A thread for cheese , recipes, humour and general chat about the royal family.

[jeffgoldblum]

Hello 👋, I thought it might be nice to have a thread we can discuss our cheesy feelings, food delights and general discourse about the royal family.

@Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar mulling over the idea of an investigation into the bullying.

I’m fortified with cheese @jeffgoldblum. you may need to take some for strength.

I had a fried egg with melted Gruyère, sprinkled with za’tar. I’m good!

That is indeed a splendid coat of arms! Well done!

@AliceOlive I'm saying it now. It was me who was crying from chopping the onions not @wildernesssw . Plus she is full of unconscious bias against alliums.

We all know only one person can cry at a time, too. And if you didn’t see them cry then it didn’t happen.

That plasters chat is just vile, btw. Desperately so. Anyone who has tried to reason with it deserves a large cheese toasty with extra pickle.

tbh when I saw that COA with a RED ONION involved I collapsed, sobbing.

It is a miracle I was able to go to a public event shortly afterwards looking immaculate.

A work of art <screaming>

It’s the labels that hold women back, it is.

cheese labels?

I will admit, I'm just not a gushing sort of person, too much and I find it sickening 🤮🤮, however I will restock on cheese and get back on the horse! 🐴

@Turtlerussell rumours are that Blobby has flounced off the cheese counter rota at Asda, and is penning a tell all book about the corruption at the heart of the cheese industry. He is denying that a couple of vegan cheese eaters are supplying him with information, but he is remarkably sympathetic to them in extracts seen so far, praising their fresh take on cracker toppings, whilst destroying the real cheese eaters for their refusal to join the modern day trends on dairy being outdated and not fit even for a Ritz.

He wants the vegans to prevail and force us all to swallow their brand of soya based artifice and poor imitation of the real thing. They have fancy packages and promise an unsurpassed gastro experience, but the reality is, they leave a nasty aftertaste and make you feel a bit sick.

I have heard some people are advocating avocados as a cracker topping 😮

It's not about the good of YOU @Turtlerussell , it's about what the vegans need to thrive, not just survive. Remember, it is all about them.

They have their truth, and who can deny them?

That's republican talk.

It isn't true Fromage talk

Finding Fromage.

Indeed @AliceOlive 😂

Brava!