A thread for cheese , recipes, humour and general chat about the royal family.

[jeffgoldblum]

Hello 👋, I thought it might be nice to have a thread we can discuss our cheesy feelings, food delights and general discourse about the royal family.

It has such an innocent face though.

Cows are never innocent. They will push you over a cliff as soon as look at you.

See that's a sexy one too 😂

True @mrsmingleton , yet we're supposed to believe it's the sheep who get all the action!!! 🤣

Rosemary and figs added for @AliceOlive . Have added a milk churn and cheese barrel (could also be a gigantic toilet brush or someone strangling a dalek). Crackers and wine to complete. I think my work is done.

I am speechless. In awe.

I hear by present her ladyship the @Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar , the highest honour I can award 🏆🏅🎖️🥇🧀
The stewardship of the cheese!
And all rights and privileges that this high office confers
🙇‍♀️

Very humbled @jeffgoldblum . I'm hoping you will put on a star studded awards ceremony for my big medal moment. I'll get working on a snarky speech insulting the hosts that's supposed to be funny. What legend of cheese will be presenting my prize, please? (And how much do I need to pay you?)

Excellent @Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar , I think this calls for a real heavyweight 🤔, I'm thinking Wallace , I'm thinking 🤔 grommet, and to add a flair of superiority.... lady totingham!!!
The obligatory payment ( bribe!) will of course be an entire wheel of aged Parmesan cheese!

Wallace? That git has been dining out on cheese his whole life, and taking unnecessary flights to the moon to eat more cheese. He's also an animal abuser, Grommit is clearly being used as some sort of slave labour. And he's a womaniser like a certain King, with an unnatural fetish for wool. I've got all the material I need now for my acceptance. Lady Totingham better not try to steal my thunder with her enormous produce.

I'm working on the parmesan. Will see if I can get it as tax write off.

You are indeed a Legend of Heraldry, and a suitable awards ceremony will be organised in Vegas. Private jet, naturally. No paps please (unless you're in the car park).

I'm liking Vegas and the private jet. I assume Jeff is paying for it. No paps you say 🤔Might need to have a trip to the local In-N-Out for a fortifying milkshake before the ceremony, but don't tell anyone 😎

Of course @Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar ! , what's the point of having titles if you can't use them to mooch of your friends! 🤣

Great. Just need to sort out my frock.

Something like this. I can hide some Baby Bels in the top in case I get peckish. .

Fantastic!!!!
Definitely takes the biscuit!

How you’re giving me other ideas.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Blimey! I take a few hours out and milkshake sneaks in a red onion, and before you know it there are figs involved as well 😮

That'll teach me to do unnecessary things such as 'housework' or 'spending time as a family' - I should have been at my post on MN!

Oprah has already been on the phone about a tell-all interview. My life as a Fromage...

Am I the only one aware that the bandaids are the result of getting into bar fights?

And also a way to send secret encoded messages? (Shhhh)

Yes @AliceOlive , I think you are! 🤣🤣

I think the people asking questions are obviously in on it. Royal Fight Club.

@wildernesssw if you are going to be claiming you were bullied over the onions, be prepared for me to put out a statement that recollections may vary and that you were too high on cheese to know what day it was, let alone what garnishes were being forced on your cracker.

Honestly the stuff I've read today!!!!
I'm so over the whole thing!!! 🤣🤣