"ran out of laughing gas"

[Littletinytarzanswingingfromanosehair]

I've tried to stick with believing these two yet there are more holes than swiss cheese..

I'm sorry it's the DM, they do have the extract though.....

Nitrous oxide ran out..... seriously? Portland....as in Hospital? Ran out of Gas?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11610269/Prince-Harry-high-laughing-gas-ate-Nandos-chicken-birth-son-Archie.html

The article also says 'doctors decided to give his wife an epidural to ease her pain: ‘The anaesthetist hurried in. Off went the music, on went the lights. Whoa. Vibe change.’
Since when are these decisions made FOR you? Offered, yes, but nobody is forcibly given an epidural!

Haha! ~ I feel sorry for the kids, being being raised by two very self~ obsessed parents. I wonder if they in turn will become estranged, and in time start selling stories about their own childhoods to the highest bidder?

I can see this little incident turning up regularly in post-divorce arguments about fitness to parent.

Any man who tool so much as a sneaky puff of pain relief meant for labouring me wouldn't be around for long. It's disgusting, selfish behaviour.

Harry really is a silly Billy.
I'm sure the anaesthetist only came in as things weren't going to plan.
''Hurried?''.. More likely she saw an out~ of~ it on gas and air Harry goofing about and needed to concentrate..Epidurals can fail, I had two, one after other that only succeeded in numbing the top muscle of left thigh, everything else was hugely ''Feelable''.
It can't always be easy locating the right place.

My husband did, at the birth of our second child -many years ago. I honestly can say I didn’t care because I found gas next to useless in labour, (same re my husband). And I neither drink alcohol or take illicit drugs. So it should have been some help due to consequent low tolerance.

Nurse told me lots of husbands did it. The nursing staff didn’t like it.

it was a long time ago though. They’d really only started letting partners into the labour room not many years before.

He is just very very thick and a total knob.

I’d file this under one of those “Tall Tales told after 8 pints” sections.

Harry’s probably used to telling “I’m mad, me!” stories and everyone falls around laughing (cos he’s Prince Harry) but when you read one of these in the cold light of day it’s all a bit embarrassing.

I expect the ghost writer was egging him on.

I just can’t understand how this book got past Meghan, I really can’t - unless they signed away any right of veto.

My husband had loads and passed out during my labour but he is also a dick.

And Nando’s chicken.

If nothing else we have learned that the RF are really just the same as us plebs, their lives reflect our own experience in so many ways, squabbling over tiaras, having tears and tantrums at weddings ,rows at funerals, sibling fights in kitchens, envying other peoples houses and furniture, taking the kids to pizza express as alibis to sexual misconduct, snorting cocaine before shooting extremists, pinching the wife’s entonox and stinking up hospital rooms with cheap chicken.

I think the Big Brother producers should be making tentative overtures……..

What an idiot. There should be a policy whereby useless drug taking fathers are removed from the Labour ward for doing this. I'm sure the Portland will have something to say.

And then Catherine called their daughter Charlotte. Oops, he forgot about that …... that’s the trouble with people who find it hard to stick to the facts, often the facts come back to bite them on the beaten arse.

It is, its just a bit of tragic straw clutching to find another reason to bitch about h and m

I imagine the portland will have experience of drug taking fathers !

This put me in mind of a home video I saw of Robbie Williams, singing and dancing generally behaving like an arse while his wife was in labour. Iirc, she looked pissed off!
Some menchildren are just constant attention seekers.

I've come to the conclusion that the whole H&M v RF is six of one and half a dozen of the other.
However, these constant revelations are giving me a headache and fly in the face of wanting peace and privacy and no more press intrusion, somewhat!

😂 "drug taking fathers" I'd be pretty pissed off if my only support during a long and stressful labour was "removed" for having a puff of gas and air. Boring and sad this witch hunt

But he didn’t just have a wee go. He states that he took loads and was bouncing all over the room 🤣

It's really not the end of the world. They are a married couple likely having a laugh exactly like my husband and I did during my labour. He's not stealing all the drugs whilst his wife rocks in pain begging for his help 🙄

Right, so me the taxpayer fund security to protect these twits, which I actually don't have a problem with, but their roles include going out for chicken? Is this why he's so bent out of shape about not getting protection for his family?

Though if my husband had brought a photo of his mother into the delivery room, he would have actually needed gas and air for the subsequent extraction...

Christ.
That poor woman.

She has to kick this...I'll get banned, this I'll still get banned, THIS into touch.
It's only a matter of time now.

How the actual fuck was THAT allowed into the army? Flying on his own I guess🤬

I'm beginning to feel very sorry for H&M's children. What an absolute tool Harry is. Poor kids!

I have a horrible feeling that he thinks this is how the “average bloke” behaves and he’s telling this (to him) funny story to show how down to earth and normal he is. Look at me with my Nando’s just like you! Look at me trying the laughing gas and making the midwife raise her eyebrows just like you commoner men do. I’m just like you!!!

This is what I thought. He's so out of touch he thinks this is how us "commoners" behave.

And sitting there scoffing chicken while his wife is giving birth? If my partner had been eating Nando's while I was giving birth then once they'd finished with me those midwives would have needed to help him deliver a peri peri chicken.

Whoa. Vibe change.

I read that in the voice of Dylan from The Magic Roundabout.

With an extra "maaaaan" at the end.

He's trying to make it (imo) seem so dramatic.

Baby taken away and looked after…for as long as you want.

Just like the NHS was 40 odd years ago.