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How Harry lost his virginity

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SnottyLottie · 05/01/2023 16:46

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

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JaneJeffer · 05/01/2023 17:40

He's busy today

How Harry lost his virginity
LivelyBlake · 05/01/2023 17:41

Harold’s book is do awful that it’s entirely believable

garlicandsapphires · 05/01/2023 17:41

On second thoughts I don’t think this can possibly be true.

Volkswagenitalia · 05/01/2023 17:41

I am confused about why he has added this. What’s the story? That he was groomed and left feeling abused? It changed his life? It wouldn’t have happened if he was ‘The Spare’

Yes, is this some sort of claim of abuse?

Or is this another claim that everything is someone else's fault, in this case, losing his virginity in a field?

CoffeeBoy · 05/01/2023 17:41

“I mounted her quickly”

I wonder if that’s a dodgy translation from Spanish. Can’t wait to see how it’s actually phrased in the U.K. version. I am cringing for him!

Sweetpeasaremadeforbees · 05/01/2023 17:41

He’d never again be first a foremost Willy. We’d never again ride together across the Lesotho countryside with capes blowing behind us. We’d never again share a horsey-smelling cottage while learning to fly. Who shall separate us? Life, that’s who.”

This is surely a pisstake. I can't believe it's a proper translation, it's like that game that Zoe Ball used to do on a Saturday. You take a line from a film, put it into google translate into another language and then translate it back into English.

JonSnowedUnder · 05/01/2023 17:42

If this comedy gold was in the Netflix doc, I might have actually watched it!

Frith2013 · 05/01/2023 17:43

Mounted her?

Sounds like he used a stepladder!

Rowthe · 05/01/2023 17:43

wordler · 05/01/2023 17:15

Yes - some of these excerpts are really weird - I think a little is down to the newspapers only having the full version in Spanish!

Like this bit about how he felt he'd lost his brother after the wedding to Kate

Prince Harry reflects in his new memoir, “Spare,” on saying “goodbye” to his relationship with Prince William when the Prince of Wales married Kate Middleton in 2011.

“The brother I’d escorted into Westminster Abbey that morning was gone — forever. Who could deny it?” Harry writes, per an excerpt obtained by Page Six.
“He’d never again be first a foremost Willy. We’d never again ride together across the Lesotho countryside with capes blowing behind us. We’d never again share a horsey-smelling cottage while learning to fly. Who shall separate us? Life, that’s who.”

The Duke of Sussex, 38, adds that he found the wedding to be “yet another farewell under this horrid roof” and “another sundering.”

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Oh wow I really do have tears of laughter streaming down my face!😂

I would gladly pay to have a poorly translated english copy of the Spanish book! The imagery!

Capes blowing in the wind, horsey-smelling cottage, ass smacking.

RhubarbFairy · 05/01/2023 17:43

NottanOtter · 05/01/2023 16:47

OK. Now I've heard enough.

This, in spades.

snapdragon12 · 05/01/2023 17:43

it's just plain ridiculous now,
isn't it? And also very unfair on the woman he shagged, assuming she wasn't old enough to be his Mum and it was a grooming situation. He doesn't mention the age. She could've been 21! The press have just this week printed a denial from Liz Hurley (that she might be the woman) and no doubt are fully on a hunt to find out who this woman is.

Stopsnowing · 05/01/2023 17:43

Came on to say Jilly Cooper.

Wakk · 05/01/2023 17:43

Ffs. Him mounting her has put me off my leak and potato soup.

I was enjoying that.

Volkswagenitalia · 05/01/2023 17:44

wordler · 05/01/2023 17:39

Okay - now I think someone is trolling all of us:

Elsewhere in his tome, Harry spoke candidly about his penis and even shut down longstanding rumors that he and his brother Prince William were uncircumcised.
“My penis was a matter of public record, and indeed some public curiosity,” Harry wrote. “The press had written about it extensively. There were countless stories in books, and papers (even The New York Times) about Willy and me not being circumcised.”

He continued, “Mummy had forbidden it, they all said, and while it’s absolutely true that the chance of getting penile frostbite is much greater if you’re not circumcised, all the stories were false. I was snipped as a baby.”
Harry had been discussing how his penis was “frostnipped” during his trip to Antarctica prior to William’s wedding to Kate Middleton.

“The pre-wedding dinner was pleasant, jolly, despite Willy visibly suffering from standard groom jitters,” he said. “I regaled the company with tales of the [South] Pole. Pa was very interested and sympathetic about the discomfort of my frostnipped ears and cheeks, and it was an effort not to overshare and tell him also about my equally tender penis.

pagesix.com/2023/01/05/prince-harry-details-losing-his-virginity-to-older-woman-in-spare/

Yes, maybe the Spanish translators are just having a laugh!

Yes....you see this bit here...that says 'I was snipped as a baby'.

GoldenCupidon · 05/01/2023 17:45

I'd make a special effort to go to Lesotho and ride with my sibling with our capes blowing behind us.

Maybe they were actually in Leicester wearing hoodies and someone was blowing Geoff Capes behind them instead.

I think the English version will be extremely disappointing and I reckon they're desperately trying to get the "proper" version on sale ASAP.

Fiji10 · 05/01/2023 17:45

This has to be a piss take surely? Surely?

carouselofsquirells · 05/01/2023 17:45

The press have just this week printed a denial from Liz Hurley (that she might be the woman) and no doubt are fully on a hunt to find out who this woman is.

That is probably the intention, so he can claim he was groomed. There must be something else behind this. Or the ghost writer got him pissed.

Iamacatslave · 05/01/2023 17:45

This is cringeworthy and laughable at the same time.

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SnottyLottie · 05/01/2023 17:45

@wordler nooooooo

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Shelefttheweb · 05/01/2023 17:46

Now I’m wondering if this Spanish book really is the real thing or a Parody version someone planted. Are we sure it is real?

milti · 05/01/2023 17:46

🤢🤮

2bazookas · 05/01/2023 17:46

I hope his children never read Daddy's book.

gogohmm · 05/01/2023 17:46

Do you think he actually read the book once his ghostwriter had written it

dawngreen · 05/01/2023 17:47

Sex sells and all that Mills and Boon guy in uniform or a prince from the stables.

carouselofsquirells · 05/01/2023 17:47

Shelefttheweb · 05/01/2023 17:46

Now I’m wondering if this Spanish book really is the real thing or a Parody version someone planted. Are we sure it is real?

Maybe it’s William’s revenge to release a fake book a week early. 😂

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