How Harry lost his virginity

[SnottyLottie]

Harry described losing his virginity as "a humiliating episode with an older lady".

He said it was "with an older lady, who loved horses very much and treated me like a young stallion".

The excerpt read: "'I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and held me back… one of my mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us'."

source: Sky News

well I don’t even know what to make of that 😬🤭😆🤣

I hope R4 have this as a Book at Bedtime.

The Windsors has to have a new series doesn't it? Imagine this delightful scene played out on that.

I did it I did it
I’ve practised for my wife to be
With my older and bolder
squeeze I let nobody see
horse and hound on the ground
It skelped my arse quite soundly when I stopped and turned round
I did it! I did it!
Tonight

I’m there. 😆

Well it was only a matter of time before ginger pubes delighted us with tales of his sex life
When H&M first told us the tale of how they got together (the blind date where she didn't know who he was remember that? ), they felt the need to let us know that they DTD on the third date. In a tent.

‘Archie and Lilibet are going to need serious therapy.
Maybe they'll make a documentary about growing up in the Sussex household.’

The Only Way Is Sussex.

Dear lord, those poor children.
That's going to be some therapist bill.

I am laughing so much that I almost fell out of my chair. I tried to read it aloud to dd but had to stop as I couldn’t breath.

The only way is Sussex!!! Lol!!!!

@Backstreetsbackalrightdadada

😂😂

He probably believes the chickens will kiss it better. (It worked with his bald spot allegedly)

He is thinking only of himself. Not a thought for the kids - sussex or wales.

He needs to take the shame for that.

I haven't laughed so much in ages, reading the comments . Harry's experience sounds almost as if it's plugged from
some trashy erotic novel , can truth be stranger than fiction. Don't think most men describe this experience to their DW, let alone to the whole planet. 🍻🍻🍑🫲🫱🙄🤮

He's nuts. Officially nuts. Barking.

Classy

😆😆

He is very, very dim, and this has perhaps been exploited. He also seems like someone who has never been told no.

She does now

The character of Rupert Campbell-Black was based on Andrew Parker-Bowles😁

When H&M first told us the tale of how they got together (the blind date where she didn't know who he wasHmm remember that? ), they felt the need to let us know that they DTD on the third date. In a tent

Ah, I'm beginning to understand how his penis got frostbitten now - he's obviously got a thing for doing it outdoors.

Thank heavens it sounds like Harry hasn't heard of Jans Baalsrud, my personal hero - escaping from the Germans in Norway in WW2 his toes got frost bitten in an snow hole in the mountains so he simply amputated them with a knife.

Dear God. Have they just paid a ghost writer to come up with some bad Prince Harry fan fiction because that's what this sounds like.

None of this rings true in the slightest.

Isn't it just? I bloody love all this, it's so entertaining 🤣

I haven’t had so much fun on mumsnet for a long long time 😂😂😂

@Lunde I think I love you 😂😂😂

As per my username, I've been bingeing Footballer's Wives recently, but it pales in comparison to the laughs I've had reading all of this today 😂

Meghan, One’s Stallion?