Cheese and royal gossip 2 , cheese harder

[jeffgoldblum]

A second thread!

Nope, crossed legs it's a definite signal for help, you can tell. And Charlotte's in on it as well, helping her DM get way now she's been let out of the cellar for five minutes. Girl power and all that.

(Sure I've seen the late Queen sit with her ankles crossed. Not in skinnies, though).

Happy Mother’s Day!

I’m firmly staying put in this thread!

Yes, I think the late Queen did ankles crossed. Not knees crossed.

Those aren’t her ankles. 🤣

Charlotte's legs are a bit 'Dad, I need the loo, can you hurry up???'

Will We get a response? American Mother’s Day is in May is it not?

😍 lovely photo!

oooh, that would be interesting.

Anyway, good to see the global reporting of the photo of Catherine and the kids, and for the most part it is all very positive and complimentary.

It’s a lovely photo and message. It won’t appease some, but I think that’s a small minority. Possibly an even smaller minority than it appears to be.

Sunday, May 12th. Always second Sunday in May. Father's Day is in June.

👍

John Bishop was on The Tommy Tiernan Show here last night and he had a nice story about the times he's met William and Kate and how his wife reckons Kate fancies him I looked up the photos of them together and I think his wife might be right

....and Roger Federer.....

She's a one.

😂

she always comes across as authentically warm and engaging, it’s so obvious when it’s contrived.

I saw him live years ago, he’s definitely fanciable

I have been out to visit the madness that is the in-laws for Mother’s Day. I have been infected by the madness and I now have a definitive answer as the where Kate has been: she ate too much cheese, blew up like a balllon and floated up to the moon. She met Wallace up there, fell madly in love and was going to divorce William because he makes her look grumpy. Fortunately the cheese bloat wore off and she came to her senses and back down to Earth. She has a lingering bit of swelling and now her rings don’t fit, but they had to put out a photo to make sure we all know she is alive.
That is what happened.

she ate too much cheese, blew up like a balllon

Cheese will do that. It's worth it, though.

I don’t usually post links like this, but one of my favourite YouTube channels is saying everything I would like to say about the bullying of Catherine and hypocrisy from the SS camp.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oh_lBtKtNCk

I appear to have chanced about fecking weird Twitter.

I posted these 2 photos from my garden this morning to show evergreens are green just now in the UK.

And have been told I'm lying - I'm actually in California because those shrubs won't grow anywhere else. 🙃

California looks incredulity like South West Scotland. Disappointingly so tbh

incredibly not incredulity 🙄

In the whole world just angry right now? That’s nuts!!

Also, I cannot type. That is all.

We have now entered the twilight zone 🌀

Leave your brains in the jar by the door, you won’t be needing them anymore 😵‍💫

😂

I have no idea what is going on at the moment but the henchmonkeys are out in full force.

Someone must have ‘fly my pretties’ on repeat.