?

thecrossIambearing · 10/09/2024 11:05

No

Uricon2 · 10/09/2024 11:05

GiveMeSpanakopita · 10/09/2024 09:14

Wh - wh - what now??

Polo played over several days with a dead goat has me feeling like I'm hallucinating more than Hazza when he pops his ayahuasca (medicinally of course).

Realistically in a hot country and being kicked about there's not gonna be much left of the goat after a couple days is there. Ewwww.

I believe in some cultures it was once played with the decapitated heads of one's enemies.

Just to up the yuk factor!

IcedPurple · 10/09/2024 11:08

I think meet me ar the lake is in production to be fair,

What makes you think that?

No NF announcement, no IMDB page, nobody claiming to be involved.

thecrossIambearing · 10/09/2024 11:08

SqueakyDinosaur · 10/09/2024 08:40

They should have made the series about buzkashi, the version of polo that's the national sport of Afghanistan (so still a Harry connection). It's played with a dead goat instead of a ball, games used to go on for several days, and the size of the pitch varies according to the number of people on each team. That would be more interesting than a bunch of toffs with mallets.

😂😂😂😂

Puzzledandpissedoff · 10/09/2024 11:09

5starzz · 09/09/2024 23:58

I think it is very telling that on the morning of HMTQ death OW hastility set up an interview with Gayle King to talk directly about the 'bombshell interview' claiming she had zero clue what would be said. OW motive was clearly to distance herself from M&H on that day and align herself with the sentiment of the rest of the world who recognised the integrity of a significant world leader. See on YouTude. OW is totally disingenuos she groomed them for years and had no moral backbone to edit or release content when HMTQ husband of 70 years lay dying in hospital. She is quite dispicable and believed she got what she wanted commercially 'the scoop of the century' at any cost - but to watch her squirm and back track on the day after HMTQ death was even worse. She has since pulled the interview from the internet.

I agree completely, 5starzz, but then it's the usual thing of appearances meaning all and integrity coming a poor second

In all honesty I've never quite got the lionising of Oprah; granted she's a hell of a businesswoman, but she's no journalist and reminds me of a spider crouched in its web just waiting for the next feeding opportunity

thecrossIambearing · 10/09/2024 11:09

@Uricon2 I wonder who is in Harry's mind when he does so 🙄😂

MummyJ12 · 10/09/2024 11:14

Rumshotsandrainshowers · 10/09/2024 10:56

Will be very positive, something like proud of what we’ve achieved together, look forward to working together again, will review projects as they arise.

netflix are not stupid. They won’t slam the door. They know full well there may be a time when they want back in. Ie they divorce and they want the interview or something.

Definitely. I don’t think either party will want to burn bridges and will want to come out of it looking as though it’s all been successful.

Something along the lines of “it’s been joyful!”

Rumshotsandrainshowers · 10/09/2024 11:14

IcedPurple · 10/09/2024 11:08

I think meet me ar the lake is in production to be fair,

What makes you think that?

No NF announcement, no IMDB page, nobody claiming to be involved.

I think it’s in pre production or production. Netflix spent 3 mill on it.i think it’s going ahead,

shereads.com/meet-me-at-the-lake-gets-adaptation-from-prince-harry-and-meghan-markle/#:~:text=About%20the%20Adaptation,the%20adaptation%20through%20pre%2Dproduction.

IcedPurple · 10/09/2024 11:18

Rumshotsandrainshowers · 10/09/2024 11:14

That's an old link which isn't from an industry source.

No way in hell NF paid a few million for that book in order to give it to 'Archewell'. What I heard is that NF optioned the rights to the book, which studios do all the time. It won't have been for anything close to that amount though. That was over a year ago and silence since then.

5starzz · 10/09/2024 11:51

GiveMeSpanakopita · 10/09/2024 07:56

OW is been KNOWN to be disingenuous for years. From being close mates with Jeffrey Epstein to making celebrities like Cindy Crawford 'feel like chattel' to forcing a clearly vulnerable Mary Kate Olsen to talk in gory detail about her severe eating disorder to her cynical selling of various rapid weight loss gimmicks.

In the case of H&M she wans't interested in doing a proper journalistic interview (because she's not a journalist). She just wanted to manipulate their answers to get the most controversial viral soundbites possible.

Meghan is wise to the manipulative ways of Hollywood so knew what was happening. But Harry, who is naive to Hollywood ways, was done up like a kipper. You can see it in the interview where he is clearly manipulated into saying things he didn't mean to say (he's not bright so it wasn't particulaly hard for OW to do this, like Bashir did to Diana who for all her talents was also not the greatest intellect in the room). Then Harry had to spend the next few months trying to walk it all back.

He was truly, truly done up like a kipper and he must have been so upset when he finally figured that out.

I agree.....do you know why they had PH joined the interview later? That struck me as odd - as it was his family and institution they were deriding and fleeing from - so why did MM get the solo lead?

Was there anything specifically controversial said in that segment that is maybe the reason?

For me their choice of timing to drop that bile on the world when his supposedly precious grandmother was at the deathbed of her husband is heinous.

GiveMeSpanakopita · 10/09/2024 11:55

Uricon2 · 10/09/2024 11:05

I believe in some cultures it was once played with the decapitated heads of one's enemies.

Just to up the yuk factor!

I'm sure that happened a lot in battle. Book 11 of The Iliad has Agamemnon beheading a Trojan and then the head getting kicked about in the melee.

Also the Maenad women in Euripides' Bacchae play footie with Pentheus' head after they've ripped it off.

A head would make sense cos it's spheroid enough to roll IYKWIM. Whereas a goat is just gonna...splat about.

Can't believe that the Sussexes' attention-grubbing antics have brought me to the point of scouring my memory of the western literary canon for incidences of head football 😂😂

flapjackfairy · 10/09/2024 12:01

5starzz · 10/09/2024 11:51

I agree.....do you know why they had PH joined the interview later? That struck me as odd - as it was his family and institution they were deriding and fleeing from - so why did MM get the solo lead?

Was there anything specifically controversial said in that segment that is maybe the reason?

For me their choice of timing to drop that bile on the world when his supposedly precious grandmother was at the deathbed of her husband is heinous.

I always think Meghan is on pins whenever Harry is let off the leash to speak for himself. She obviously wanted to control the narrative without even more of the awkward moments that occur when Harry looks embarrassed by her claims. He is not v good at hiding his true feelings ( classic being the curtsy story . He looked mortified and as though he was inwardly cringing ). He isn't man enough to speak.up however so once Meghan has told 'her truth ' he is forced to go along with it. He is a weak man basically .

5starzz · 10/09/2024 12:04

flapjackfairy · 10/09/2024 12:01

I always think Meghan is on pins whenever Harry is let off the leash to speak for himself. She obviously wanted to control the narrative without even more of the awkward moments that occur when Harry looks embarrassed by her claims. He is not v good at hiding his true feelings ( classic being the curtsy story . He looked mortified and as though he was inwardly cringing ). He isn't man enough to speak.up however so once Meghan has told 'her truth ' he is forced to go along with it. He is a weak man basically .

Whats the trajectory of 'weak men' - is he likely to see the light one day and come running to his family and friends in desperate victim mode - or will he stubbornly stick it out?

IcedPurple · 10/09/2024 12:05

I'm not going to open all those out of date links. I bet it's all the usual vague talk from 'sources' about 'projects in development'.

Where is the NF announcement and the IMDB page?

And no, NF are not going to pay millions for the rights to a book which is hardly a blockbuster, in order to give it to a production company with zero experience in handling book adaptations. It's a PR stunt.

flapjackfairy · 10/09/2024 12:07

5starzz · 10/09/2024 12:04

Whats the trajectory of 'weak men' - is he likely to see the light one day and come running to his family and friends in desperate victim mode - or will he stubbornly stick it out?

I don't know but one thing I know for certain is that if the marriage fails it will be everyone else's fault, the media , the public and above all the Royal Family's.

GiveMeSpanakopita · 10/09/2024 12:10

flapjackfairy · 10/09/2024 12:01

I always think Meghan is on pins whenever Harry is let off the leash to speak for himself. She obviously wanted to control the narrative without even more of the awkward moments that occur when Harry looks embarrassed by her claims. He is not v good at hiding his true feelings ( classic being the curtsy story . He looked mortified and as though he was inwardly cringing ). He isn't man enough to speak.up however so once Meghan has told 'her truth ' he is forced to go along with it. He is a weak man basically .

I agree with this, I also think the choice was made to have Meghan solo first because she's a better performer for the cameras (as a professional actress) and also she made all the racism allegations when she was solo with OW. It would've looked awkward if Harry had been present for that, not least because his recollections might well have varied from Meghan's. It was certainly noticeable that Harry looked dumbfounded and confused when asked about one of the racism allegations when he joined them. He didn't go as far as verbally corroborating Meghan's version, he just made that ambiguous nasal squaffing noise that posh men make when they don't wholly agree with something but don't want to be rude and disagree either.

What I would really like to know is if Harry was made privy to the Meghan-only portion of the OW interview before it was aired. I bet he wasn't.

Viviennemary · 10/09/2024 12:11

flapjackfairy · 10/09/2024 12:07

I don't know but one thing I know for certain is that if the marriage fails it will be everyone else's fault, the media , the public and above all the Royal Family's.

I agree. The perfect twosome would have been blissfully happy if only the pesky media had allowed them to live their lives in private. Tbh I am surprised they've stayed together as long as this.

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5starzz · 10/09/2024 12:14

flapjackfairy · 10/09/2024 12:07

I don't know but one thing I know for certain is that if the marriage fails it will be everyone else's fault, the media , the public and above all the Royal Family's.

But not MM's?

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