How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴

[SnottyLottie]

I’ve been asked to start a new thread 🐴 🐎

Part 1

He could become brand ambassador for Sealy beds?

He needs some serious therapy and told to stop before he does something stupid———oh too late 😬

So the Seal song I mentioned, Kiss from a Rose

Diana was England's Rose, according to Elton

Harry could do a version called Kiss from Monticeto's Rose. With seals as back up singers and dancers. And perhaps a killer whale on bass.

I know it's super unmumsnetty but I am loving all the memes. Keep them coming!

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There's also Rose Hanbury.

He's starting to remind me of The Deep from Amazon Prime's 'The Boys'.

I wonder if he's been taking inspiration?

I hope there is no Octopus story! 😂

When your wife is taking a pregnancy test and you fall asleep

Just testing out my name change

Surely the Seal the seal song would be Crazy. Or maybe Killer, as he likes to talk about his Taliban scalps.

There can be several seal songs. <taps nose>

And Killer would certainly have to have a rap part by the Killer Whales.

Yes I think if the News of the World was still around their headline for the Taliban story would probably be 'Killer Wales'.

VERY good 👏🏿

How about some Sealion Dion?

It's All Coming Back to Me - sitting down to talk to his ghost writer

Because You Loved Me - shag behind the pub

All By Myself - when Willy marries Kate

Think Twice - sung as a warning by the RF as he threatens to leave the Firm

My Heart Will Go on/Titanic - sung as he and Meghan sail off to the States. Played again as Meghan lets Harry sink under the weight of his own stupidity.

The part where he trapped William and Kate under the covers and gave them a Dutch Oven because they questioned his position of cutlery was the final straw for me.

Genuinely can no longer judge if that bit is in the book or not.

It can't be real can it?

There's now a headline in the DM that C&C wanted Catherine to spell her name with a K as there were too many C's in the RF!

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😂

2023 is turning out to be well weird.

😬

There is definitely one C in the royal family….

But I’m in company. (See above)

I wonder what Harold's wiki page looks like right now.

I really think this is the theme tune:

🎶 with a man on your back, like a train in the night….🎶

I’m ready for my first booking

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