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How Harry lost his virginity

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SnottyLottie · 05/01/2023 16:46

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

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Volkswagenitalia · 05/01/2023 17:47

Shelefttheweb · 05/01/2023 17:46

Now I’m wondering if this Spanish book really is the real thing or a Parody version someone planted. Are we sure it is real?

Maybe Harry's camp have done this to troll everyone and make the press look really stupid?

Rowthe · 05/01/2023 17:47

wordler · 05/01/2023 17:39

Okay - now I think someone is trolling all of us:

Elsewhere in his tome, Harry spoke candidly about his penis and even shut down longstanding rumors that he and his brother Prince William were uncircumcised.
“My penis was a matter of public record, and indeed some public curiosity,” Harry wrote. “The press had written about it extensively. There were countless stories in books, and papers (even The New York Times) about Willy and me not being circumcised.”

He continued, “Mummy had forbidden it, they all said, and while it’s absolutely true that the chance of getting penile frostbite is much greater if you’re not circumcised, all the stories were false. I was snipped as a baby.”
Harry had been discussing how his penis was “frostnipped” during his trip to Antarctica prior to William’s wedding to Kate Middleton.

“The pre-wedding dinner was pleasant, jolly, despite Willy visibly suffering from standard groom jitters,” he said. “I regaled the company with tales of the [South] Pole. Pa was very interested and sympathetic about the discomfort of my frostnipped ears and cheeks, and it was an effort not to overshare and tell him also about my equally tender penis.

pagesix.com/2023/01/05/prince-harry-details-losing-his-virginity-to-older-woman-in-spare/

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GoldenCupidon · 05/01/2023 17:47

Have to say though my limited experience of posh men is that they're not AT ALL shy about talking about their penises or how they lost their virginity. So it's not impossible he told it all while having a good old guffaw.

It's the horsey woman I feel sorry for who is probably dying of embarrassment and feeling the damp twinge her thistle scars of yesteryear.

Shelefttheweb · 05/01/2023 17:48

carouselofsquirells · 05/01/2023 17:45

The press have just this week printed a denial from Liz Hurley (that she might be the woman) and no doubt are fully on a hunt to find out who this woman is.

That is probably the intention, so he can claim he was groomed. There must be something else behind this. Or the ghost writer got him pissed.

“groomed” by a horse-lover with her currycomb and crop?

Maireas · 05/01/2023 17:48

Archie and Lilibet are going to need serious therapy.
Maybe they'll make a documentary about growing up in the Sussex household.

Babdoc · 05/01/2023 17:48

There were some lovely comments in the Times online about Harry’s memoirs.
Referring to his complaint that William called Meghan abrasive, somebody wrote:
”Yeah, Will asking to borrow her to sand down a shelf was probably going a bit far…!”

Blossomtoes · 05/01/2023 17:49

Babdoc · 05/01/2023 17:48

There were some lovely comments in the Times online about Harry’s memoirs.
Referring to his complaint that William called Meghan abrasive, somebody wrote:
”Yeah, Will asking to borrow her to sand down a shelf was probably going a bit far…!”

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Katekeeprunning · 05/01/2023 17:49

He needs help

Bobbybobbins · 05/01/2023 17:49

Christ TMI! I thought you were having a go at romance fiction OP 😁

JaneJeffer · 05/01/2023 17:50

Yeah, Will asking to borrow her to sand down a shelf was probably going a bit far…!
Grin

Blossomtoes · 05/01/2023 17:50

Katekeeprunning · 05/01/2023 17:49

He needs help

I think he’s beyond it. He’s really jumped the shark.

TangledWebOfDeception · 05/01/2023 17:50

Ok it must, MUST be a prank.

Had me going for a minute.

crabbyapples · 05/01/2023 17:50

Harry's self-sabotage is spanking him on the right royal ass right now. Maybe he's setting himself up for Mills and Boons writing?

😂

Goodread1 · 05/01/2023 17:51

@Horizons83
L.o.l I was thinking the same, but you beat me to it😀

He is really embarrassing him now,

I wonder who the older woman was then?

Goosefatroasts · 05/01/2023 17:52

He is the gift that keeps on giving but despite all of this I still like the guy. He’s crackers though.

crabbyapples · 05/01/2023 17:52

His main characters could be called Willy and Harold.

User4873628 · 05/01/2023 17:52

I'm buying the book. I wasn't going to but I am now. I've had a shitty few months and reading this will cheer me right up.

twilightcafe · 05/01/2023 17:52

Harry has lost his mind.

His children will be able to read this book soon for themselves.

ArcaneWireless · 05/01/2023 17:53

I don’t think he need worry about reprisals from the Taliban now.

An accurate representation or not, he’s now a joke.

Tonkerbea · 05/01/2023 17:53

It has to be a planted spoof, otherwise the man has completely lost all sense of what's appropriate. Genuinely felt sympathy for him and M after the press hounded them, but THIS is ridiculous.

Hbh17 · 05/01/2023 17:53

Dear Lord. Her Majesty must be turning in her grave.

Has the ghost-writer just massively set up "H" to make him look like a total idiot? I did enjoy this writer's Agassi book, but this latest one seems to have been written in a hurry on the back of a fag packet 😂

AnneShirleysNewDress · 05/01/2023 17:53

Sounds like he'd read too much Jilly Cooper!

Walnutwhipsarenothesame · 05/01/2023 17:53

I’m wondering if George and Charlotte are going to hear about this at school.

Lolliesareonme · 05/01/2023 17:53

Volkswagenitalia · 05/01/2023 17:47

Maybe Harry's camp have done this to troll everyone and make the press look really stupid?

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I’m thinking along the same lines!

Maybe it’s even bigger than that and he’s set it all up to sue.

reallyhatewinter · 05/01/2023 17:53

IveShaggedSomeMingers · 05/01/2023 17:15

It wasn't me.

🤫🤫🤫😂😂😂😂😂

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