A thread for cheese , recipes, humour and general chat about the royal family.

[jeffgoldblum]

Hello 👋, I thought it might be nice to have a thread we can discuss our cheesy feelings, food delights and general discourse about the royal family.

It practically writes itself 😂

But to pivot back to cheese, I am about to have a cinnamon and raisin bagel (toasted) with Cheddar cheese (mature).

No Marmite.

@wildernesssw Meghan would have to deploy Oscar worthy acting skills to pretend she is not enjoying eating her delicious, black nectar treat. I am not convinced she has it in her. Harry, on the other hand, could do a very convincing cry baby, “William finished the jar” type bit.

Mmmm. That sounds lovely. I love a toasted hot cross bun with loads of butter and cheddar too.

NO MARMITE!!!!

This is genius.

@pilates I am watching and it looks lovely. Marmite and cream cheese too!

There could be one of Harry sitting in a dog bowl, with a broken necklace. He looks sad. Then he looks down, and the camera pans down. Clutched against his chest is... a jar of Marmite!!!!

His look of sadness changes to joy and then triumph and he fist pumps the air.

'I have the Marmite. I will not be broken', he says...

And Camilla as the wicked step mother, Harry as Snow White, the apple is a toffee Marmite covered concoction, Harry mumbling about bodies in the street

@wildernesssw you are a genius! Archewell productions need to give you a job immediately! They have a Netflix deal to save, you might be their secret weapon!

An entire 22 part series of folk lore/fairy tales based on Spare and sponsored by Marmite. It’s a winner!

Megan being fed to the Big Bad Media Wolf. Rescued by ginger man with axe to grind and a claim form in his pocket.

David and Goliath with a large jar of marmite sling shot by David (Harry) and killing The Big Grey Goliath Man.

Harry slaying dragons. Just that. (Mash up with Game of Thrones).

Cindermeghan and the wicked sister in law. Will the enchanted lip balm transform Cinders into the beautiful princess, or will the wicked SIL take it for herself?

The Beauty and the Beastly Royal Family. Can she rescue this poor gingery beast with her love and take him to a new magic kingdom?

Singing seals. Just singing seals singing with Meghan (musical special)

The Fairy Grandmother Diana showing Harrysel and Grethan out of the forest and away from the Wicked Witch Camilla’s sweety house of horrors.

Harry’s adventures in the Magic Mushroom Forest accompanied by his trusty and amusing sidekick, Talking Bin. Courtney Cox guests stars as The High Priestess of Mushrooms.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Surely the Marmite marketing team should take this idea, employ some 'look alike actors' and run with the scripts that you've all so kindly prepared for them. It would be so funny!

ROFL 🤣

“Is that a claim form in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”

Ooh a sexy Suits mash up! I like it.

A Sliding Doors special. We see what might have been had William shared the sausages equally: a Narnia like epic, with 4 equal thrones at Cair Paravel and great peace and love throughout the kingdom.

All laughing aside, because Diana insisted that they be brought up equally, I honestly think this is exactly what Harry probably thought would happen!!!!

Oh without a doubt, @jeffgoldblum . Sadly, I think she fuelled a lot of the current division with her unrealistic hopes for the two to have an equal future.

🤣 these are brilliant

Filling