How Harry lost his virginity

[SnottyLottie]

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

It’s like a script from ‘The Windsor’s’ (tv show)!

As if. More shit coming out his mouth as usual. The man is a walking ICk. Eww 😷

Don't think it has to be fiction. Didn't Tony Blair win one for his autobiography in which he described the conception of his youngest child? You're welcome.

Can you imagine the AMA? I slapped Harold's ass AMA.

Haven’t rtft yet. But have the theme tune to Champion the Wonder Horse going round in my head.

Am reading aloud to teenage dd who is still awake. Her response “OMG those poor children, imagine your Dad telling the whole world about his penis”

An older woman who likes horses, you say?
This book might be even more scandalous than we thought!

But I agree with you, I genuinely think he might have something more serious in the MH line than he's admitted, e.g. he may be bipolar,

@GoldenCupidon I have bipolar and while I don't think he necessarily does (maybe he has a personality disorder) I did think all this is going to end with him claiming he has bipolar maybe- claiming severe mental illness and then getting treatment is the only way he can come back from what he's done into normal service for a royal in the UK.

The thing with bipolar is it's episodic. Harry's behaviour hasn't been- he's stayed with the same behaviour etc for the last couple of years or more now. Bipolar doesn't work that way- we have marked changes in our normal behavior that last for weeks/months, then we either go into a different episode, or gradually come back to normal for us.

People with personality disorders on the other hand, act like Harry or Meghan- that's their personality and it carries on- even with Borderline they are erratic and moody but that is part of their personality and will manifest frequently/if they've just had something they don't like happen.

There's definitely a case for saying he's with someone now who is not the best person for him to be around, doesn't have the best impact on his behaviour and stability. That would make sense as this extreme of public emotional and verbal incontinence he's only really displayed with this intensity in the years he's been with Meghan- he may have been somewhat erratic and emotional before but didn't have to tell us all about it so much, and he had fairly stable relationships with his family- at least, there wasn't this amount of public drama.

Am reading aloud to teenage dd who is still awake. Her response “OMG those poor children, imagine your Dad telling the whole world about his penis”

@SirVixofVixHall Another generation cursed with 'genetic pain.'🙄

the tale of the frozen chopper…

Me too.
hehehehehehe <Muttley sound>

I’ve just woken the dog up laughing!

Fifty Shades of Neigh

@DuchessOfPort this is gold!!
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Why on earth is he telling us that? I thought all this was to slate the royal family? What has his sex life got to do with it?

@mnhq Nominate for Classics. I haven’t laughed so much in a really long time.

I love that you’ve used this for your username 😂😂😂

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Shagged this mare, mounted her and she slapped my ass with a soggy beer towel. Fingered her fetlocks, she had to have a stack of beer mats to soak it up. Snorted some coke, shot some taliban, broke my necklace…these older birds are gagging for a length of frost bitten knob. They love it up ‘em”.

Well it's a good thing he wants his privacy. Imagine what he'd be telling us if he was really baring all!

He lost me at "tender penis".

I've wasted hours of my life reading the news excerpts- Mumsnet does it better. No real need to buy the book now. I thank you all so much!

Instead, I went to my local 2nd-hand bookshop and grabbed 2 Jilly Coopers. Never read her before but I must now. Got 'Riders' and 'Rivals'. Sounds like a good start.

Unless something has been lost in the translation, the whole thing comes across as totally disgusting and sordid. Presumably that was the intention!
In my view, he would have been better to have omitted some of these details.

Me neither

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Yeah me too love the fact Harry has found his voice - and is speaking loud and clear - sick of being silenced all these years.