A thread for cheese , recipes, humour and general chat about the royal family.

[jeffgoldblum]

Hello 👋, I thought it might be nice to have a thread we can discuss our cheesy feelings, food delights and general discourse about the royal family.

Oh, believe me, too much was going on....

It makes me happy to think of paper napkins printed with the COA of a minor aristo. Just... idk... amusing!

I do love a bit of batshit, especially at a wedding!

At the time, my auntie worked in a shop, my uncle in a warehouse. They were so intrigued and excited, asking loads of questions about their jobs! It was so funny. It was like they'd met members of an Amazonian tribe.

It was certainly that. The groom's father brought his dog into the church

Splendid!

Of course a COA matters!

I'm all for that.

WildernessDog is the centre of the family orbit 😀

It was so well behaved! It wore a bow tie.

One of our dog walking friends proposed to his girlfriend by sending a 'will you marry me' message via their dog 😂

❤️

Quite right! No point in the humans dressing up, the dog was far more important!

Sadly, WildernessDog would not be reliable at a wedding. She is 'food motivated' to excess, and has a habit of licking her bottom in public.

It’s amazing how you can take a few minutes away from this thread, and it evolves into a completely different and even more batshit conversation. Posh dogs at weddings. Who can top that?

Giffy always delivers

Not quite the same but back in the 1980s one of my friends married a footballer who was famous at the time . Each table at the reception was given the name of a football team . Unfortunately it caused - literally- a couple of punch ups because some people objected to being at certain tables eg a Celtic fan at a Rangers table .
The marriage lasted less than a year .
i digress.

I'm afraid to say my cheesy ones , a so called fromager has turned to the dark cheese ! 🧀 🙁

Yes @Turtlerussell , I'm afraid it is! 🙁

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May their milk ever curdle 😲

For those who have realised that their life is an empty shell without a COA for their website, I offer a starting point:

That's great! (Or grate?!)
I'm now thinking what's going to be on mine...
Or perhaps we could have a collective one for the good people of this thread? (red onions could be controversial...)