Page 8 | How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴

SnottyLottie · 2023-01-06T18:01:08+00:00

I’ve been asked to start a new thread 🐴 🐎 [[https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/the_royal_family/4713243-how-harry-lost-his-virginity?page=1 Part 1]]

ItWasDobbinAtTheMareAndSpare · 06/01/2023 20:59

Overtone · 06/01/2023 20:05

Do you think when Harry pitched Meghan doing audio narration to the head of Disney, he also suggested a new Disney movie where Princess Meghan duets with seals?

Didn’t M say she was like the Little Mermaid who found her voice?

User787878787878 · 06/01/2023 21:00

Horrified and amused in equal measure.

At the same time I feel sorry for him, because surely it must be dawning on him by now that he's made himself into a laughing stock.

I wonder whether he thought that sharing to this extent would make him look more accessible and ordinary? The problem is that the extent of the detail is almost beyond parody - slapped bottoms and piss soaked trousers. And other elements - like his mother's hair somehow magically interacting with a pregnancy test and his wife singing to seals and communing with the dead via a tombstone - make him sound utterly bonkers.

ItWasDobbinAtTheMareAndSpare · 06/01/2023 21:02

User787878787878 · 06/01/2023 21:00

Horrified and amused in equal measure.

At the same time I feel sorry for him, because surely it must be dawning on him by now that he's made himself into a laughing stock.

I wonder whether he thought that sharing to this extent would make him look more accessible and ordinary? The problem is that the extent of the detail is almost beyond parody - slapped bottoms and piss soaked trousers. And other elements - like his mother's hair somehow magically interacting with a pregnancy test and his wife singing to seals and communing with the dead via a tombstone - make him sound utterly bonkers.

I worry in a minute he might say his gran was actually a lizard! 😂

MountedbyHarryWindsor · 06/01/2023 21:03

The diana guiding me / psychic / spirtuatual shite must be true cause we have seen harry and meghan meditate on the netflix show and harry doing that wierd tapping anxiety thing. Meghan definitely seems to have gotten him into spirtuality in some way and drugs being totally okay

Tamarindtree · 06/01/2023 21:03

From Facebook -

How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴

MistletoeandBaileys · 06/01/2023 21:04

He actually pissed himself? That’s true? Killer whales and seals? What the hell even is 2023?

I just don’t believe Meghan is going to be happy about how this has gone down or how she has come across. They have come out of it looking like the biggest bunch of self entitled idiots.

I would love to be a fly on the wall in Montecito and see how this is all going down behind closed doors.

Elayna · 06/01/2023 21:04

😭😂 sealion dion - brilliant

and now I have my lovely horse as an ear worm 😂😂😂

Snippedasababy · 06/01/2023 21:05

DM think they found her

Thenislappedhisassandfarted · 06/01/2023 21:06

Well 2023 has got off a cracking start. Just finished the last thread, now settling down to catch up on this one. Mumsnet at its absolute finest.

the80sweregreat · 06/01/2023 21:07

She looks ace !
Numb with passionate Kier

the80sweregreat · 06/01/2023 21:07

Passionate kissing ..
she was definitely kissing a frog ..

IceStationStallion · 06/01/2023 21:11

Overtone · 06/01/2023 20:05

Do you think when Harry pitched Meghan doing audio narration to the head of Disney, he also suggested a new Disney movie where Princess Meghan duets with seals?

😂😂😂

Fiji10 · 06/01/2023 21:14

Well well Susannah

Sugarfree23 · 06/01/2023 21:15

diddl · 06/01/2023 20:45

It can't be real can it?

There's now a headline in the DM that C&C wanted Catherine to spell her name with a K as there were too many C's in the RF!

I'll call that bullshit, or they wouldn't have called Charlotte a C name too.

IceStationStallion · 06/01/2023 21:15

MoirasSaggyBundles · 06/01/2023 19:48

I reckon that masturbating walrus that rocked up in in Scarborough on New Year's Day was another of Harry's sealife signs. A sign that his book was going to be a pile of wank.

This is the comment of 2023 ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

KatesLipGloss · 06/01/2023 21:17

Overtone · 06/01/2023 20:02

😂😂😂

I'm now thinking about that kissing song by Seal.

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That's Kiss from a Rose

Which probably brings us back to Norfolk

Tamarindtree · 06/01/2023 21:17

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IceStationStallion · 06/01/2023 21:18

Snippedasababy · 06/01/2023 21:05

DM think they found her

They say her BF is in the SAS

MoirasSaggyBundles · 06/01/2023 21:19

University of St Andrews, in collaboration with Kate and Free Willy are already taking auditions for the seal chorus:

Tamarindtree · 06/01/2023 21:19

All the drama has got Facebook going into overdrive with all the memes!

Sweetpeasaremadeforbees · 06/01/2023 21:22

They say her BF is in the SAS

I think her saying that is basically 'Fuck off or you'll end up in a dog's bowl'.

halfsiesonapotnoodle · 06/01/2023 21:22

Haven't rtft, so sorry if this has been posted already, but it's too funny not to include!

ChardonnaysBeastlyCat · 06/01/2023 21:26

SnottyLottie · 06/01/2023 18:40

@50shadesofneigh

I thought you were joking but it’s all true 🤣

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-64183891

Why?

Why on Earth would he write about this?

User787878787878 · 06/01/2023 21:26

They say her BF is in the SAS

BrightYellowDaffodil · 06/01/2023 21:29

Overtone · 06/01/2023 20:05

Do you think when Harry pitched Meghan doing audio narration to the head of Disney, he also suggested a new Disney movie where Princess Meghan duets with seals?

A Whole New (Sea)World?

I honestly thought that stuff about Meghan putting her hands on Diana's grave and attempting to communicate with her was a spoof but...no. I mean, you couldn't make this stuff up!