A thread for cheese , recipes, humour and general chat about the royal family.

[jeffgoldblum]

Hello 👋, I thought it might be nice to have a thread we can discuss our cheesy feelings, food delights and general discourse about the royal family.

@Turtlerussell So obvious I’m embarrassed I missed it.

@Turtlerussell hard to tell. Lots of artificial sweetener masking the actual flavour. I think they would be happy for vegans to rule in their version of cheese heaven.

I think it’s grand that our cheese thread is not even top five among the weirdest things going on today!

I think we need to copyright our COA, too. Lest someone try to monetize it.

The Dairy Fail recipe section

At the same time?!!😱

Open wide. I can't, my mouth is full of toothpaste and cheese. Job done.

There's a cheese lover on the 1 percent club

And is the cheese eating before or after my daily frothing sorry flossing?

Frothing will be enhanced by eating cheese whilst rubbing teeth with toothpaste

And now someone who took part in a cheese race!

If I rub my teeth with cheese and eat the toothpaste, will the affect be the same?

Not sure but you may find that your top lip sticks to your gums 🤔

Cheese contains an enzyme that looks after teeth and helps to preserve the enamel. If you’re going camping and ant brush your teeth then eat a piece of cheese last thing at night.

But what if you get bad dreams?

You get up and eat a mild Dairylea on a cracker. It's the antidote. Then you go back to sleep. I eat bits of cheese but the dentist has found a hole to fill at £1000 a throw.

My bad dreams are full of rampant cows. The COA reminded me a lot of classical legends.

It's a wonderful CoA. We should each have an embroidered version to put on our capes. (Yes, we should all have capes).
I hope everyone is well this morning, no aches, pains or dermal problems...

When you say capes, @Maireas , do you mean a lovely, 60s, tweedy Mary Quant type affair or Batman?

A floor length silk number in scarlet and purple. Nothing flash.

Can we do this?

Yes, yes and yes.

As inane as it may seem to the uninformed, this thread makes me sense to me than all the others currently active. It’s quite a bun fight out there. Here we are safe and safe from ourselves and others are safe from us, too. It’s brilliant. Now what time is cape dance practice?