How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴

[SnottyLottie]

I’ve been asked to start a new thread 🐴 🐎

Part 1

I mean if it isn't, I'm hereby making it one.

Although the seals would rather sing than be spanked...

Back to the jokes. The reaction when Meghan starts to sing

But it's easy to imagine Kate...being more reserved and therefore less than enthusiastic about being BFFs with someone who is an instant hugger

To be fair, that's called "Being British". When I'm hugged unexpectedly by someone I don't really know, it goes like this:

You are right - it's all his truth, so might not be y'know actually true.

But it seems to be correct that they're in the book, so presumably he believes them to be true.

Why on earth is he rambling on about his frostbitten penis & discussing Williams genitalia?!

To be fair to Harold and Megs, President Biden is happy to entertain the most bizarre array of fantasists, fetishists, and over-sharers, change the law for them and even give some of them jobs in government, despite them being a security risk. They probably thought Harry's unfiltered bizzaro world would fit in with the cultural and political zeitgeist over there. Not so much in the cynical Old World, though.

Balls, that gif didn't seem to work.

Anyway, it's this one: tenor.com/vpTw.gif

No-one's ever going to look at any wedding photos he's in in the same way now, are they?

Just think, at the time all the chatter was about whether Pippa and Harry would get it together - who would have though then that best man's frostbite would overtake bridesmaid's arse as most scurrious aspect?

If the damned Firm had not whipped off his foreskin at birth, Harry's peen would have had it's own hoodie to fend off the cold.

Yep!!

I'm not particularly tactile even with people I'm close with - so the concept of a stranger coming towards me with arms outstretched would have me taking a step backwards.

I also wonder whether the observations about formality continuing even behind closed doors, was more of a personality clash. Some people can be reserved and polite when meeting new people. It's possible that it could come across as being oddly formal to someone who is very tactile, if they are unused to those who aren't as relaxed with strangers.

*its not it's. My standards are slipping under the strain. Which is exactly what Horsey Woman said to Harry mid thrust.

Alright, this one did actually make me snort 😁

It's his peen I feel most sorry for. If there's one thing we've learned from the book, it's that he's put that poor penis through some traumas.

Perhaps it would have been good if he had a spare?

Namechange!!

I can't get my head round why an former military soldier that has seen active service and presumably dumped in a hole the ground resorted to peeing themselves on a boat, just pee over the side 🙈

I feel like I’ve been invited to spend Christmas with a family I barely
know and Christmas lunch has degenerated into an excruciating drunken argument descending lower into evermore personal insults. I’m unable to extricate myself and forced to endure the spectacle in a state of huge embarrassment and discomfort.

I’m in a constant state of cringe. 🙈

@HaroldsHoodie Kate will definitely not be hugging you!

wyld stallions!

I'm not particularly tactile even with people I'm close with - so the concept of a stranger coming towards me with arms outstretched would have me taking a step backwards.

And you just know that anyone who announces "I'm a HUGGER!!!" is going to be someone over whom you'd rather gnaw off your own feet than spend time with.

I'm imagining an AIBU...

AIBU that my DB and SIL haven't accepted my wife? I met this amazing woman. She's utterly magical and sings to seals and when we visited my DM's grave she spent time laying her hands on the headstone to ask DM for advice.

But when I introduced her to my DB and SIL they haven't been that friendly and they don't seem keen to share our connection. I've learned that people change as they grow and I've been on a journey.

I used to be a bit of sporty blokey type - mates, pub, jokey pranks and that sort of thing - and I had a really good relationship with DB and SIL. But since meeting DW I've taken up yoga, spent time opening myself to the spiritual world beyond this dimension, and found a new passion for teaching people about social justice and speaking your truth.

However DB has said some horrible things, accusing me of no longer having my own interests and personality and that he thinks it's not healthy because I'm living my life through DW. I'm hurt they don't recognise that me and DW have a a love match on a spiritual as well as physical level...

Well

Och

Or he could get his uncle to pick up a garlic doughball from Pizza Express.

Pop it on the end. Garlic will also see off knobrot.

Job done.

It’s got a really good cafe. Recommended.