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The royal family

"ran out of laughing gas"

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Littletinytarzanswingingfromanosehair · 08/01/2023 00:42

I've tried to stick with believing these two yet there are more holes than swiss cheese..

I'm sorry it's the DM, they do have the extract though.....

Nitrous oxide ran out..... seriously? Portland....as in Hospital? Ran out of Gas?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11610269/Prince-Harry-high-laughing-gas-ate-Nandos-chicken-birth-son-Archie.html

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diddl · 08/01/2023 11:37

I'm not sure if he would have been able to hide his "true colours" for long.

She maybe knew & decided to marry him anyway?

Either way she has now has 2 kids with him!

Bobbyelvis4ever · 08/01/2023 11:38

The gas and air thing clearly makes him look an absolute twat.

Can anyone clear up for me what the difference is between bodyguards and security? Because if I desperately needed security for my new child, I'd probably not be sending them out for chicken. But I expect I've completely misunderstood, and they're two very different categories of staff Hmm

Allthegoodnamesarechosen · 08/01/2023 11:40

I don’t believe any of this stuff. I think he is just making it up to have an ‘interesting’ story, like the wedding which was a sham because they’d actually been married three days earlier ( denied by the celebrant) , the doctored balcony photograph, the best man who wasn’t in spite of a million photograph, thé bare handed burial…It’s all just nonsense.

what is problematic is a) why he / they think it is endearing
b) what they find to reveal next
c) where Harry goes when Meghan dumps him and takes most of the money

maybe he can come back and live with Andrew, he’s still got a nice big house.

Mumsnut · 08/01/2023 11:41

Poor woman. She was totally love-bombed, made to feel special. When did she realise that she was actually being put on a pedestal and fitted for a Diana suit ?

she now has to maintain and juggle all these roles: Angel, mother, reincarnation of mother, shaman, sage, to satisfy a prince who has long turned into a frog.

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 08/01/2023 11:41

I don't know how long it takes to recover from nitrous oxide but it would appear it's still in his system.

shard5 · 08/01/2023 11:42

So according to Harry the births of his two children were like chalk and cheese.
For Archie's he was high and obviously not present, for lily he delivered the baby to ensure she saw his face first.
Poor Meghan, to have the birth of your firstborn in the presence of such selfishness.

Sweetpeasaremadeforbees · 08/01/2023 11:43

Jesus is this true? I thought the OP was quoting some spoof article. So H nicked M's gas and air and she ran out? The man's insane. If my DH had tried nicking mine I'd have punched him (he wouldn't have because he's not an insane arse). Poor M.

LaBellina · 08/01/2023 11:43

I really start to feel sorry for Meghan. Such twattish behavior, not funny at all. Bizarre and selfish.

diddl · 08/01/2023 11:45

she now has to maintain and juggle all these roles: Angel, mother, reincarnation of mother, shaman, sage,

Of course she doesn't!

ChangingTheChannel · 08/01/2023 11:53

Mrsjayy · 08/01/2023 10:08

Maybe this is why they didn't do the hospital step Harry was off his face on a full tank of gas and air! What an absolute twat 🙄

Doubt it, the effects of nitrous oxide wear off very quickly.

I know 3 midwives and they all say lots of dads/birthing partners try it including their own partners when they gave birth. I’d presume the canister was nearly empty, you don’t get a new one, just a new mouthpiece.

notanotheroneagain · 08/01/2023 11:54

Oh please !

Spare us the performative outrage and faux sympathy for Meghan. Just another H bashing thread (MM by extension ).

Fathers take a crafty sniff all the time. You read about it all the time.

The nurses did not bring another canister because they were going for the epidural instead.

Get that stick out your behind. It's not a big deal.

LondonJax · 08/01/2023 11:55

Apparently, according to reports about the book, he took Meghan to Diana's grave (and now gives a full description about where on the estate it is - bet Earl Spencer's pleased about that as he's kept her exact location very quiet). This was when they'd been dating a while - Diana's 20th anniversary.

He says Meghan left him alone to pay his respects. Then he left her alone and, when he came back, she was on her knees with her hands on the grave/plaque and said she'd asked Diana for guidance.

So having Diana's photo in the labour room is probably about right for those two.

Maireas · 08/01/2023 11:57

I think there are three people in that marriage.

Mrsjayy · 08/01/2023 11:59

shard5 · 08/01/2023 11:42

So according to Harry the births of his two children were like chalk and cheese.
For Archie's he was high and obviously not present, for lily he delivered the baby to ensure she saw his face first.
Poor Meghan, to have the birth of your firstborn in the presence of such selfishness.

He's now delivering new borns ,WHAT 🙄 I wonder if he held her up like the lion King!

merlotlover · 08/01/2023 12:01

Ew it's chavy like those little silver canisters you see everywhere. Poor woman in labour and ol druggie taking it all

StClare101 · 08/01/2023 12:01

AllThatFancyPaintsAsFair · 08/01/2023 09:08

Really?

It's a pretty universal trope that the dad to be has a little go. I thought it was pretty normal

No it really isn’t normal.

sammylady37 · 08/01/2023 12:03

What a fucking asshole he is.

Curledupwithagoodbook · 08/01/2023 12:03

Nitrous oxide ran out..... seriously? Portland....as in Hospital? Ran out of Gas?

I take it you've never worked in a clinical setting? Entonox is delivered from cylinders, and of course the cylinders run out, regularly in fact. The article doesn't say that the hospital ran out of entonox Confused

ShinyHappyTits · 08/01/2023 12:05

ZellyFitzgerald · 08/01/2023 09:13

@MistletoeandBaileys

I fully believe the worst of his behaviour was hidden by the Palace for years. This is the real Harry

Absolutely!

This whole sorry situation is a case of 'be careful what you wish for' for Harry.

He wanted freedom to say what he wants when he wants and he's got it.

What he is learning is that you just can't control the narrative however hard you try.

Meghan has my sympathy at this point, she's stuck with him now and now there's no palace to help cover up his awful personality with the cheeky chap spin he had previously.

I think that she’s got him/allowed him to confess to substance abuse, unreasonable behaviour and long-standing anger issues.
I think they’ll be divorced within 5 years and he’ll only be allowed to see his kids under supervision while she pursues her political career.

I think that-from his own words-he’s an extremely damaged, not very bright man who is being enabled/exploited by everyone now in his life who is emotionally stuck at 12 years old. I’ve gone from thinking he’s a real dick to actually feeling very sorry for him. His children aren’t going to grow up with any family around them, are they? He’s clearly not considered the impact this might have on them as they grow up. We don’t know what actually happened because we’ve only heard one side of the story but I’d never forgive a family member that put that sort of detail in the public domain.

Happyher · 08/01/2023 12:11

Arrogant childish selfish privileged entitled

FictionalCharacter · 08/01/2023 12:11

CoffeeBoy · 08/01/2023 08:38

I think it was just that canister which ran out. Which doesn’t mean he emptied an entire canister, people don’t get brand new full ones. You just get a new mouth piece.

I’m very surprised the Portland use canisters and don’t have it plumbed into the wall but maybe they do and also need canisters if a woman is being active and not near the point on the wall where the tubing connects. I assume the rooms are quite big. I work in the nhs and the tubing reaches everywhere apart from the bathrooms so we use canisters in there.

But it’s nobbish (and probably illegal as it’s a prescription drug) behaviour

Exactly. Midwife could have fetched a new bottle. It’s not like he drained the whole hospital dry of gas. But he shouldn’t have had any at all. It’s very immature to get high while your wife is giving birth.

ThePoshUns · 08/01/2023 12:13

He's starting to remind me of Colin on the Fast Show. 'I'm crazy I am' ' I used all of the wife's laughing gas haha'

shard5 · 08/01/2023 12:15

Mrsjayy · 08/01/2023 11:59

He's now delivering new borns ,WHAT 🙄 I wonder if he held her up like the lion King!

I'm sure he's said that somewhere!

oakleaffy · 08/01/2023 12:16

Bobbyelvis4ever · 08/01/2023 11:38

The gas and air thing clearly makes him look an absolute twat.

Can anyone clear up for me what the difference is between bodyguards and security? Because if I desperately needed security for my new child, I'd probably not be sending them out for chicken. But I expect I've completely misunderstood, and they're two very different categories of staff Hmm

''Bodyguards'' sounds more self~important.
He's gonna be needing a lot more 'Securidy' since blabbing about killing 25 Taliban.
From a distance.

In Wars , soldiers kill. But they tend not to blab about it like it was nothing.

Lostinasupermarket · 08/01/2023 12:22

I don’t like what I have seen of Meghan and have found much of her behaviour self serving at best , awful at worst, but I actually felt sorry for her after reading this. His behaviour is adolescent.