How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴

[SnottyLottie]

I’ve been asked to start a new thread 🐴 🐎

Part 1

twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1611388434114912259 Bloody hilarious!!!

Totally missing the point but I didn't even know the Cotswolds had an airport.

I'm late to this new thread, I've mainly been thinking about the specials board at the pub.

Totally missing the point but I didn't even know the Cotswolds had an airport.

It's just a landing strip behind a pub surrounded by horse fields.

strictly

Thank you you bastard, I’ve done masel a damage 🤣🤣🤣🤣

t's just a landing strip behind a pub surrounded by horse fields.

I thought it was a full bush…

Giving my new name a spin.

This is just comedy gold, so many times today I've thought, nah that's made then googled and it was true 🤣

“I thought: Thank you, Mummy,” Harry concluded, hinting that Diana was again watching over him as he prepared to become a dad.

WTF did I just read?

in less amusing news, apparently they buried the miscarried baby under a tree :(

That's got to be untrue as it's totally illegal in California (also UK). Not sure about Vancouver but assume so. Another made up story for attention like the 'we got married sooner' claim? Plus surely she wasn't that far on in her pregnancy?

I ignored the first couple because I assumed they were spoofs. Now I'm not bothering to check them. They're all true!

Going back to a serious point, all of this makes sense of why they never gelled as a couple with W&K. If Harry's quite happily gone full spiritual with Meghan - seals, hair, psychics and communing via stones - then it's not difficult to see how Will & Kate might have wanted to keep some distance if they were more phlegmatic.

Pure guesswork obviously. But it's easy to imagine Kate, with two kids and a decade of royal responsibility under her belt, being more reserved and therefore less than enthusiastic about being BFFs with someone who is an instant hugger, and happily wanting to share makeup, as well as how amazing it was to get beyond the grave guidance from their deceased MIL...

Kate ain't singing with any seals

I wish I could think of a caption for this

in less amusing news, apparently they buried the miscarried baby under a tree :(

NO!! Please say this isn't true!

In all seriousness, this is not something you put in a memoir where you've also revealed spankings. It just isn't cool

On my days ...just caught up from last nite. Feckin amazing. I've found my people !

How do you know that they are true?

It looks like something June Osbourne is going to use to smuggle Meghan out of California foremostwilly

I wonder whether he thought this would be a cathartic exercise for him. The trouble is that it comes across like a total stream of consciousness, with zero consideration about the consequences of sharing with no filter applied

It's just a landing strip behind a pub surrounded by horse fields.

Officially known as The Stallion Brazilian

mountedbyharry 😔

But it's easy to imagine Kate, with two kids and a decade of royal responsibility under her belt, being more reserved and therefore less than enthusiastic about being BFFs with someone who is an instant hugger, and happily wanting to share makeup, as well as how amazing it was to get beyond the grave guidance from their deceased MIL...

Plus she might be happy with the friends she has & not want more, just willing to get along with a SIL when necessary.

Soon to be renamed the Hollywood.

Oh, I just can't keep up.

Pissing The Night Away after the revelations about chilly little Harold's adventures in the fields?

Free Willy ain't got nothing on this.

Harry's putting the Mount in Mountbatten

(Spanking The Seal must be a euphuism, yes?)