Grifters indeed! Can we have a lift Joe?

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H&M asked if they could have a lift home on AF1 after HMQs funeral.
Environmentally friendly sure, but makes them look grabby and entitled again. Makes for a good story though.

No he turned purple, being royal and all. He did however yell “CHUCK MAD. CHUCK SMASH” as he did it.

Yes, I'd heard that story too. The valet was mad because that was another handmade shirt ruined.

@WhichEllie 🤣🤣🤣 !

@WhichEllie

Brilliant 🤣

@WhichEllie 🤣

So did anyone ever deny this feat of strength happened? I saw that recently someone asked directly about him carting around his own toilet seat and they laughed and indicated it was nonsense.

He actually carries his own toilet around. Also his bath. Everywhere he stays he rips out what's there and installs the new suite with his bare hands.

What?? Omid? Harry?

Charles. Or "Chuck" when he gets mad and turns purple, see @WhichEllie 's post.

😂😂😂 I heard he's doing the refurbishments to BP himself. He's there on a weekend, hammering away. That's why it's taking 10 years to finish them. 😉

Wow. He's incredible. I heard that when they put the screens round him at the Coronation, he was actually digging out the crypt for the Archbishop to have a private bar and bowling alley. He's quite good for his age.

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See, they really are divinely appointed.

Also, I heard the real coronation was three days earlier.

There needs to be a DIY SOS King Charles special. Our monarch single-handedly rips out all the old fixtures and fittings with his brute strength, after the crew deliberately provoke his anger by keeping him waiting for 5 minutes. Meanwhile Nick Knowles and the crew tuck into cake, homemade by Catherine, with tea served by William, who are then accused by their detractors of undermining Charles and Camilla.

I'd watch that 👍

you guys @Maireas @Ridemeginger @Millicentsparty @WhichEllie

Too funny 🤣🤣🤣

This has been a fabulous thread - I left when we were discussing hand models and came back to Wreck It Chuck.

Maireas · Today 15:22
Wow. He's incredible. I heard that when they put the screens round him at the Coronation, he was actually digging out the crypt for the Archbishop to have a private bar and bowling alley. He's quite good for his age.

The husband of someone I know asked her why the screens were being erected.
She told him the King had to lay his penis on a piece of sacred parchment to prove he was worthy.
And he believed her....until she just had to laugh.

That's a good one! 😊👍

On Monty Python they used to say, "Stop, stop. It's getting silly now."

That made me laugh 😆

Sorry I tried to catch up with this thread but failed (baby has just learned to crawl… and climb 😅) so sorry if I missed this already being answered. I read somewhere that Harry only needs to convince the judge on a single article that there was unlawful intelligence gathering to “win”, but contradicted elsewhere, is that true?

Yes, @PrincessTigger , I think that's true. Because his claim was that he was hacked, spied on, etc, not how many times that happened. So if he can prove it happened just once, then he's actually proved his claim that he was hacked (even if it was only once).

He had a lot to offer as a politician in his prime but he’s too old for it now. The Americans are in deeper trouble politically than we even are, having to choose between Trump and Biden.

I know. It always amazes me - millions of capable Americans and they can't find someone better.

Is there any basis of truth that H&M are on a trial separation or have the journos just had a cheap shot at them because they're working on separate engagements so the press is having a field day. There's been so much speculation about the state of their marriage.

Personally, I don't believe it for a second. They just seem to be on different career paths. Which actually I think will be healthier for their relationship. But the stories are everywhere. I believe there was a report that they'd had a fight somewhere public and it might have stemmed from that. But the majority of people have had a fight with their spouse so that means nothing. But people have coupled that with the hotel room story and have come to the conclusion of a trial separation. In my opinion it's nonsense.
On the other hand, maybe that's why they haven't denied the Air Force 1 story. They're too busy arguing over who gets custody of the £1,000 Hermes blanket and the royal doormat. 😉😄