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Harry and his truth

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TrashyPanda · 10/06/2023 11:36

Let’s try again folks!

the aftermath of Harry’s court appearance and what happens next

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Maireas · 15/06/2023 18:55

Does anyone else remember that? I think it was a Daily Star front page from the point of view of the dog bowl?

Catspyjamasfit · 15/06/2023 19:02

Stalkedbyzombies · 15/06/2023 18:37

The bits he added to entertain are distasteful, not funny at all.
The funny bits are those when he is trying to be insightful and serious.
He is like Bottom from A Midsummer Night's Dream - like a chief-of-idiots comparing himself to great legendary heroes when the serious characters are rolling their eyes.

Absolutely!

ArcaneWireless · 15/06/2023 19:05

I missed that maireas - I think it was spoken about on here too though.

Maireas · 15/06/2023 19:12

I'm trying to find it - it was a cracker!

Maireas · 15/06/2023 19:31

It was a Sun headline "Dog Bowl Tells All"
"There was ginger hair and Winalot everywhere"

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TrashyPanda · 15/06/2023 19:51

jeffgoldblum · 15/06/2023 17:57

Fluctuate or flatulent @Maireas ? 😉

Priceless!

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TrashyPanda · 15/06/2023 19:54

ArcaneWireless · 15/06/2023 18:06

I would be judging if he pulled the ‘it was all pish’ card though recsw

Some of the accounts would have really hurt people. And he would deserve (as my dear old nan used to say) ‘a het airse’ for upsetting people for shits and giggles.

Up here we’d say he would get his heid in his haunds tae play wi’.

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TrashyPanda · 15/06/2023 19:56

Maireas · 15/06/2023 18:23

Oh dear lord that's one of my favourite parts. The bin. Or the many uses for Elizabeth Arden 8 Hour Cream. Or the dog bowl, or.....

or the thoughts while using said cream

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LadyMuckingabout · 15/06/2023 19:57

The dog bowl bit was hilarious. There were posters on here frothing about the terrible violence . Imagine being such a wuss that you are waaaaghing about your broken necklace and falling in the dog bowl. Couldn’t he see it sounded amusing? I would have “spared” this tale as it makes him sound really whingy.

What I took from this is that something had made William incredibly angry. You don’t storm round to your brother’s and have a big barney over nothing.

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TrashyPanda · 15/06/2023 19:59

jeffgoldblum · 15/06/2023 18:37

Indeed!
I think there are passages that cut deeper for different posters from their personal lives, i having Been born with scoliosis, find the treatment and discussion of the matron to be particularly hurtful!

That was a very low point

what was worse was the total lack of adult reflection about what a nasty kid he was, judging negatively bcos of disability.

but no, it was told as an amusing take about what a wag young Harry was

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Maireas · 15/06/2023 20:01

TrashyPanda · 15/06/2023 19:56

or the thoughts while using said cream

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Oh dear lord....do not go there.
😳

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TrashyPanda · 15/06/2023 20:01

@Gracewithoutend - the best thing about Spare is memes it spawned

there was a great thread on here full of them. Brilliant stuff.

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Maireas · 15/06/2023 20:03

That whole thread was hilarious.
Our very own @ArcaneWireless was quite the star of that thread! Brilliant!

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TrashyPanda · 15/06/2023 20:04

@Maireas - superb

there could be a new ending to Farmers in the den - instead of dog wants a bone, you grt

the fog wants a bowl

followed by

cos Harry broke the bowl

then

pity on the bowl

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TrashyPanda · 15/06/2023 20:05

for Fog read Dog

im on the bus

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Maireas · 15/06/2023 20:08

Oh dear!
Harry is a Sandhurst trained British army officer, and served on the front line. He also underwent specialist anti terrorist and anti kidnap training.
That just makes some of these stories plain silly.

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ThePoshUns · 15/06/2023 20:09

Gracewithoutend · 15/06/2023 18:46

I get that some people were offended by bits but the dog bowl was the best but only because of what it spawned.

Superb!

Maireas · 15/06/2023 20:14

That's so funny, @TrashyPanda , thank you!

Scoobydoobywho · 15/06/2023 20:18

Has anybody watched The Duchess of Sus on YouTube. She is re-enacting parts of "Spare" and Meghan's podcast.

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TrashyPanda · 15/06/2023 20:53

Maireas · 15/06/2023 20:01

Oh dear lord....do not go there.
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That’s exactly what I thought.

dear God - do not go there. Please do not go there

imagine what the ghost writer must have gone through, trying to keep a straight face.

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TrashyPanda · 15/06/2023 20:54

Duchess of Sus - brilliant name

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CathyorClaire · 15/06/2023 21:04

Ignore that first photo. It's not nice.

Well it made not nice me laugh even though I don't believe a word of it and haven't for a long time.

I'll get me coat 😁

CathyorClaire · 15/06/2023 21:08

Duchess of Sus - brilliant name

I've always like Duke and Duchess of Suss-ex.

Not happened yet but I can dream.

Gilmorehill · 15/06/2023 21:16

TrashyPanda · 15/06/2023 19:54

Up here we’d say he would get his heid in his haunds tae play wi’.

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I haven’t heard that phrase in ages! Scottish people have some great words and phrases. I’m sure my mum would have described H and M as a pair of scunners! She passed away before they got married but I remember her saying she hoped he’d meet a nice woman.