A thread for cheese , recipes, humour and general chat about the royal family.

[jeffgoldblum]

Hello 👋, I thought it might be nice to have a thread we can discuss our cheesy feelings, food delights and general discourse about the royal family.

That’s a good picture @wildernesssw I would like a rampant cow, please, wearing a Dairy Lea triangle crown.

How about a goat holding a sceptre with a red onion on the end 😂

A rampant cow!!😂😂
I'd love to know what that looked like, I've tried to envisage it but it's just not happening😁

@StormzyinaTCup

You are a heraldic genius 😍

Thank you @Maireas ! Could this be the career change I have been looking for? Cheese Shields.

Go for it. I have a relative who is a parchment expert, so I'm going to say that there's an opportunity for everything 😺

😂😂😂

@Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar
I love it 😍😆.
You have proved yourself worthy of said dairylea crown. 🐮 👑

Thank you! I’m excited that this might be the making of me! I have risked the wrath of @wildernesssw and added in a goat with onion (plus bread and pickle)

😮Wonderful coats of arms.

I love our motto 😀

That goat's face 😂

I know!
The attention to detail 🧑‍🎨 🎨 😂

I’m not surprised…

Some bugger has pinched its udder.

Or its jewels.

Eek @ArcaneWireless can’t believe I left off the udder! TBF, I did draw one in originally, but it looked somewhat phallic, so I rubbed it out. Here you go.

(Can’t really take credit for the goat, I just copied it from Wiki. The onion sceptre is all my own work though 🤣)

😍 @Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar

I’m super glad that it has an udder.

No one needs to be milking jewels.

Not straight after Saturday Kitchen anyway.

@ArcaneWireless Milking jewels! 😂😂😂

It is beautiful.

It’s perfect but if you want to embellish, maybe a fig or two, some curly rosemary.

It actually looks like the cow is doing a pole dance and the goat is quite enthralled by it all. Now what is that making me think? 😅

Well I'm not surprised, what did you expect the cow is rampant after all!!🤣🤣