Cheese and royal gossip 2 , cheese harder

[jeffgoldblum]

A second thread!

She's welcome to have the fat out of mine if it helps. I'm that much of a cheese loving sycophant.

What’s a BBL?

Brazilian Butt Lift. A la the Kardashians.

William is in a pub in Wrexham .

I'm not a fan personally, I like my flat butt!! 🤣

Social or worky?

🤣

BBL always puts me in mind of this.

Same here, the fashion for big butts is ridiculous.

I assume working as he was attempting to pull a pint .
The posters who have been so angry about him not being seen must be “ frothing” that he is out 2 days in a row.

For some reason I read that as BLT first 😆

Careful @Mylovelygreendress ! ❤️

It would be awesome if he was literally working. Taking a part time job to shut up the whinging.

My husband who doesn’t pay attention to anything to do with Harry, asked me today if it was true Harry went full medieval king and went into intimidation and demand mode with civil
servants - I was like yeah, think I heard something similar 😂 he said he really is the epitome of a spoilt royal brat isn’t he 😂

He also said, apparently there have been reports of conspiracy theory meltdowns all over social media like X because they hadn’t seen a royal for over 20 hours, yes, may have heard something similar about that too 😂 it’s prob not dissimilar to how the plebs started ‘frothing’ and getting withdrawal symptoms after they’d backed old Cromwell in the first place 😂

Sycophantic cheese eater's ode to Fair Catherine.

Oh fair Kat,
Is thine arse too flat?
Please partake of mine back fat,
For thine use, here I am at.
Tis my honour, my forelock I tug
My arse fat is yours, my love.
Cheese is my fu-el
The heavens are cru -el
Mine arse cheeks bloom -

With mine trousers, they du-el!
So please fairest Kat,
Partake of mine fat!
Harley Street beckons us both,
Mine fat is yours, tis my oath.

🤣🤣🤣🤣@Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar !!
I'm literally pissing myself here!!! 🤣🤣

Glad you enjoyed it, @jeffgoldblum! @AliceOlive gave me the inspiration.

BBL.
Brazilian Butt Lift.

🤣🤣🤣! I feel a giff coming on!!!!

😂

Shake it ! , shake it !
shake that booty , shake that booty!

TIMES OF LONDON, 1st March, 2025.

In her first foreign visit since her recovery from butt surgery, the Princess of Wales accompanied her husband to Washington, where she met with the newly elected President. A controversial visit where they are reported to have begged him to not send the Duke of Sussex back to the UK. The President was said to have been receptive to their appeal, but distracted by the visit, and unable to provide them with a coherent answer.

🤣🤣🤣 !
Sadly this sounds all to probable!!! 🤣

This sums it up for me ! ( but with extra cheese 🧀)

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/mar/01/royals-b-team-prince-andrew-princess-of-wales

This made me lol! She is a bit inaccurate though, it may blow her mind to know it’s actually the republicans on X who are desperate for updates!