How Harry lost his virginity #2 - 50 Shades of Neigh 🐴

[SnottyLottie]

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Part 1

Oh no. I meant Cornwall.

[I am only just awake and need coffee].

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Love that @Umanresources thanks

b) why the fuck he wet himself rather than just whip out his penis and piss of the side of the boat. How can anyone be that fucking thick? Oh, there's no toilet on the boat, I'll just wet my pants. Like WTF?

That detail confused me too. Even big racing yachts don’t have toilets because it adds to the weight. You bucket and chuck it. Was he afraid he was being followed by drones taking pictures? If it was a smaller boat wouldn’t he have had to change out of his sailing gear anyway? Maybe something has been lost in translation.

But it seems to be correct that they're in the book

It's all so farcical I was thinking that it must be spoof translations.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2023/01/06/prince-harry-spare-bizarre-courteney-cox-frostbite-virginity/?utmsource=facebook&utmmmedium=newstab&fbbnews_token=8fNk%2FCtAJNXCPAV7hnLqyw%3D%3D.R47qbzAZMG3ugQC%2FbyGxyN%2BR2vpLkPblH0OWkeaFbLi4JFVg10r8vJdEOxx0q9NMTQcbTsziECT6rkozaCSEIojIv7yq9dhPzRYM4l%2B2QrPeRtCyt0I3zJBhItMCirJVRTS33joX5LOU%2B58xV7dpsP8TAZ4MltsF24LdIXRL4lDghCRRhjlVmzk3Wm%2Bl1HAXLaMg4dqCouop57mLTGv2hmlIOgqDBboZ6BMBDf6FT0yPpCFYO9hjIRtOixP5alRQ5kjeSfKkAo3S1lKAkIDhFkbfw7IH50oHizVIZRXEUfg7bWii8H0zd5lyi%2FFynIA0wDZW8JMRU1CffIRdYDkYhg%3D%3D

I know the sister of a famous actress. They are both nice people (per my personal experiences with them) but also quite reserved to start with.

Sister explained once that they learnt the hard way not to give too much away initially as people's behaviour could be quite surprising eg from asking for money, work etc to stealing things or selling information/stories

Not at all saying this would any way been true of Meghan (as a celebrity of a kind herself, friends with some famous people etc) but I feel like I can understand why someone in W&K's situation might be reticent to begin with when meeting new people in a private social capacity

Mike Payne on Twitter…

For those asking about how this is being reported in other countries, I'm in Austria and here's a link to the frozen penis story which also includes the loss of virginity.
www.heute.at/s/erfrorener-penis-harry-packt-ueber-erstes-mal-aus-100247757
Frozen Penis - Harry opens up about his first time

The loss of virginity is the same as being reported in British press.
The frozen penis bit is as follows:

"He goes on to reveal that his best part (bestes Stück in German) was affected during a trip to the North Pole in 2011. "When I got home, I was horrified to find that my lower regions were also affected by frostbite, and while the ears and cheeks were already healing, the willy was not," he writes in his memoirs, as shown in an excerpt published by the New York Post"

‘Bestes Stück’!

🤣

My household now has a new euphemism for penis. Thanks!

Poor old Hazbeen

Bestes Stück 😂

Another denial. Classy 😂

TBH if I were a woman quietly living my life some 20 years after occasionally having a drink with PH I'd be bloody furious that i had the media speculating on whether or not Harry had mounted me like a stallion.

For someone who has lived their entire life in the media spotlight (Harry) he is fucking naive when it comes to consequences. he surely must have known that it would result in doorstopping any number of women who are just trying to live their lives.

But given his idiocy over the Taliban killing comments (as well as - well literally everything else he has said or done-)who can say if he has ever had the ability to think things through.

Agreed, I've been laughing at the sleaziness of it all but you make a good point. Harry at least consented to all this lurid speculation.

For someone who has lived their entire life in the media spotlight (Harry) he is fucking naive when it comes to consequences.

Or just doesn't care?

I don’t think he can see beyond the end of his nose. He doesn’t seem to think anything through at all. I’m beginning to feel quite sorry for Meghan, it must be incredibly frustrating to be with someone who never considers the consequences of anything they say.

That might well be it.

He's a bit of a dick.

I think he’s a huge dick (circumcised, frostbitten etc)

He’s all “wah, what about ME?” and doesn’t care who else’s privacy or safety he is invading and compromising.

I don't think she cares much for consequences either, although the excerpts of the book are excruciating I reckon she will brazen it out !

Off-topic, but do you fancy doing a collaboration? They seem to do quite well in the charts these days.

Maybe the reason he got penis frostbite was whipping it out to wee willy nilly hence the reluctance to epe over the side on the boat?

I'm looking forwards to the cryptic crossword clue in years to come. 10 down: Spare member frostbitten (5)

not sure I’d share quite as much….

😁😁😁😁😁

I’d love to #collab

Let’s do it.

What should our first song be?