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The royal family

A thread for cheese , recipes, humour and general chat about the royal family.

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jeffgoldblum · 12/02/2024 12:30

Hello 👋, I thought it might be nice to have a thread we can discuss our cheesy feelings, food delights and general discourse about the royal family.

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jeffgoldblum · 20/02/2024 17:14

If I'm coming I expect the following

• a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat!🎩
•a gold plated canoe!
• a tiny dancer!
•the secret recipe for kfc !
•no direct eye contact at any time!
•only aged cheese to be served at all times!
•only expensive champagne is to served or drunk at all times!

That is all!

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Turtlerussell · 20/02/2024 17:18

What look are we going for? I want people to acknowledge I’m a gorgeous girl! Stealth wealth so I’m not ostentatious about showing off? I better hit the gym and the tweakments first as that’s what’s important ☺️

Turtlerussell · 20/02/2024 17:19

Are we getting paid for this…???

I can’t believe we aren’t getting paid for this!

wildernesssw · 20/02/2024 17:20

That's OK @Turtlerussell we can put all our clothes, champagne etc through the charity as a 'business expense'.

And maybe do a podcast of the tour? And a behind the scenes documentary? We can sell those...

Maireas · 20/02/2024 17:21

Maybe Charles could fund a top bespoke designer wardrobe for us, which we could sell on later?.

Turtlerussell · 20/02/2024 17:22

And if he doesn’t fund us it’s only because he’s jealous!

jeffgoldblum · 20/02/2024 17:24

Oh definitely jealous !!! @Turtlerussell !!
I mean we've only just begun but all ready we're hitting the ground running, modernising , more knowledgeable and popular!

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Loubelle70 · 20/02/2024 17:26

Mmmmm cheeese!
My favourite? Epoisses (french soft cheese thats banned on french public transport because its so smelly 🤣). A ripe camembert baked in the oven for main...for starters i have rocket salad drizzled with reduced balsamic, stilton stuffed mushrooms and vine roasted tomatoes.
Im surprised im not size of a house tbh.
Cheese hate....ones with fruit in them 🤢.

JaneJeffer · 20/02/2024 17:31

Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar · 20/02/2024 15:56

Copyright: The Fromageers.

And now, the Endgame is done,
We spilled the tea,
To Omid Scobie.
The royals are on the run,
Their only fans?
Racists and fogeys.

And yet, we miss the pomp,
We miss the crowds,
We miss the freebies.
So please,
Let us back in,
We're sick of our way.

We tried, on Spotify,
Told porky pies,,
To Penguin Random.
NetFlix,
And car park pics,
We looked like dicks,
And lost our fandom.

We yearn,
For uniform,
For duties royal,
Without a pay day.
We'll cut,
Ribbons in Hull,
We're sick of our way.

[Crescendo]

For Willie is bald, what has he got?
(Ok a box, at Royal Ascot.)
And Kate's no good at speaking gigs,
Of self promotion like The Tig,
Or crying tears from left eyelid,
They can't do our way.

[Piano]

Sixteen,
Bathrooms to clean,
Is far too much,
In this our mansion.
The staff,
Leave in a huff,
So many aides,
Too much to mention.

Court staff,
Well how we'd laugh,
They worked so hard
But did we pay them?
Not us,
The public purse,
We miss free lackeys.

[Crescendo]

A-v -iation,
Legends are we,
Ripples of Hope,
Don't come for free.
We'll take the gigs,
The Wales' can't do.
Who needs a job,
It's us, that's who.
Archewell and Sussex,
Is just poo.
We're sick of ouuuuuur waaaaaay.

👏👏👏 brava!

AliceOlive · 20/02/2024 18:33

Clearly the Maily Dail is reading out cheese thread. Yesterday I mentioned women of a certain age and aging supermodels, and today, bam, they are out on parade.

We need to channel this power for good.

AliceOlive · 20/02/2024 18:44

Please ignore my typos.

Also, on another note, I had phenomenal burrata yesterday. On a sandwich, which was a problem but I deconstructed it and all was well.

upinaballoon · 20/02/2024 22:17

Loubelle70 · 20/02/2024 17:26

Mmmmm cheeese!
My favourite? Epoisses (french soft cheese thats banned on french public transport because its so smelly 🤣). A ripe camembert baked in the oven for main...for starters i have rocket salad drizzled with reduced balsamic, stilton stuffed mushrooms and vine roasted tomatoes.
Im surprised im not size of a house tbh.
Cheese hate....ones with fruit in them 🤢.

Ooooh. Stilton-stuffed mushrooms.

RoyallyRhubarb · 20/02/2024 22:21

Turtlerussell · 20/02/2024 13:42

‘Who knew, dreams can come true, when life tells you, you’re far from finished/ Nothing tames, Invictus Games, you play them your way,”
“One man, life-changing plan, he does all he can, he’s a visionary/ Our healing wishes for your dad/ You’ve earned each day, the right to say, I did it my way,” Bublé, 48, crooned.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 dear god

FML

Turtlerussell · 20/02/2024 22:31

Now I’ve finished laughing, it’s actually terrifically bad. That’s the type of echo chamber he’s living in

RoyallyRhubarb · 20/02/2024 22:32

I’m a bit sick of Stilton TBH. I was given a 140lb Stilton wheel for Christmas which I put in the freezer and defrosted last week to make broccoli & Stilton soup. I put half of it in the fridge to “nibble” and now I’m stiltoned out and I still have 300weight of soup back in the freezer. I’d like a nice brie and crackers now.

RoyallyRhubarb · 20/02/2024 22:32

BabyBel. Is this cheese? Discuss.

Turtlerussell · 20/02/2024 22:34

I asked google: Mini Babybel® is a 100% real cheese snack made out of only 4 simple ingredients. It's nutritious as well as delicious! Every cheese is a natural source of protein and calcium, making it a great healthy snack to be enjoyed by the whole family.

RoyallyRhubarb · 20/02/2024 22:35

But do you eat the red bits? Because I have to stop DH from eating the wax.

Turtlerussell · 20/02/2024 22:36

I find pulling the wax tab more satisfying than eating it tbh

I'm picturing a red toothed smile!

Maireas · 20/02/2024 22:36

No! It's wax.... please don't let him eat wax 😮

Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar · 21/02/2024 09:20

Fuck me, I'd rather eat Baby Bel wax than meet some of the people on this board irl (not this thread, I hasten to add).

wildernesssw · 21/02/2024 09:51

I would rather eat ear wax!

Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar · 21/02/2024 10:15

Ear wax, candle wax, bikini wax, all preferable.

JSMill · 21/02/2024 11:09

Ooh I haven't had babybel in ages. I stopped buying cause the kids kept finishing it! I must pick some up today.

Turtlerussell · 21/02/2024 11:19

Has anyone tried the mini marmite cheese? Looks sort of like a babybel but yellow.

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